What can Liu Xiaobao use to blackmail Nobita Yoshida?

This kind of trick that can't be blackmailed is an option that will only appear when Liu Xiaobao is in the picture of a poor dagger, so the answer to this question raised by Yoshida Nobita may not even be accurate in Liu Xiaobao's own heart now, but this does not prevent Lao Ah from running the train with his mouth full of speculation to bluff Yoshida Nobita.

"Do you think that Shinto is a watermelon, Liu Xiaobao may not be, if you really dare to force him to be anxious, he dares to chop your watermelon, do you believe it or not? And you don't forget that there are unicorns around him. ”

Feng Shui took turns, and when the topic turned to Liu Xiaobao's head, Arshavin, who knew Liu Xiaobao better, naturally grasped the initiative and began to use the tricks that Yoshida Daibita had used just now, and used ambiguous words to fully arouse the curiosity of the general of the Pheasant Chrysanthemum Empire.

"Chop my watermelon? You mean he's going to destroy Shinto? How dare he!? As for unicorns, I really don't know about them, but I've heard that these creatures have intelligence close to humans? ”

Listening to Arshavin seem to be very powerful, Nobita Yoshida was really a little frightened for a while.

Nobita Yoshida also looked up to the unicorn even more because of this, but even so, he still seemed too arrogant, and the comments he gave were far from the truth, if Uncle He heard it, he promised to hammer him to death with a hammer.

"The intelligence of unicorns is not close to humans, but no less than humans," Arshavin first corrected Nobita Yoshida's words, and then returned to Liu Xiaobao, "With such a high-IQ creature, Liu Xiaobao can still gain their friendship, then you can think about how many crazy things he has done that I don't think he dares to, and there is almost no success rate, and never forget one thing, he is the captain of the mad faction, and the name of the mad faction has never been in vain." ”

Nobita Yoshida said in disbelief: "So, the result of his once crazy was... All succeeded? ”

"Of course, otherwise I wouldn't have had to chase the Thousand Islands System... So even though the situation has come to this point, I still don't have the slightest confidence that I can take any unicorn from Liu Xiaobao's hands. ”

Arshavin's repeated increase in the morale of others made Yoshida feel more and more unreal, and finally began to question it, and laughed very ugly: "Are you kidding? And even if the unicorn is no less intelligent than people, what does it have to do with Liu Xiaobao blackmailing me? I know that Unicorn Land Combat is even stronger than the most advanced mechs of humanity, but there are only a few hundred of them, and they can withstand the attack of thousands of mechs in turn? ”

Yoshida Nobita is not unreasonable, but since Lao Ah dares to brag, he has naturally already thought of many core words, and for a while there are actually some fairy wind bones: "The biggest difference between intelligent creatures and other creatures is that intelligent creatures can invent and create tools, and then use tools." ”

"And then?"

The more Arshavin is like this, the more Nobita Yoshida thinks that he is a charlatan who sets up street stalls in Yanhuang costume films, but he doesn't know that what he thinks is exactly what Arshavin wants.

"Then I want to say that no one can deny that weapons are also a kind of tool, and the unicorns themselves are not to be feared, but the weapons they have can blow the entire Pheasant Empire to smithereens."

It's not that Lao Ah is bluffing Nobita Yoshida, although the top human scientists have existed in the ninth block for decades, and no one else knows about it except for a limited number of Yanhuang people such as Liu Xiaobao, but the existence of Jose alone is enough to pull the Russian Federation's speculation about unicorns to a rather terrifying height.

"Don't think I'm joking," Arshavin finally finished the foreshadowing, so he finally threw out the ultimate trick: "If it weren't for the guess that the unicorns have mastered the strategic superweapon, do you think that with the consistent style of our Russian Federation, they will be allowed to go for more than a hundred years?" ”

“…”

Nobita Yoshida was really dumbfounded.

Of course, he can think that Arshavin is fooling him, but facts speak louder than words, if it weren't for the reason that Arshavin said, what reason might Lao Maozi, who has always been known for roughness, endure unicorns for more than a hundred years!?

"More than a hundred years ago, this kind of speculation could only be a speculation, but today, more than a hundred years later, even if the speculation did not exist, but today, some things that were not dared to be speculated have definitely been turned into facts by Jose's old unicorn..."

Although he was fooling Nobita Yoshida, although there was a certain amount of oil and vinegar, Arshavin was saying that he was a little cold in his vest.

“… I'm not afraid to tell you, according to the IQ evaluation of the thirty-year-old Jose by the Russian Federation, its IQ is at least above 200 when converted to the human evaluation standard, and it also has countless times more brain capacity than humans, and almost double the lifespan! So you can imagine what earth-shattering weapons did Demon No. 1 use for more than a hundred years? I can't think of it anyway! ”

Lao Ah poured every word like a terrifying drum beat towards Yoshida Yamatomi, making this proud general more and more like a bully of chickens who was frightened after hearing the legend of the ostrich.

“… I don't have to blackmail Russell anymore, can't I? ”

At this moment, Nobita Yoshida was extremely aggrieved, this was originally a very funny state of life, but Arshavin couldn't laugh at all.

He told Yoshida not to try to threaten or blackmail Liu Xiaobao, but isn't his Russian Federation doing such a thing?

So the same thing, put on the head of the Russian Federation, if Liu Xiaobao is involved in the increasingly chaotic situation of the Thousand Islands Galaxy, how will he break it?

Fight with a superweapon? Or a direct attack on the Russian Federation itself? That madman!

"That's not enough, I think we have to avoid anything that might provoke that madman."

“… It would not be wise to give in blindly. ”

Arshavin felt that he had unified his mind with Nobita Yoshida, so he proposed this, and to his surprise, Yoshida did not agree with his proposal after being silent for a long time.

"Of course I know it's unwise, but I think I've explained things to you enough that I want to know why you say that."

"The reason is simple, because besides Russell, I have a little bit to do with the watermelon you want... Jose should now be in the private spaceport of the Fan family in the Kunlun galaxy, if we can successfully attack the private spaceport of the Fan family and hold Jose in our hands, at least more than half of the problems you just talked about, will no longer be a problem. ”