Chapter 3 This pinch the stalk
The circus is performing in a city called Stairs Mountain Castle. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Paraphrasing, a city on a hill like a step, Liang Kai really couldn't find a more concise translation.
In fact, the circus and the proprietress are also paraphrased, including year, month, day, caravan, number...... A closer look has been said.
For example, the number of Liang Kaibao's age is not right at all. This body is actually fourteen years old, not fifteen.
It's not about the age of the year, but there is no ten in this world, it's a nine-base system...... Who is going to reason with this?
Even if you get it right, there's no point. The years, months and days are determined by the rotation period of the planet, and it is impossible for each planet to be the same......
The scale of the step mountain castle is not too big, nor is it small.
Nine caravans, carrying all the circus' belongings, were parked in the usual formation on the second floor of the city, in a public area on the edge of the market on the riverside.
According to his memory, Liang Kai quickly found the public toilet next to the market.
The toilets are made of stone slabs, and the weirdest thing is that there are no gaps at all. The seats are like benches at a bus stop, with regular gaps, like a row of toilets next to each other, with the bubbling river bank below.
The market is crowded, and people of all types, skins, and styles come and go in the toilets......
So less than a minute after arriving in the other world, Liang Kai collected a large amount of body data from males of a mainstream race in this world, and the progress was amazing!
The results of the investigation show that the genetic similarity of the world's higher organisms is extremely low!
Not to mention tall, short, fat and thin, the difference in skin color is quite big, and it didn't take much effort for Liang Kai to see purple, brown, blue, and green, oh, the proprietress is orange-skinned, and Xiu Xiu is ...... White-skinned?
Of course, except for the sigh, the color is not as pure as the pigment, it has a flesh-colored base and a different halo, but the difference between purebred blacks and whites is smaller.
But other aspects are different, there are horns, scales, hard shells, long tails, and even two more hands on the waist, and the body characteristics are also strange, the height is like an NBA player, and the short like a monkey also has ...... It feels like an online game, with a variety of shapes.
However, most of the light panels are hairless, and I haven't seen them like cute beasts more than people like people.
Of course, that's the characteristic of the orcs - naturally not the green-skinned orcs of the Warcraft, just translate and understand the meaning - another race that lives far away, and is rarely seen in this place.
However, Liang Kai's mind was not here, and his mind was completely occupied by other things.
[Oh my God!! Everyone is waiting for you to say something, and you just hold back such a sentence? OMG...... Do you think you are Yue Yunpeng? We've taken off our pants and you're going to show us this? 】
I couldn't see Jolene's expression, but just by listening to the voice, I could tell that she was gritting her teeth.
Liang Kai sat on the pit, looking up at the starry sky sadly at a forty-five degree angle: "It's really choke...... Besides, you didn't take off your pants, and I did. ”
Jolene: [......]
"But there's a reason for that......" Liang Kai continued at a forty-five degree angle, looking up at the starry sky through the stone wall of the toilet.
It's daylight, but it's still not wrong to call the sky above the stars because one star is so windy! It's impossible to pretend not to pay attention to the wind!
More than that fist-sized sun, emitting a dazzling blue light, steals the show! And there are many, many times more of stealing the scene!
Because this one is at least the size of hundreds or even thousands of moonlit suns! It hangs in the sky like a Ferris wheel, stretching across the sky! Even if only a bright crescent moon of ten or twenty arcs is revealed at this moment, the rest are inconspicuous dark red stripes, which are still big exaggerations.
It is especially exaggerated that this is not an ordinary planet, and the Jupiter-like texture indicates that this is a very large gas planet, and at the same time, like Jupiter, it has a huge ring system!
If the stars of the skyscraper **** can still endure it, then this aura can't bear it anyway!
A third of the sky is covered by it! Silvery-white disc-like rings, the giant star has a long projection away from the sun, like a rainbow hanging in the sky, or a sundial of great size.
You can clearly see the irregular dark areas between the rings and the rings, like the rings of Saturn, but ...... The world is visible to the naked eye.
According to Ball's memory, the climate, customs, religion, history, military, political ...... Every aspect is affected by this giant planet and its aura. And one of them is about to happen.
Liang drove the carriage and saw such an unreasonable thing head-on, and if he was not scared to solve the problem on the spot, his psychological quality was good.
Normal, normal, this is really normal! But is it Jupiter? Standing on Jupiter's moons, I guess that's what it looks like. Not surprising at all! Are there any fewer bizarre settings that other time-travelers encounter? In contrast, this is normal. Liang Kai kept comforting himself.
Reaching out and touching his pocket, he suddenly realized that he had crossed over, and now there was no smoke on his body.
As a codeword, his addiction to smoking is not small. I haven't had to take a warning for more than a year, and then I found out that there is no ...... at all
I really crossed over, and came to a completely strange world, and I will be alone from now on!
