Chapter 063: Stimulating Life
Huang Mao and Hou Ye followed Big B to the Lichun Courtyard box, and as soon as the door opened, Hai Gonggong reclined on the sofa chair and looked at them.
"Hey!"
Hou Ye sighed and said, "Father-in-law Hai, I didn't see you when there was such a fierce scene outside just now, so why are you hiding here?" ”
Gong Hai ignored him and said lazily: "Brother Huangmao, are you beating customers again?" ”
Huang Mao scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Actually, I didn't really hit him, so I slapped him on the head lightly - who let that kid hang up in the Internet café!" ”
Grandpa Hai sat up straight and sighed: "He opens the plug-in, he opens the plug-in, and other game companies don't care, what do you worry about?" ”
The yellow hairy stem his neck and said, "I just can't tolerate sand in my eyes!" Esports is all about fairness! Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility!
Father-in-law Hai, don't worry, run away with one, I will pull two people back for you, and I will definitely not let you suffer. ”
Gonggong Hai glanced at Brother B, and stopped talking.
Huang Mao's violent temper has already fought with the customers in the Internet café several times, and if he doesn't talk about him, the customers in the Internet café will be beaten away by him.
But for the sake of Brother B's face, he has not been embarrassed to speak.
In fact, Huang Mao's contribution to Lichun Internet Cafe is obvious to all, but his temper is too stubborn. The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid, and no one is convinced! Only Big B can stop him.
Brother B looked at Brother Hai's constipated expression, and felt that Huang Mao was a little too much for him to get off the stage, so he coughed and glanced at Huang Mao:
"It's not easy for Lao Hai to do business, so you don't have to step on the horse to do the right thing for the sky! You remember to me, you are not allowed to do it in the Internet café in the future! ”
Big B's meaning is very clear. You can't beat people inside the Internet café, and you can beat people when you leave the Internet café.
"Got it!" Huang Mao nodded, sitting sullenly in his chair.
Hou Ye came up with a hippie smile and said, "Brother Huangmao, come and masturbate two?" ”
"You yourself, I'm not in the mood today!" Huang Mao said angrily.
"What's not in the mood, hurry up and go online!" Brother B smiled and patted Huang Mao's shoulder, rubbed his two big hands and said, "Lao Tzu's big knife is already hungry and thirsty!" ”
"Brother B, are you still playing? It's been a few days in a row, and I've dropped all the paragraphs! Huang Mao said with a sad face.
"What? Don't you dare to fight after losing 10 in a row? Online! Hurry up! People are in the tower! Brother B urged.
Huang Mao muttered while playing the game: "Brother B, I think if we are in three rows, we have to change our routines!" Can you stop rushing forward? Liu Chuanfeng is not here, we can't fight so aggressively. ”
At the mention of Liu Chuanfeng's name, everyone fell silent.
Big Brother B sighed: "Alas, it's okay if you don't mention this little B cub, but when you mention him, you will be angry!" He used to play with us and win every day. As soon as he is gone, Lao Tzu is beaten every day! ”
Huang Mao also sighed: "Yes, when this little B cub is here, how arrogant we are!" ”
The crowd was silent for a few more seconds.
"I miss that little!" Hou Ye said sullenly.
Several people looked at each other, and read a sense of loneliness in each other's eyes.
Gonggong Hai stood up and stretched, smashed his mouth twice, and said, "Brother B, you can borrow the light of Wuling for me." ”
Brother B threw the key on the table to him without thinking about it, suddenly came back to his senses, turned his head and asked, "Aren't you going to open the black with us?" ”
"No, there's something going on at night." Brother Hai said as he checked the car keys in his hand.
"Are you going to plague the women of good families again?" Yellow fur squinted at him.
"What is this called, Brother Hai is obviously going to save the woman who has lost her footing!" Hou Ye said with a smile.
Father-in-law Hai was anxious: "What about this woman and that woman?" Can't I have a normal relationship with girls? You two little rabbit cubs know how to knock me all day long, and give me the nickname of 'spicy hands destroying the sea of flowers'! The image of my confidant brother who has worked hard for many years has been ruined by you! ”
"Normal interactions? Ghost believes! The yellow hair's eyes were quick, and one hand took out a handful of *** from the pocket of Grandpa Hai's suit like lightning.
"Do you need to bring so many sets of condoms for normal interactions? What are you doing with so many 'murder weapons'? Blowing up balloons? Huang Mao shook the *** and pulled out more than two meters long.
Father-in-law Hai snatched back the "crime tool" and stuffed it into his pocket, and scolded with a smile: "Lao Tzu went to talk to female college students about feelings and life, are you angry?" ”
Hou Ye said with envy: "Father-in-law Hai, take it easy, maybe one of the female students you spoiled tonight will be my future wife." ”
Grandpa Hai said solemnly: "Don't worry, I will take care of them for you!" ”
Huang Mao shook his head and sighed: "Alas, looking at the flowers inserted in your lump of cow dung, I feel sorry for those girls!" ”
Hai Gonggong hehe, "It's a pity, female college students are also lonely, I call it throwing hugs and sending warmth, accumulating yin virtue!" Do you want to pull the strings for you too? - Master Hou, you're still a virgin, right? ”
Hou Ye's face immediately turned red with shame.
