Chapter 016: Your Great God Is Too Lewd

The next day, after Wei Du was dragged from the bed early in the morning, he began to regret his encouragement to Chen He yesterday.

Chen He opened the curtain directly as if he had been beaten with chicken blood.

Wei Du suddenly felt like a junior who had been caught and raped, and he was extremely eager to hide in the quilt.

Where would Chen He give him a chance, and directly shook him out of the quilt.

"The insects that get up early are eaten by birds, and the Wei Du who gets up early is not hard." Chen He squatted in front of Wei Du, staring at him somewhere with a complicated expression.

Wei Du immediately clamped his legs.

Chen He showed a contemptuous sneer and walked away.

When Wei Du went downstairs, he saw two people sitting at the front desk who were also trembling, and Chen He, who was full of chicken blood.

The three men exchanged something tacit almost at the same time.

"Come over for breakfast." Chen He beckoned to Wei Du.

Wei Du walked over cautiously.

There are four cups of soy milk and a few fritters at the front desk.

Chen He took the lead in taking one, and Wei Du and Yuzu took their own tremblingly.

The power lord still wants to die and struggle, "These are junk food, I only drink hand-ground beans-hmm-"

Chen He directly stuffed a fritter into the mouth of the power lord.

The world is quiet.

"After a while, I had breakfast, and I just looked for a place to surf the Internet. The computers are all mine, you can choose. "Chen He is very arrogant.

Wei Du smacked his tongue, "So you're a thigh?" ”

Chen He slapped it, "Call the boss lady." ”

"Hello hostess!" The three men immediately stood up and saluted, obviously immersed in Chen He's obscenity in the morning, and did not come back to their senses.

Yuzu tilted her head and looked at Wei Du secretly, and pulled his sleeve, "Great God, what profession do you plan to play in the new area?" ”

"Mage." Wei Du didn't want to.

Yuzu's eyes suddenly lit up, "Then I'm going to play with the nurse, and I'll definitely milk you well." ”

Wei Du looked at Chen He, "I only need one person's milk." ”

Chen He covered his chest, "I feel like you're molesting me." ”

"It's a show of love." Wei Du corrected her statement.

Chen He shook his head resolutely, "I want to play with poisonous milk, but the milk can't be yours." ”

"I just like the way you can't milk me and I still milk me like crazy." Wei Du didn't mind at all.

Chen He: "......"

Yuzu dragged Wei Du and complained, "Can you have me in your eyes?" ”

Wei Du turned his head and stared at Yuzu faintly.

Yuzu was startled, "Great God, you have fallen into evil?" ”

"I have you in my eyes." Wei Du said calmly.

Yuzu threw herself into the arms of the power lord, "Isn't there a profession that a single dog can play?" ”

"Yes." The Power Lord thought for a moment and said, "Assassin." ”

"Let's play Assassin together." Yuzu looked pitifully at the power lord.

The power lord pushed him away in disgust, "I want to play Sword Immortal." ”

"The power lord ......" Yuzu hugged the power lord tightly.

The power lord pushed him away again, "The assassin's posture is so ugly, with his waist sticking in, others will think that my kidneys are not good when they see it." ”

Yuzu hid in the corner alone and cried silently.

"It's almost twelve o'clock, I'm going to update the game." Chen He looked at the time, poured a glass of water, and prepared to go to the non-smoking area.

Wei Du followed her like a shadow.

The power lord and Yuzu dominate the foreground.

More than half of the computer screens in Internet cafes are stuck in the updated interface.

Chen He couldn't help but lower his voice, "Won't so many people want to play......?"

"There are a lot of people in every new district." Wei Du glanced at Chen He in surprise, "You won't know if you've been playing for so long." ”

Chen He smiled a little embarrassedly.

She was just too nervous.

Staring at the screen deadly, Chen He pinched the time and silently counted down in his heart, and then at twelve o'clock, he smiled and saw that the Fengyun server flashed, and it had turned green.

Chen He hurriedly clicked inβ€”β€”

There are currently too many people in the region, and there are 21,672 people in front of you......

"So much. Looks like we're going to have to wait a while. Chen He turned his head as he spoke, and saw that Wei Du had already entered the game, jumping around in the mage's birth sect.

"You line up slowly." Wei Du smiled kindly.

"How did you get in?" Chen He stared at Wei Du suspiciously, not believing that his luck was so good.

Wei Du's smile was even bigger, "I'm a distinguished VIP." ”

"No wonder I always feel like you stench of copper." Chen He sniffed, and saw that Wei Du's account was still parked in place, so he couldn't help but push him, "You do the task quickly, you will be beaten if you fall behind." ”

Wei Du unhurriedly manipulated his wind and walked towards the first quest NPC.

There are at least one or two hundred trumpets crowded together on the screen, and this is only the birthplace of the mage, and the eight major sects of the Great Wilderness are combined, and the number is even more jaw-dropping.

All trumpets will be born in their own Doorman's Residency.

Wei Du's first task was to kill monsters.

Under normal circumstances, this task is very simple, and you only need to use one move to kill the mobs.

But now it's because it's too simple, as soon as the quest monster is refreshed, it will be killed by a group of hungry mages in seconds......

Wei Du stumbled and tossed for almost an hour before he rose to level 3.

Chen He watched him boredly beside him robbing monsters.

"You say, do I want to change my name......" Chen He discussed with Wei Du in a low voice.

"Why?" Wei Du took on the task of grabbing the Su Niang hydrangea, and was scrambling with a group of men to grab the ball.

"What if, I mean, we accidentally get a good place, won't my name be too domineering." Chen He pondered his tone and said.

Wei Du thought for a while, "Peeing in the wind doesn't wet your shoes?" ”

Chen He: "......"

"I never have to help me to pee." Wei Du thought about it again.

Chen He was speechless for a while, "Then let's not change it." ”

Chen He himself is a little reluctant to change his name, maybe this is the feeling that people who play games will have.

Obviously, the people I used to know are no longer playing, or have changed districts, but sometimes, when I suddenly meet a person on the road, I will feel a burst of warmth when I call out my name and tell the story of the past.

Wei Du jumped like a monkey for a long time and still found nothing.

[current] Peony: Su Niang, you threw it to me, didn't you see that my face looks better than others?

I'm not a shemale: throw me and throw me, I live seven times a night, and I definitely don't regret throwing me!

[current] only: They're all scumbags, and I'm true love ^_^

[System] I'm not a shemale who got Su Niang's hydrangea.

[current] Peony:, I didn't expect you to be such a vegetarian girl, you're too.

I'm not a shemale: I love you~

[current] hash browns: Throw me and throw me, I live seven times a night, and I definitely don't regret throwing it!

[Current] only: Throw me and throw me, I live ten times a night, and I definitely don't regret throwing me!

……

Wei Du silently watched the promiscuous scene on the screen, and fell into a choice between face and hydrangea.

Chen He suddenly said in a loud voice, "Perhaps, you can ...... seventy times a night."

[System] is the only hydrangea that has been obtained from Sumume.

Chen He sighed, "Now, you can only defeat them by taking off your clothes." ”

The wind did not disperse and took off his clothes in silence.

[System] the wind does not disperse and obtains the hydrangea of Su Niang.

Hash browns: It's the great god, the great god has undressed!

[current] Peony: What great god?

[Current] potato pancakes: This is the first god of our Chunjiang Huayue full service!

[current] Peony: The great god you take is too obscene......

Lewd someone quickly put on his clothes and slipped away.

For the first time in his life, Wei Du had the idea of changing his name.