"Squeak!"

With a bang on the door of the bar, a tall beauty wearing trousers walked in, it was Sun Yeman.

"Sit there and wait! I'm in trouble right now. The bartender said lightly, not at all gentle because Sun Yeman was a big beauty.

Sun Yeman, the irascible chick, didn't get angry, but smiled apologetically, found a place, sat down quietly, picked up the book casually and began to look at it.

Seeing Sun Yeman come in, some single dogs in the bar suddenly couldn't bear it.

The people who can enter this bar show that they love literature! Of course, the rough man just now doesn't count.

What they are best at is literature!

This is a good opportunity for God to let them get off the list, and having a romantic love is simply what they dream of!

The first person to dispatch, it was the guy who was so frightened by Mo Ye just now that he couldn't take care of himself, his legs that were originally weak, and he was stiff when he saw the beauty.

Of course, I don't know how many legs I have stiffened.

I saw him ruffle Cheng Liang's hair, remembered a step, looked at Sun Yeman and said deeply: "Ah! Ice is the slumber of water, you ......"

"Pretend to be a criminal! I also said that the fart is Xiang's sigh! ”

Mo Xie cut it and said disdainfully, he remembered the way this kid mocked him just now, although he was not beaten, but Mo Xie definitely didn't let him feel good.

"Poof!"

Cultural people are still more particular, they don't laugh loudly, they all laugh quietly.

Those young people who have the same idea as the literary youth, but are the first to ascend, maliciously ridiculed: "Good poetry, good poetry, ice is the sleep of water, fart is the sigh of Xiang!" What a neat battle! ”

"You! You guys! The literary young man's face turned green, this was originally a courtship poem that he carefully prepared, but it was spoofed like this by that rough man, and he still said so!

But after all, he has ink in his chest, since this can't work, then he will change his trick: "Shakespeare said: Love is not a sweet word in the shade of flowers, not a honey word in the peach blossom garden......"

Mo Ye took a sip of wine and interrupted his affectionate confession: "Shakespeare also said: Drink the strongest wine, the one you love the most!" ”

"Poof!"

At this time, even the bartender couldn't hold back, and slapped the table and laughed: "When did Shakespeare say this!" ”

The literary and artistic young man looked at Mo Ye with black lines on his head, trembling with anger, looked at Sun Yeman's back, and then looked at Mo Ye, many years of life as a single dog made him overcome his fear, challenged Mo Ye, and continued to talk about love, he didn't believe that he was just a rough person.

"I am a lonely tree, standing on the side of the road for thousands of years, lonely waiting, just to ...... one day"

"Just so that one day you will fall for you when you walk past me, and if you can't smash you, I will live in vain!"

Mo Xie said loudly, and then waved his right hand fiercely, looking like he was gritting his teeth.

"Ahh The literary youth was going crazy, he picked up a glass of wine with red eyes, drank it all, and choked too quickly: "Ahem, cough, cough!" If you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk, I ......"

"I am drunk alone when others are sober, and I dare to sin by drinking!" Mo Ye smiled contemptuously and said meaningfully.

"You flashed, making my blood boiling, my heart surging, looking at your back, I really want to keep you, I told myself, I can't let you leave again, never!" Literary and artistic youth challenge again.

"Catch a thief! He must not be allowed to leave! That grandson was stolen! Mo Ye pretended to shout.

"Poof!"

"Oh my God! O earth! Can anyone tell me what the use of my years of schooling is there? The literary youth spurted out a mouthful of old blood, staggered back to the original text, and his face was full of dead ashes.

"It's still useful to learn!"

Mo Xie said with a full literary fan: "Senior Lan Xiang once told me that even if he dug through the earth, he would not be able to dig out his lost heart. The square dance aunt once told me that if she danced fast enough, her loneliness would not be able to catch up with her. Uncle Scavenger once told me that if you dig through the garbage carefully enough, you can find your lost self. The uncle who touched the porcelain once told me that as long as the acting is realistic enough, you can deceive the time that passes in a hurry. ”

"Hey! What does that mean? Donkey's lips are not right for horses' mouths! The bartender Lehe's finger poked Mo Ye and asked suspiciously.

"I don't understand this! I mean, the life of these four people is his life, he will find a job because he can't find a job, and go to learn excavators, and then find a square dance aunt who is also pretending to be a criminal, but find that the aunt is a liar, he was cheated out of his property, he can only go to scavenging, and finally found that the money comes quickly, so he changed his career, and finally was hit to death! ”

Mo Ye looked at the literary youth and gave him an inspirational expression: "Come on!" I'm optimistic about you! ”

"You!" The literary and artistic young man rolled his eyes and fainted directly.

The rest of the people looked at each other and began to communicate secretly.

"There you go! With such a big beauty, maybe you'll succeed! ”

"No, no, no! Or you go! I still have a lot of dog food at home, and if I don't eat it, it will go bad! ”

"Why don't you go?"

"Stinky boy! I'm almost seventy years old, you want me to be! ”

"Why don't we talk and confess in another way?"

"Yes! If you can beat this guy! ”

……

"Boy, you're just blocking others, why don't you try it!" The bartender asked malily as he wiped his glass.

He knew that Sun Yeman was a violent element, if he hadn't been here, based on those words just now, I'm afraid that his bar would have been demolished by her a long time ago!

"Cut! I don't like her! My girlfriend is so much prettier than she is. Mo Ye pouted.

"Brag! You're just! With your mouth poisoned like this, who would dare to be your girlfriend. The bartender said incredulously.

"Hey! Believe it or not! Just my poisonous tongue, many beautiful women are lining up to kiss me! Or I'll come and hide?! Mo Xie raised his eyebrows and said proudly.

"If you are really so powerful, if you hook up with that beauty, I will give you a creation, how about it?" The bartender asked defiantly, apparently not believing what he said.

"It's still a creation, you've read too many novels!" Mo Xie shook his head: "However, look at your eyes, I accepted this bet, teach you well, what is a pickle girl!" ”

The bartender rolled his eyes and was speechless, thinking that he Li Jiushi was also a person who had been in the flower field for so many years, and he was actually looked down upon by a junior, and he wanted to see him so embarrassed.

He touched his chin, so be it, he got three punches and then he struck again.

"Chick! Don't be nervous, just laugh when you want! Hurry up! Give Uncle me a thump of my legs! Mo Ye hooked his hand at Sun Yeman and said.

Sun Yeman sat in place and didn't move, her face tensed hard, she couldn't help it just now, someone dared to provoke Mo Xie, you must know that she didn't dare to provoke.

"This is your pickled girl!" The bartender said disdainfully, "You're not as good as the guy just now!" ”

"Hey! I'm grumpy! You still want me to give you a massage! Mo Ye strode to Sun Yeman's side and slapped the upturned peach buttocks.

"Smack!"

The bartender's eyes are about to pop out, it's over! I can't let him take this next punch!