There will be no one to accompany you, and you can't go back, you can only work alone in this strange world, you like to smoke and drink, you like to eat and drink, you like to eat and eat, your mother makes dumplings, you can comfort the sofa and bed at home, you like to watch the dramas you like to watch, you like to read the novels you like to chase the serials, and there are all kinds of other modern enjoyments...... None of this is possible! Sleepy and tired, there is no home to go back, there is no one to rely on when you are injured and hurt, and there is no one to collect the body when you die......
Since the crossing, it has been the excitement of exploration that has supported him, until this moment, loneliness and loneliness have overwhelmed him, so violent and wild, it simply does not give him a chance to breathe.
Fortunately, he had done targeted training before, and the year-long paralysis also strengthened his will, so he did not have a nervous breakdown.
He forcibly reined in his mind and calmly recounted the condition of the stars in the sky and the observation of the race as he had done in training, so as to calm his mind.
[Is it actually a civilization on a satellite?] Blue main-sequence stars, whose temperature and energy are much higher than those of the Sun, are normal for the outer gaseous planet regions to be covered as habitable zones. That's right, make a mark according to the position of the sun right away! 】
So that tomorrow, we will know the exact length of the day in this world.
[It's a pity, the seven basic units, in addition to time, length, mass, temperature, current, and light intensity, all need to be referenced, so you can only look at it yourself.] 】
[Not even the temperature...... Although it is stipulated that the ice melts at zero degrees and the water boils at 100 degrees, the melting point and boiling point of water are completely different under different conditions of pressure and gravity...... And there are other possibilities. 】
It seems that at some point before, the chaos that had been going on on on the opposite side has improved. Qiao Lin gave up the microphone, and Liang Kai communicated with the technical consultant of the project team.
Under the impatient stare of the people in line, Liang Kai hurriedly ended the communication with the consultant, and was just about to get up, when he suddenly realized the problem, a very serious problem! He didn't bring a piece of paper......
[By the way, I forgot to tell you. ] The house leak happened to rain overnight, the consultant went offline, and Qiao Lin went online, bringing new unfortunate news to Liang Kai, [The news of the contact with extraterrestrial civilization was sent out before, and the whole world knew about it!] The text live broadcast room on the project team's side was also launched as originally planned, so ...... Your 'oh my God' has been seen by at least hundreds of thousands of people, and the number is still growing......]
Liang Kai: "......"
"Who are you fooling? Isn't there a time difference of tens of seconds in the live broadcast? This one is pinched, don't broadcast it. ”
[Sorry, there are too many people pouring in the live broadcast room, and it's stuck.] Then there was chaos again, and it was ......]
Jolene was telling the truth.
The project team was indeed a little out of control just now. It is said that there are plans for all kinds of situations crossed, and everything is just going according to the plan.
The news of accessible extraterrestrial civilizations is too shocking. Qiao Lin barely stuck to her post, but the propaganda department in charge of news review patronized the update status of the flooding and posting, and the group dropped the connection...... So Liang Kai's words were sent out directly.
At this moment, the live broadcast room of the project team is full of people, and the barrage occupies almost every pixel of the screen. For the time being, there is no condition for live broadcast of images.,Only text.,Otherwise, you can't see anything.,It's just a text barrage.。
Mrs. Song: [Oh my God! Is this one pinched and don't broadcast a stalk? Too cold, right? 】
I was forced: [Oh my God! Extraterrestrial civilizations? 666666666, this wave is earned! 】
Song Pang log0707: [Oh my God! The people of Tianjin sent a congratulatory message! 】
Song Pengyuan: [Oh my God! The people of Shanghai sent a congratulatory message! 】
The end of the world is no longer alone: [Plant the flag!] Plant the flag! The moon will be given to the United States, ****** is China's! The other world is also our China! Long live the Great Chinese Empire! 】
Tianya is no longer alone and rewards the anchor with 66 flags to trigger the highlight effect.
idateyou rewards the anchor with 66 flags to trigger the highlight effect.
So Yeyue: [Why is every sentence preceded by my God, am I missing something?] 】
…………
Qiao Lin chose to read some, those passionate golden sentences and the familiar ID, so that Liang Kai understood that she was not joking. The first sentence of landing in the Otherworld can indeed go down in history, even if it is such an out-of-tune sentence.
There is no paper in the toilet here, and there is like stepping on a stinky ****, has the good luck of this life been exhausted by the success of crossing by yourself? Maintaining an awkward posture, Liang Kaisensen's suspicion.
Suddenly, something flew over the toilet wall, and Liang Kai instinctively reached out to catch it. It's a ball of paper.
It should be paper, at least the paper of this world. There are also words on it.
It's rare enough for pies to fall from the sky, and even toilet paper will fall? Liang muttered happily, speeding up and finishing the matter, and rushed out of the sampling space. As soon as he went out, the orange beauty from the other world stood with her waist pinched, and the white-haired cute thing shrank aside, and Liang Kai finally knew why the toilet paper fell from the sky.
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