Lost in the Oriental World?

Chu Ling said in his heart, wasn't that peach stolen and eaten by Rui Ning?

Could it be that the system gave itself the one that was lost to the world?

He was taken aback, this broken system allowed himself to poke a big hole.

In case there are five thunderbolts a day, you can aim, it's the system, not me!

The most important thing is that after eating the peach, there is no Xiaju soaring, but it only increases the sensitivity of the taste buds, which is useful for chicken feathers?

Chu Ling's head instantly became bigger.

Could it be that these two plague gods came to sow plague in the world because they lost the peach and punished the entire human race?

Then he can be completely finished, and if he offends the two worlds of man and god in the Three Realms, he can only go to the underworld to mix.

However, if you lose a peach, the whole world will get a plague, this is too cruel, right?

The Black Death epidemic in the Middle Ages in Europe, which killed tens of millions of people, could it be the consequence of Sun Monkey's havoc in the Heavenly Palace?

"Brother Zhou Xin, this peach is lost, but it is a bad omen, think back to the last time I lost the treasure of the Queen Mother, it was the time when Sun Monkey made trouble in the heavenly court!"

It turned out that the red-haired ghost's name was Zhou Xin.

However, Chu Ling is very affectionate to the immortals of the Heavenly Court, and he doesn't know where this Zhou Xin is.

"Who said it wasn't, I heard that the Queen Mother suppressed the matter of the loss of the peach, not only did she not send anyone to track it down, but she didn't even let the immortals tell the outside world, why is this?"

"You don't know this, throwing the peach to the lower realm, it means that there are unclean mortals in the peach orchard!

Now that it has been spread that a mortal has stolen the peach from under the nose of the queen mother, where do you think her old man's face will go?" said the Taoist with a smile.

Hearing these words, Zhou Xin patted his head and suddenly realized: "It's still Brother Tianlin's thorough analysis, which makes me suddenly."

It's just that there is still something unclear, does this sowing of the plague have anything to do with the loss of peaches?"

"The Great Plague is supposed to be once every ten years, and mortals are guilty of heavy crimes, but the longer the plague is rampant, the more frequent it becomes.

This year's Year of the Rat is a year of disaster, and it should be plague.

The matter of throwing peaches is a great disrespect to heaven by mortals.

That's why the Jade Emperor made the plague so heavy and killed so many people, precisely to punish mortals. "Tianlin Dao is long and bearded.

"I see!" Zhou Xin couldn't help but sigh.

me, am I to blame for this plague pandemic?

In Chu Ling's heart, 10,000 grass Nima rushed by.

Millions of people died in the West and thousands of people died in the East, all because of the sin of eating that peach?

In the future, the base will be counted as the oldest, and he will be the number one international most wanted criminal.

What Saddam, what Ben**, in front of him, he has to stand aside, it's all his younger brother!

Crimes against humanity can no longer be accommodated, at least a crime against the human world must be condemned!

The point is that I only ate a few bites, just like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and it was gone before I tasted anything!

"However, fortunately, that peach was lost in the Eastern World, and millions of people died!" said Daoist Tianlin with emotion.

Chu Ling was stunned, the plague was about to happen, he ate a peach, although there were more people in the west, but millions fewer people died in the east.

Looking at it this way, I am only meritorious, at least not guilty!

It seems that the international wanted warrant will not be issued, at least in the East he is not only innocent, but also meritorious!

"Although you and I are evil gods and are not welcomed, but we are used to seeing the tragic situation of millions of deaths, Brother Tianlin still can't change my feelings of compassion and compassion. Zhou Xin said.

"The evil gods are just doing their jobs, compassion is my mortal nature, Brother Zhou, don't laugh at me!"

This is a bad statement, everyone thinks that immortals are sexless, so they can be selfless. In fact, as long as it is a living thing, how can it be sexless? People are not plants and trees, who can be ruthless, and immortals are not plants and trees!"

"Hahahaha! Anyway, mortals never worship you and me, the world has only heard of the street of sending the plague god, and I have never heard of the sacrificial place of the plague god, why be so sentimental!

The soul of the dead returns to the underworld, and the cycle of death in the Three Realms is reborn, and there is no need to imitate the appearance of the rotten Confucian, and it is important to do what the fate is missing. ”

"What Brother Tianlin said is extremely true. The time of sowing the plague, starting from today's time, more than ten days later, reaches the first peak, which is bound to attract the attention of mortals, and even defeat the plague with all the strength of mortals.

After a month, the Eastern world will basically end the period of the plague pandemic, followed by only sporadic plague symptoms.

Two months later, the Western world will reach the peak of the plague, which will last a year and kill a million people before it ends. ”

"The task given to you by the Jade Emperor is light, I have to kill millions of people, so many souls have returned to the underworld, and the Ten Palaces of Yama will have to work overtime!"

"The life span of mortals has gone from thirty or forty years old to seventy or eighty years old now, and Yama has too much leisure, so he should be busy, otherwise the book of life and death will be dusty. ”

"Is that the old practice? The plague ends wherever it starts, how?"

"Just what I want!"

The two clapped their palms and laughed, and walked away.

Chu Ling wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and he still had to mix in the human world, and the crime of killing millions of people was not comfortable on his head.

Fortunately, the two plague gods have made it clear, it seems that the plague is inevitable, it is the destiny of heaven, and I can't help myself.

Fortunately, there are few people who die in the East, which is a blessing in misfortune.

He transforms back into human form.

The phone in his pocket rang suddenly.

A message from the Heavenly Court Immortal Venerable Group: "Urgent Notice: Dear Nether Colleagues, please return to Heavenly Court immediately, after an hour, the South Heavenly Gate will be closed, and those who do not return to the mortal world will bear the consequences." ”

The ultimatum of the heavenly court has been made, it seems that what these two plague gods said is true, and the great plague epidemic is really about to begin!

The phone rang again.

This time it was Nezha's news: "Brother Earth Spirit, I'm going back to Heaven, these houses are still in my hands, and I will share the money next time I sell them!"

It must be the recall order of Heavenly Court, and even the third prince of Nezha, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, has to fly back to Heavenly Court.

"I'm not short of money to spend for the time being, let's talk about the house next time. Chu Ling replied.

The plague pandemic is coming, who can take care of the house?

What to do now, do you want to tell people that the plague is coming, so that they can start stocking up on masks and disinfectant.

However, is this considered a leak of heavenly secrets? Will it be arrested and tortured by Heavenly Court?

[Ding, please pick up the discarded white coat on the ground]

Does this white coat have a virus?

However, he remembered that the clip could remove all viruses and immediately pulled it out.

Pick up the clothes with clips, and the viruses and bacteria on them are swept away and thrown into the bag.

[Ding, congratulations to the host, get a reward of 100 immortals, and the brain has been automatically backed up]

The Hundred Immortal Urn, as the name suggests, records the names, honorific titles, immortal positions, immortal mansions, appearances, and so on of the main immortals of the Heavenly Court.

This time it means that Chu Ling and hundreds of immortals have all taken a face-to-face meeting, and there will be no embarrassment of not knowing people in the future.

Moreover, it is automatically entered into the brain, and you don't even need to bring the booklet of the hundred immortals, you have it all in your mind.