"Bang bang bang!" Punches and kicks. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Liang Kai's nose was blue and his face was swollen, and his eyes were full of stars.

"Why? Didn't we say that we would be relatives in the future? Liang Kai couldn't help but cover his face and groan.

"Papa......" Xiu Xiu suddenly slapped his face harder, "Who is related to you?" Which Skewering are you? Wake me up! ”

Liang Kai woke up.

It turned out to be a dream......

When I opened my eyes, there was a black-clad woman with white skin in front of me.

Because the clothes are black, the skin is especially white.

It is very white, and the white is hair; Yukina is also very white, and the skin of a literary girl is like jade, warm and shiny; And the woman in front of her was as white as snow, white and flawless, as if she would shine in the night.

is not only white, but also good-looking, with attractive facial features, graceful figure, and a black robe that can't cover a good figure, and at the same time meets the aesthetics of both earthlings and people from other worlds.

It's just that beauty on the outside doesn't mean beauty on the inside.

Seeing Liang Kai open his eyes and look at himself in a daze, the woman withdrew her hand: "Awake?" Get me something to eat, I'm hungry. ”

said it so naturally, commanding, as if Liang Kai was her servant.

So much so that Liang Kai was confused, and instantly had an illusion, is he not, has he crossed over again? A different person was reincarnated and became a servant of this woman? Is this how the experiment continues? Gain insight.

Jolene's voice pulled him back to reality: [It's not a crossing. You're not dead, this is the guy who knocked you unconscious. Don't you think the sound is familiar? 】

[Huh, Brother Bo, you're finally awake, I'm worried about us!] 】

[Yes, yes, there has been no movement for a long time, but it scares us to death. 】

[If you don't die in a great disaster, you will be blessed! 】

[It must be a blessing.] This woman is the one in the replay? Yo, the picture was too blurry at the time, but it's really beautiful when you look closely! This skin, this figure, this long legs, tsk, it's just like a character in a comic, breaking through the dimensional barrier! 】

[Damn, when is it, Bogo's life is in danger, you just look at your long legs. But...... It's really beautiful, it's long and straight, and it's enough to play for years. 】

As Liang Kai woke up, the live broadcast room was instantly full, and all kinds of discussions swiped the screen like rain.

Is there a live broadcast at this time? Is there any mistake? Liang Kai was dazzled for a while, decisively closed the window, and turned his attention to the woman in front of him.

"Excuse me, who are you?" Asked with a confused face.

Jolene has already explained, but in a weak position, it's always right to be stupid.

At the same time, his eyes scanned the surroundings, and he gasped at a glance.

This should ...... It's no longer in the city, barren mountains and mountains, well, you can vaguely hear the sound of the tide, is it the seaside?

In all directions, in the black shadows, you can vaguely see a circle of black skeletons, alive, moving strange shapes and random skeletons, the shadows are more than enough......

When I woke up in a strange place, I suddenly saw such a scene. Liang Kai finally didn't scream after using all his strength, his heart was beating wildly, and some of his sphincter muscles were almost out of control......

At that time, he was bent on escaping, and the rhythm changed too fast, he really didn't see it clearly.

The price of pretending to be stupid is: "Bang Bang Bang!" ”

"What nonsense, hurry up and cook, I'm hungry!" Nan Haijing didn't bother to explain at all, and greeted with her mouth.

What kind of person is this! Liang Kai wanted to cry without tears, "I'll do it!" I do! "Raise your hand to protect your face.

Although they were free, they didn't dare to resist, and two black skeletons were behind them, with blades around their necks. Liang Kai, who realized this, had goosebumps all over his body, and he didn't know if it was the cold blade or the skeleton was scared.

Before completing this woman's task, Liang Kai asked more: "What do you want to eat?" ”

"Whatever. Make something hot and fresh. Nan Haijing looked unhappy, and stretched out her long legs.

"Smack!" Liang Kai was kicked off and fell face down on top of a slimy and soft thing.

Feel like ...... Excrement? The posture is like a dog eating.

Just before the feeling of nausea swirled, a sweet, familiar smell entered his nostrils.

It's not, it's ...... Pastry? Liang Kai stuck out his tongue and licked it in confusion.

What a pastry! Sweet and delicious pastries. It tastes almost exactly the same as the special offer on the third floor of the inn.