Father-in-law Hai looked at Huang Mao again: "Brother Huang Mao, you are not too young, it's time to find a girlfriend!" ”
Huang Mao's expression was grim: "Lao Tzu is on the rise in his career, and he is delaying his girlfriend!" ”
Looking at the three of them gagging there, Big B said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense!" Hurry up and get on the number! Don't take a game seriously! ”
Grandpa Hai was humming a little song and was about to go out, when the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly rang. Gonggong Hai took it out and looked at it, frowned and pressed it off.
"Who?" Huang Mao glanced at him and asked.
"I don't know, unfamiliar numbers, from other places, it is estimated that they are either selling houses or speculating in stocks." Grandpa Hai muttered and put the phone back in his pocket.
Unexpectedly, the phone rang persistently again.
Grandpa Hai took it out and looked at it again: "Hey, this two is quite stubborn, and it's here again!" ”
After saying that, he pressed it off again.
Huang Mao looked at him and said, "You better take it, what if the girl you spoiled is pregnant?" ”
"Fart! Lao Tzu does a good job of safety measures every time, okay! Grandpa Hai took a sip of him, looked at the unfamiliar number, and suddenly hesitated.
"You better take it, Grandpa Hai, maybe you'll be a father tonight!" Hou Ye gloated.
Father-in-law Hai glanced at him and muttered, "Maybe there is something serious, I'll listen to it." ”
"Press hands-free, press hands-free, we also have to listen to what is serious!" Yellow fur slapped the table and shouted.
"Lao Tzu is frank and open-minded, I'm afraid you won't succeed!"
Hai Gonggong pressed the hands-free and put the phone on the table.
"Hello?" A man's voice came over the microphone.
When Gonggong Hai heard this, his hanging heart immediately relaxed, his waist straightened, and he scolded angrily: "Who are you stepping on?" What are you doing in the middle of the night? Over and over again! ”
"Brother Hai? I'm Liu Chuanfeng! The voice in the microphone said.
The crowd was stunned for two seconds, and then suddenly cheered.
", why is it you?"
"You little B finally remembered to contact us!"
"What are you doing these days? The phone doesn't come either. ”
……
The crowd was shouting so much that they couldn't even hear the voice on the phone.
Hai Gonggong signaled everyone to be quiet, and said into the microphone: "Feng Shao, you, why did you call so late?" Did you buy a mobile phone? Is this your number? ”
"Hmm. Is my mom okay? Liu Chuanfeng asked softly.
"Okay, it's good, we went to the hospital to see her yesterday, I'll ask her to call you back next time, can you just call this phone?" Grandpa Hai said into the microphone with a smile on his face.
"Yes, yes. Brother Hai, Brother B and Brother Huang Mao, are they there? Liu Chuanfeng asked.
"Yes, we're all here, didn't you hear us shouting just now? The yellow-haired and little monkeys are here! Brother B yelled into the microphone.
"Feng Shao, I read on the Internet that you joined the Glory Team, right?" Huang Mao also said into the microphone.
"Well, that's what I'm calling today, and I want to ask you for a favor." Liu Chuanfeng said hesitantly.
"What's the rush? Let's be polite to us! What's the trouble? Who are you going to cut? Brother B frowned and said, looking at Gong Hai, Huang Mao, and Hou Ye around him with a serious expression.
They know that Liu Chuanfeng generally doesn't open his mouth to ask for help, and it must be a big deal when he opens his mouth!
There was a sudden silence on the other side of the microphone.
Liu Chuanfeng groaned, glanced at Brother Yao, Senior Brother, Kohlrabi, Mango, Ye Lan and others who were around him, and everyone nodded together.
Let's say, we have no other choice.
Liu Chuanfeng said into the speakerphone on the table: "Brother B, we want to invite Huang Mao and Hou Ye to join the Glory Team and help us play the relegation ......."
There was a deafening cheer on the other end of the line.
"Oh yes! I'm going to be a pro! Hou Ye patted his chest and shouted.
Huang Mao's eyes were filled with tears, and he muttered, "Damn, the ups and downs of life are so exciting." ”
Brother B also shouted excitedly: "Liu Chuanfeng, you little B cub is so good!" Eat and drink spicy food outside and don't forget to pull our brothers, I, my big B didn't misunderstand you! ”
Listening to the elated appearance on the other end of the phone, the senior brother looked at everyone with a confused face, and whispered, "I heard it right, right?" Let's say let them help play the relegation match, not let them come to the stage to receive the award, right? ”
Everyone is also asking the same question, do these guys not know what the relegation game means? Why did Liu Chuanfeng start celebrating over there before he finished speaking?
Listening to the sound of slapping the table and smashing the keyboard on the phone, it was as if they had won the 5 million jackpot.
What kind of goods are these two people that Liu Chuanfeng vigorously sponsors?