Chapter 144 Treasure Book Chrysanthemum
“…… Sludge Pills! Wang Ziyun shook his head and said.
As soon as I heard this, I immediately pushed the black powder pinched on my fingertips to Wang Ziyun's body.
He smiled and ducked.
"Trying to lie to me? It's not like I don't know what a sludge pill is. I wiped my hands on the hem of my clothes, crouched down and looked at the large mass of unknown black mud, and frowned, "You say, these are really mud dirt?" ”
"Or what?" Wang Ziyun said, "Think about it, usually the happy king meditates on this futon, and some oily sweat, dead skin, mud and dirt will inevitably come out of his body, rub it with his hands, and stuff it into the hollow gap of the futon, and over time, it will accumulate like this......"
"Okay." I couldn't help but applaud, "Well said." ”
"Makes sense?" Wang Ziyun said proudly.
"Bullshit!" I immediately said, "Just because that's a good point doesn't mean it makes sense - it's like the ivory in a dog's mouth, which is naturally very good, but it's not reasonable." ”
Wang Ziyun looked at me.
I looked at him too.
With a poof, we both rolled on the floor laughing at the same time.
Although I don't know where the joke is, but to be a thief in the palace, and to do it so blatantly, we guess it's the first time in the world.
After laughing for a round, Wang Ziyun gasped and said, "What do you think, what secrets are in this ******?" ”
"Secret? Is it possible? I shook my head.
In such a large dormitory, there is such a piece of ******, for fear that others will not know, and they will hide secrets in it?
Happy King did this when he was kicked in the head by a donkey.
"It seems that we really ran for nothing this time." Wang Ziyun sighed, "What I want should be on the Happy King." ”
"On him, then how do you steal?" I say.
"You don't have to steal, just take it." Wang Ziyun smiled slightly.
Take it directly?
When I heard this, I couldn't be happy at all.
It's going to be a big deal.
Leaving the dormitory (I didn't even bother to move back to my place ******), Wang Ziyun and I went straight to the guest room in the side hall.
It is also a side hall, which is different from the side hall we live in, this side hall is very remote, and there are several corridors and corridors separated from the room of the nearest guest.
The reason is simple: this is Xuanji's residence.
Under the deliberate arrangement of the chief manager of Fei Da, the guards who patrolled and stood guard all kept a considerable distance from this room; I guess I also instructed that even if I heard something, I couldn't go in and check it at will.
So our infiltration is pretty straightforward.
When I entered Xuanji's room, I saw that it was quite lively.
Except for Xuan Ji and her maid Xiaohong (yes, the humanoid creature that looks like the evil ghost Shura), the Silver Hook Scholar and the Green Swallow are all there.
Coupled with me and Wang Ziyun, this time the palace treasure thief six-person group is complete.
As for Ling Bo and City Lord Fan, although they were both Wang Ziyun's people, when it came to stealing treasures, Wang Ziyun obviously didn't want them to know.
After all this chatter, it's time to take a look at the protagonist of our incident - Happy King!
At this moment, Happy King was lying on Xuanji's bed, disheveled, with a wisp of light smoke beside him.
Although I had been prepared, my heart was still pounding.
Anyway, this is also the **** of the imperial court, what is the difference between us doing this and kidnapping?
Once it is revealed, it is a heinous crime of stealing the family and exterminating the family......
Belch?
It seems that I have neither a home nor a clan.
It's okay, it's okay, then it's none of my business.
I breathed a sigh of relief and began to take a closer look at the Happy King lying on the bed.
I saw that his eyes were closed, but his face alternately showed expressions of pain, sadness, joy, excitement, and rage, and his hands and feet waved and twitched from time to time, and even twisted into incredible angles.
"Is this ......," I asked curiously.
"This is the highest level of the Heavenly Demon Dance: Heavenly Demon Confusion." "He's in a dream right now, and it's hard to tell if it's true or fake when he wakes up. ”
Heavenly Demon Confusion?
I suddenly remembered the strange dream I had in Wang Ziyun's room.
Could it be that I was unknowingly tempted by someone with the Heavenly Demon Dance?
Who?
Xuanji?
"How long will he stay like this?" Wang Ziyun asked.
"The slave family is not sure." Xuan Ji said, "But according to my family's secret record, as long as he is not stimulated too much, he can sleep for three days and five days, and there is even a record of sleeping to death directly in the secret record." ”
"Good." Wang Ziyun nodded, waved his hand and said, "Search!" ”
Xuan Ji bowed slightly, probed a piece of snow lotus-like arm into the neckline of Happy King's shirt, groped for a moment, and then gently pumped!
I only felt that there was a flower in front of me, and the clothes such as the underwear, outer pants, hidden sleeves, and armor of the Happy King had been quietly taken away; I heard a commotion again, and the big beads and small treasures hidden in the clothes were embroidered with gold horns and silver rings...... All kinds of debris were scattered all over the ground.
I have to say that Xuan Ji really has a hand in taking off men's clothes.
"Come with me." Wang Ziyun said to me.
"Looking for what?" I asked.
"I don't know." Wang Ziyun said.
"I don't know what you're asking me to find?" I couldn't laugh or cry.
"If it's the thing I want, you should be able to see it." Wang Ziyun said very seriously.
Than dexterity, I am not as good as Xuanji; In terms of degree, I am not as good as a green swallow; Speaking of eyesight, I am not as good as a silver hook scholar.
These three capable people are right next to them, why do you want me to look for them together?
Could it be ......
I squatted down and went through the pile of debris with Wang Ziyun.
After looking for a long time, there are really a lot of good things, but none of them are what Wang Ziyun wants.
"Did he hide something somewhere else?" Wang Ziyun frowned, "Or ......"
He moved his gaze to the Happy King of Light Pig.
"He's like this, he shouldn't be able to hide anything on his body, right?" I say.
"There are so many places where people can hide things that you can't even guess." Wang Ziyundao.
Before Wang Ziyun could speak, Green Swallow and Xuan Ji had already jumped on the bed, spread out Happy King in a large font, and began to check it inch by inch.
Wang Ziyun didn't move, but his eyes didn't leave the heart king for a moment.
I'm starting to feel a little pitiful for Happy King.
A dignified prince, being fiddled with like a thin cat just waiting to be castrated, what kind of sin did he create in his previous life.
It took four or five sticks of incense to go through the Happy King from head to toe.
Nothing is present.
"Weird, where would he hide it?" Wang Ziyun's face was full of disappointment.
"Young master, I don't know if you've heard of it...... Chrysanthemum Treasure Book? Just when everyone was at a loss, the Silver Hook Scholar spoke.
"Yes!" Wang Ziyun smashed his fist, "As the King of Happiness, it's so easy to get a set of chrysanthemum treasure books." ”
"What is the Chrysanthemum Treasure Book?" I'm curious.
"That's a secret method." Wang Ziyun explained, "After practice, a storage space can be generated inside the human body, which can store many items. ”
"Could it be that the Happy King has also practiced this chrysanthemum treasure book?" I wondered.
"Not necessarily, but it's worth a try." Wang Ziyun ordered, "Come on, turn him over!" ”
(End of chapter)
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