Chapter 390: Origin (I)
"It would be nice if my brother was here, it would be nice to be able to contact him, he would definitely have a way to handle everything... Sister, why don't I go to the Caucasian biochemical site to find my brother, I have blue magnetic ray contact lenses, maybe I can pass on the news? ”
Although Hong Qiling is very talented, but in the final analysis, he is only thirteen years old, and it is difficult for him to understand the profound words of the phoenix for a while, and the phoenix makes him look a little farther, but he is still entangled in the things in front of him. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Just when Phoenix didn't know how to comfort Hong Qiling, a relatively unfamiliar voice sounded at the door of the small courtyard.
"Whether the stinky boy is there or not is not as important as you think, because a drop of water can't change the direction of a river, and a person's strength can't change the trajectory of a planet, the water is in the river, and people are on the planet, and whether it's the beggar gang, you Hong Qizero, or the mad team all belong to... The Republican Union of Yan and Huang. ”
The person who came looked ordinary, with a cigarette in his mouth and a pair of slippers on his feet, he looked very much like an uncle who had gone to the wrong place, but his intuition at first glance told Hong Qiling that this person was not simple.
"Who are you, you're giving me a political lesson?"
The uncle smashed a puff of cigarette, spit out a beautiful parabola of the cigarette that was about to burn to his mouth, and flew into the iron trash can in the corner of the small courtyard, before turning to Hong Qiling and replied: "I am arrogant, if you already have the feeling of being taught, it means that I still have the talent to be a teacher." ”
Except for the words I am arrogant, the rest of Hong Qi0 is regarded as a deaf ear.
There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them! Hong Qiling instantly felt that his hair was all standing up, and his fighting spirit was unprecedented!
"You're arrogant! No wonder I have a feeling of meeting a natural enemy. ”
Hong Qiling sneered fiercely, but in Zhang Qiang's opinion, he was at most just a little lion with teeth and claws, Guan Bu asked him to teach this little lion to be a real king in the future, so he praised himself and said that he had the potential to be a teacher.
What makes him unhappy is that this guy obviously completely treats his praise for himself as a fart, which is absolutely intolerable in the eyes of arrogance!
"Child, that's your delusion, because we're not enemies, we're kind."
Zhang Yan walked towards Hong Qiling as he spoke, and then stretched out his hand to Hong Qizero's head.
Seeing the contrived kindness on his face, Hong Qiling's self-esteem was deeply stabbed, he originally thought that he would behave very imposingly in the face of arrogance, but this uncle-like person on the street is now obviously treating him like a stray little pug, where is there still the slightest grandeur at all.
"I'm going to challenge you!"
With a grappling hand, he slapped away the hand that was stretched out to him, Hong Qiling took a step back and jumped to his feet and shouted.
"Is it okay for me to throw in the towel?"
Insolence went one step further, and both hands came out together, and the love was even more overflowing.
"If you don't dare, you'll win!"
As he spoke, Hong Qiling wanted to slap the arrogant hand away, but this time he didn't succeed, the arrogant hand suddenly disappeared from his sight at the same time as he shot, and when he lost his mind, it suddenly enlarged infinitely in his sight.
Hong Qiling wanted to hide too late, so he grabbed Hong Qiling's head with his arrogant hands, stared at his eyes, and said to him very seriously: "Good boy, you respect the old and love the young so much, thank you." ”
"Damn, don't say it in advance with Jeet Kune Do! I admit it, you let me go! ”
After one blow and three times of exhaustion, Hong Qiling tried his best to keep his aggressiveness at the peak, but Zhang Qi used a series of actions to make him unable to raise his aggression at all.
"You haven't ever greeted me with your grappler, you want me to let you go, do you? It's okay, say you love me, I'll let it go. ”
“… Your request is so chic! ”
The arrogant face was infinitely bullied, and the two of them were about to kiss, Hong Qiling couldn't care about looking at him with the arrogant anymore, and said this very disdainfully, and then turned his head away.
"Where do you want to go, I just need a reason to have to let you go."
Feeling the insolent index fingers lightly on his temples, Hong Qiling was really afraid of this strange uncle who didn't play cards according to the routine than Liu Xiaobao, and held his breath for a long time, and finally said angrily: "... I love you. ”
"Huh? What do you mean, I let you say I love me, you tell me I love you? ”
Zhang Qi looked very crazy, grabbed Hong Qiling's head and shook it very hard.
Hong Qiling doubted whether this thing was the sniper king who killed Ali or a psychopath, afraid that he would become a victim of his illness, so he couldn't be reserved at the first moment, and hurriedly defended loudly: "You asked me to say that I love you!" ”
"Love me, it's not that I love you!" The arrogance is louder than Hong Qiling.
"That's not what I love you!!" Hong Qi0 directly shouted out at his maximum volume.
The whole world was silent, except for the arrogance that shook Hong Qiling's head even more frantically.
It took a while for the world to go back to work.
"Really? Ah, I'm so sorry, I'm not gay! ”
Zhang Qiang suddenly let go of Hong Qiling, and jumped to the side with his chest in a very exaggerated posture.
Hong Qiling, who was no longer shaken by his head, was dizzy for a while, and finally figured out that this strange uncle had played a super senior writing routine for himself, but no matter how remorseful he was, there was no way to remedy it.
"Hello Uncle Insolence."
Phoenix hasn't seen Hong Qiling being beaten by anyone to look like he is now without a temper, although she has never seen Zhang Qi, but Liu Xiaobao has also talked to her about this uncle's usual behavior a few times, Liu Xiaobao said that what he said is not much different from just now, knowing that the two are like father and son, so he laughed and didn't forget to say hello to Zhang Qi very politely.
"You're the Phoenix? Well, it's really a good boy, not like this kind of chaotic star, there is no politeness at all, and I actually call myself a master to my uncle! It's the other way around, respecting the old and loving the young is the traditional virtue of our Yanhuang nation, don't you know! If you come to the chaotic star, you can't be rude! ”
"I..."
Hong Qiling is really injured now, he is not an opponent, and he is reasonable and reasonable, so he can only keep his mouth shut.
But Zhang Qi didn't come here just to sing a prank to Hong Qiling, he didn't go to the Three Treasures Hall for anything, and the fate between Zhang Qi and Hong Qi Ling had just begun.
"What are you? From today onwards, I will be your teacher. ”
Hong Qiling thought to himself, you said yes, just that? I don't recognize you, and you can still force me to speak?
"If you don't speak, you're acquiescing, so tell the teacher now, do you understand the reason that Phoenix and the teacher just told you?"
This guy called himself a teacher, Hong Qiling couldn't bear it, and couldn't hold back and shouted: "What does it have to do with you whether you understand or not?" ”