Not long ago, Wang Ming was a college graduate who had just joined the zoo, but because he was hardworking and hard-working, he got the opportunity to train a full-time panda breeder by chance.

This is the park to pay for him to go to further study, and when he comes back, he can become a panda daddy, not to mention the high salary, and he can be close to the cute set of giant pandas, to be honest, Wang Ming still feels that he is very lucky.

If only those seniors didn't look at him mockingly.

Speaking of predecessors, those are all among the best figures in the panda breeding area, and there are not five but four pandas under the leadership of the hand, and the most powerful Sister Xiangxiang has even been interviewed by TV no less than three times.

Scenery? Scenery! Is it profitable? Make hay!

So why did these seniors transfer themselves out of the panda breeding area under the threat of resignation? Wang Ming didn't understand, let alone the gloating expressions of several seniors.

After three months of training, Wang Ming was transferred to the panda breeding area, and the district mayor solemnly handed him a resume, Wang Li was a little confused, this was actually a panda's resume.

Wang Ming looked at this resume and was stunned on the spot.

Name: Leaf

Sex: Male

Nickname: The King of Prison Break

When Wang Ming saw this, he immediately asked, "District Chief, what does this King of Prison Escape mean?" ”

The district chief looked at Wang Ming and said, "Xiao Ming, this is the leader of the park who trusts you, so he plans to arrange a very important task for you, and your task is to keep an eye on this one called Prison Break... The panda of the leaves, it is very mischievous and very intelligent, and often does something unexpected, so you should keep an eye on it! ”

was explained by the district chief, Wang Ming also became a little serious, but when he saw the panda, he found that the situation did not seem to be as bad as the district chief's introduction.

He even touched the back of the giant panda when it was eating bamboo, but the giant panda did not react, the giant panda sat in a very upright posture, eating bamboo was very focused, and the sound of chewing was very small.

No problem, it must have been the district chief who scared me!

Wang Ming felt that there would be no problem, and before leaving work, he conducted a careful inspection and carefully cleaned the place where the panda lived, and finally left satisfied.

Before leaving, the district chief also came to ask him how he felt about the new working environment and whether there were any problems that needed to be solved at work, and Wang Ming said that there were no problems.

As a result, the next day, when Wang Ming came to the breeding area, the panda leaf he was responsible for was gone!

Wang Ming: "I'm special..."

Wang Ming rushed into the residential area where Ye Zi lived and searched frantically, but he couldn't find it all morning, he almost demolished this place, and searched every corner of the panda's nest, but still didn't find it.

"No," Wang Ming said.

Did you lose your panda on the first day?

After Wang Ming reported the matter to the district chief, the district chief was not in a hurry at all, he took Wang Ming to the monitoring area and called up the monitoring screen just now.

Wang Ming was a little puzzled, isn't this the surveillance video of me opening the door just now? Looking at what this is doing, Wang Ming saw himself in the video rushing in like crazy to find the giant panda.

But the panda slowly climbed down from the door, and then walked out of the unlocked iron door.

It turned out that the thing had been lying on the ceiling, waiting for Wang Ming to open the door and go in anxiously looking for itself, and then it slowly lay down, and then walked out of the room, and because Wang Ming had his back to the door, he didn't see this scene.

As for how the panda climbed to the ceiling, it was a dead spot outside the surveillance camera, so it was not photographed.

Wang Ming was stunned.

Is this still a giant panda?

The district chief patted him on the shoulder, and then said, "Don't think of humans too smartly, and don't think of other animals too stupidly, you need brains to do this!" ”

Wang Ming couldn't help but ask: "But, how can a giant panda do such a thing?" ”

The district chief shook his head: "Don't forget, there is also a word 'cat' among the giant pandas." ”

Wang Ming was stunned.

Shouldn't giant pandas be bears?

With the help of the district chief, Wang Ming found the giant panda who escaped from prison, at this moment, the giant panda was lying in the middle of a group of peacocks basking in the sun, and the group of peacocks were not panicked at all, as if this was the norm.

Wang Ming was very curious: "Why doesn't it come out of the park?" ”

The district chief said: "It's delicious in the garden, why did it run out?" ”

Wang Ming: "..."

It makes sense, I can't argue with it!

The district chief said, "You have to get it back before the zoo opens, you must have taught it in the training class, right?" ”

Wang Ming nodded: "I understand, I understand!" ”

Wang Ming took a few apples and lured the giant panda back.

Today ended like this, nothing special happened, but on the third day, the giant panda was gone again!

This time the situation was different from the last time, Wang Ming didn't dare to open the door and ran to the monitoring room, through the surveillance video, he saw that after leaving before work, the giant panda actually opened the door with a spare key, and then slipped out.

"Is this still a giant panda?" Wang Ming couldn't help but go crazy.

The little brother who was guarding the surveillance video said: "Brother, it's obvious that you are stupid, and you won't search yourself before leaving." ”

Wang Ming: "Search... Frisk? ”

Wang Ming took a deep breath, and he said: "I understand, I will treat it as a person in the future!" ”

Wang Ming has been working in the panda breeding area of the zoo for five years, at first, everyone was very disdainful of him, but gradually, everyone admired Wang Ming, because Wang Ming is the longest one, and, under his management, this king of prison escape actually did not succeed in escaping from prison for a month, which amazed all the keepers.

Even the Prison Escape King's eyes on him changed, from contempt at first, to some fear later.

In the long-term relationship that followed, Wang Ming became friends with the King of Prison Escape, and sometimes the keepers could even see Wang Ming and the King of Prison Escape sitting on the grass and basking in the sun together.

Sometimes, Wang Ming would bring wine to the king of prison to chat, and the king of prison would be next to him while nibbling on bamboo while listening to him complain about society, life, and girlfriend who broke up with him.

Until one day, the district chief said to him: "Don't be too proud of your kid, it's not that you've become stronger, but the leaves have become old, don't be too strict when searching, this is its only fun!" ”

At that time, Wang Ming knew that the king of prison escape was old after all, and he was not a human after all, and he couldn't live like a human for so long.

Soon after, the King of Prison Escape died, and Wang Ming resigned.

However, Wang Ming made a lot of money after resigning, and wrote his own book called "The Keeper Who Only Raised One Panda", which was a big seller and made a movie, and at the same time, he was also a consultant in several prisons, and his life was getting smoother and smoother.

But one day, the young people at the zoo found him and asked him for advice on how to prevent the panda from escaping, and Wang Ming became interested, and he asked what was going on.

The junior said: "Senior, have you forgotten, the king of prison escape in the previous generation still has seven children, and none of those seven children are fuel-efficient lamps when they grow up!" ”

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