Well, and barbecue! It's weird to mix it up, but it tastes ...... Is it clearly the royal capital barbecue that the banana invited?

Liang Kai propped up in confusion and looked down at the lump below his body.

Isn't this food? It's still top-notch deliciousness, at least top-notch within the scope of his cognition.

As if seeing his doubts, Nan Haijing glanced at the corner of her mouth: "The pastry is hard and the taste is not good; The barbecue is cold and does not taste good. ”

So she asked Liang Kai to make something hot and fresh.

Liang Kai: "......"

In this barren mountain and wild mountains, I thought that what I was going to complete was a beiye-level delicacy, but the level of the top chef still depends on the heat skills?

You might as well kill me, right? He wanted to say that, but unfortunately he didn't.

The woman was clearly a little ...... It's not normal, what if she really agrees?

Stunned, Liang Kai shuddered. Because he finally saw what he was rolling off of.

It turned out to be a snake! To be exact, it's more like maggots, made of a pile of black bones, well, when you look closely, it's clearly the demon bones you just came into contact with, a terrible, hateful, and hateful unscientific creature made of a bunch of demon bones. Inside the skull, which is made up of ring-shaped bones in the front segment, a faint purple light burns.

All the memories were puzzled and instantly linked: "Oh, you are the demon clan who lurks in the step mountain city, the bird shadow in the crime camp, and the guy who secretly collects demon bones!" "No wonder they will come to themselves, and they can be regarded as having grudges and hatreds.

"You're a woman?" The bird shadow screamed from an old man, who would have thought ......

But in an instant, Liang Kai understood that it was to hide his identity. Connecting the scene before he fell unconscious, he finally connected the dots.

This demon clan should not know what means were used, but he actually broke through the star gate of the mountain city, and then jumped to the third floor of the hotel to kidnap himself, and took him all the way out of the city.

Jolene: [You just get it.] 】

Netizens: [Brother Bo, you are too slow to react. 】

Nan Haijing is more straightforward: "Idiot! ”

Liang Kai: You guys are rewinding and slowing down over there, of course it took a long time to see clearly, but I'm in a coma all the way......

"What do you want?"

"I'm hungry and want to eat. How many times do you have to say it? "Nanhai Jing is about to lose patience.

Liang Kai glanced at a circle of skeletons: "Don't you have so many subordinates?" ”

"If they work, why should I wake you up?"

Following the woman's gaze, Liang Kai saw a clearing not far away, where frogs, toads, birds, birds, snakes, insects and the like were piled up, bloody. Of course, the Otherworld doesn't have these Earth creatures, understand the meaning.

It's the "food" the skeletons are looking for, right? Also, the skeleton wears a chef's robe and carefully concocts pastries and barbecues, and the picture is also drunk when you think about it......

"Are you serious? Aren't you afraid that I'll be poisoned? Liang Kai couldn't help but ask.

Nan Haijing was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "You idiot, such a good idea was actually said." ”

Liang Kai: You're stupid, you still need me to remind you of such a simple thing.

[Brother Bo, you just gave up the chance to escape? 】

"If you want to poison me, I'll have to have poison, okay?" Liang Kai reminded netizens.

[Are you sure that the data scanned before didn't have any poison?] 】

Liang Kai: "......"

Yes, there is! Although he can't remember, the supercomputer does. As long as you follow this woman's wishes, cook this meal well, gain trust, and walk all the way in the future, it should be easy to collect medicines.

Liang Kai was stunned, this is not acting, the real true colors.

This amused Nan Haijing: "Idiot." How could I have ruined my plans like you? ”

"Whoa!" A basin of cold water poured it down, and Liang Kai had a cold war. But Nan Haijing thought that his image of a cake and barbecue was too disgusting, so he waved his hand and poured water on it, and helped him take a cold bath.

"Forget it, you don't have to do it. I'll make do with it, I can't always be the same when I'm away from home as I am at home. Nan Haijing waved her hand casually, reached into her waist pocket, and took out a plate of pastries like magic.

Leaning on the support of the demon bone snake, she unhappily changed her posture and stretched her waist, and ate a bite of pastry elegantly, she nodded at Liang Kai: "Tell me a story." ”

"Huh?" Liang Kai, who was wet, was stunned.