Chapter 3: The Panda Park Crisis
Gu Cang likes to live alone, because living alone can have the most comfortable senses, if someone inserts it, it will destroy this rhythm, and he always feels that even if the extra person does not disturb him, his every move will make him feel unusually obstructive.
Pandas are solitary creatures.
But the baby panda has to be raised together, no matter how reluctant Gu Cang is, he has to do so.
In fact, in Gu Cang's eyes, Lulu and Erha can be treated as pets, and sleeping together is not a big deal, although the accommodation conditions really make him unable to afford the desire to sleep.
Of course, the key is that there is still Erha, a "visual impactor".
It was half a month ago, when Gu Cang could still pretend to sleep with the two hairballs and habitually think about Xiong Sheng.
Erha is not far away, not much different from the current appearance, lying on the side, the hind legs apart, and one of them dangles twice from time to time.
After being lazy to a certain level, it can lie on its side in front of Gu Cang.
That's right, it's shhhh
In the sleeping house, half-dazed, lying on his side, a column of water fell to the ground from his crotch.
That's not all, after peeing, the thing probably felt much more relaxed and began to sleepwalk...... It's on the edge, and even if Old Man Newton's coffin board blows up, it can't save it.
The next scene was not surprising, Gu Cang, who was alarmed by its peeing, watched the whole process.
This girl fell directly into her "Mona Lisa", especially unconscious, and rubbed hard, hooked the wooden legs, and fell asleep again, sleeping comfortably until dawn.
Only Gu Cang and Yixiong were left messy there......
Paralyzed, Lao Tzu wants to change the dormitory!
It is precisely because of this that he has developed the habit of often sneaking into the duty room or storage room to sleep.
The place where the panda and the keeper live is connected, in general, it is equivalent to a unit room, the internal communication can be communicated, the external blockade is strict, and the duty room of the parents is even closer, and it is two steps to turn left when you go out.
Gu Cang walked over slowly, as if he was walking, when he arrived at the door, he pushed the chair next to him, put it in the position of rushing to the doorknob, climbed up, stood up with his hind legs supported, and moved his front legs to the doorknob little by little.
Click, squeak...... And the door opened.
Dai Xiaoxiao was drinking white porridge inside and watching a video, when she heard the door ringing, because the sofa blocked and she couldn't see below, but as a wet nurse and experienced, she immediately made a judgment and waved over there: "Cangcang is coming, close the door, close the door and come back, it's better for us to be Cangcang, I know that my sister is empty, lonely and cold, and she came over to cheat at night......"
Gu Cang, who was crawling in, froze when he heard this.
Steal your sister!
You have the ability, you are a bear!
The left hind leg leaned back, kicked the door shut, and then wiped his hands and feet on the old clothes on the side, and landed on the sofa next to Dai Xiaoxiao with a vigorous jump.
If you let people outside see it, you will probably sigh that you don't look like a bear.
Although Dai Xiaoxiao is not serious, he is also a professional, like other breeders, he is still in an acceptable state for Gu Cang's abnormality, not to mention that the wisdom of the panda is quite high, is it possible to guess that he has become a person?
This brain circuit has to be tortuous to get there.
So everything was as usual, Dai Xiaoxiao also handed Gu Cang some snacks, and after quickly drinking the porridge, he turned off the video just now, picked up his mobile phone and transferred some of the videos inside to the computer.
The computer page quickly switches, and it is a simple video clip.
Most of the videos in it are the daily life of the pandas filmed by the two keepers on weekdays, and they are deleted boringly, and the girl is quite literate, so she deletes the video that has no explosive point, and the connection is interesting, and it is made into a small story.
delete, delete, modify, and change, and keep breaking thoughts in my mouth.
Gu Cang shook his ears and did not express dissatisfaction.
Although Dai Xiaoxiao is now engaged in the "nurse" industry, she used to be a singer, although most of them are covers, she is quite famous, and she is invited to dub in some games, and she is not picky about the timbre in terms of pleasantness.
However, the characteristics are also obvious.
is obviously a royal sister, but her voice has a milky taste, and she can sing a children's song flavor when she sings, and she is nicknamed "the king of children's songs".
Cracking sound!
Dai Xiaoxiao typed on the keyboard for a moment, and then the name of the edited video just now appeared-"Teacher Cang's Wild Shame Play".
After the fight, he also knocked on Gu Cang to watch.
However, Gu Cang just glanced at it, and then continued to bow his head and fight against the snacks, but he had more strength to tear the snack bag, and he tore and spilled the snacks on the ground, which made Dai Xiaoxiao feel distressed.
"You save a little, there is no money in the garden to support you, this is our private money, be careful that you can't support you in the future, so I will send you to Wolong."
Gu Cang silently stretched out his paw for the new snack again.
"Ahem, upload the video, watch it." Dai Xiaoxiao immediately changed the topic, grabbed Gu Cang's arms and kneaded them around like playing with a plush toy.
It's dark.
Gu Cang endured the harassment, and his gaze swept to the computer screen.
It's station b.
A barrage complaining website, he occasionally visited when he was still a human.
10%,40%,70%…… 100%, upload complete.
Immediately, Dai Xiaoxiao clicked on the video page and began to refresh, and almost at the same time, people began to haunt the comment area.
"First, first!"
"Wow, I turned out to be a sofa, kneeling and licking my children's singer at close range!"
"Front, you are the twelfth, don't be sentimental!"
……
Yo, it's quite popular.
In addition to the comment area, the barrage area also began to appear quickly, but it is obviously not as good as the comment area, for a singing singer, most of the fans are also rushing to cover it, like this simple panda video, wearing a small color and not showing up throughout the whole process, the popularity growth is extremely slow.
"Teacher Cang! Teacher Cang! Where? Report to the battalion commander, it looks like I'm on a fake car. ”
"It's not a fake car, it's a stroller!"
"Although the king of children's singers did not show up, the whole video still smells of milk."
……
"The king of children's songs hasn't appeared, he hasn't sung recently, and he always releases panda videos, shouldn't it be ...... Let's go to the bear! ”
"The sad wind haunts!"
"The Bears will never be slaves!"
"Prince Cang is so cute, take me one with Sun Bear!"
……
Refreshed over and over again, this may be Dai Xiaoxiao's only leisure and entertainment after work every day, but Gu Cang can detect that the mood of the girl after her birth is not too high.
Because pandas don't have a lot of attention? Or is it something else?
Since getting along for a month, he has a very clear understanding of the temper of several breeders, and he was fine a few days ago, could it be because of the daytime?
The above is reducing expenses, and the panda park also has to respond.
Pujia is going to be sent away, by the way, if Pujia is leaving, Sister Wei, as a breeder, is probably going to have to leave, is it because of this?
Gu Cang pondered slowly, his consciousness became more and more confused, his head nodded a few times, and finally collapsed on Dai Xiaoxiao's lap.
It was late at night.
Occasionally, there were a few beast chirps outside.
Seeing that Gu Cang was asleep, Dai Xiaoxiao put it on the sofa next to her, her movements were delicate and gentle, and then she sighed slightly, continued to refresh the computer, and glanced at the monitoring ...... from time to time