Chapter 51: Wonderful people have a lot of joy

The first wave of people actually came with the attitude of giving it a try, and the level was limited. There are two petty officials left by the national teacher, and there is really no one who can be of great use, it is really very watery.

But in this way, in addition to the popularity of the national teacher, our few stalls are too idle and inefficient. So I instructed Cao Di to have his soldiers shout in the cordon that they wanted to participate in the interview with candidates other than the national teacher booth.

Soon, the order worked. From the long line, dozens of people poured in and dispersed into various stalls.

I saw that my booth was also crowded, and I couldn't help but feel a little proud and excited. The first time I was an interviewer, I was still interviewing a person from the King Continent, and of course I was a little excited. However, when I got back to the booth, sat down, and saw the first pair of (correct) applicants, I was all bad.

They were twins who were equally fat, clutching the same roast duck, wearing the same clothes, wearing the same decorations, and looking almost identical!

"Well, what are your two talents?"

"Telepathy!" The two of them said in unison.

Ouch, this was a rare skill in ancient times. If it can be like a telephone, put one in the barracks and one on the front line, wouldn't it be cool and crooked?

"Can you put on a show?"

"Yes! How to act? The two said in unison.

"So stand with your backs to back. I only showed one of them that I stretched out a few fingers, and then the other said. However, if the first person reminds you, you will be eliminated directly. Hear me clearly, right? ”

"Understood!" The two of them finished speaking in unison, and stood back to back. I walked up to one of them and held out seven fingers, "Remember?" ”

"Remember!" The man who saw it put down the roast duck and squinted his eyes, as if he really wanted to communicate the information of the "seven fingers" through brain waves.

"Good, another person can speak."

The man on his back said confidently, "Three and four!" ”

"Why don't you just say seven?"

"Huh? I'll only count from one to five. ”

I ......, "You can go back." Next! ”

The second was an old man in a Taoist robe. He has a childish face, a half-meter-long white beard, a compass in his hand, and a peachwood sword on his back. He also brought a girl who was also wearing a Taoist robe and carrying a fan and a gourd on her back.

"Old man, little friend, what talent do you have?"

When the girl heard this, she was immediately unhappy, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Who do you call a child?" I am a fairy child, and I am 1,800 years old by the true legend of the Nine Heavens Xuannu. Back then, I had seen the Yellow Emperor and his old man fight against the first generation of the king of the demon seed, Chiyou. ”

"Rub, that's amazing. That real person is above, can you praise the immortal arts? ”

"Naturally! Mortals, please watch out. The wind is coming! With the cry of the girl, the breeze blew and blew away the scorching heat of early summer.

"Here comes the water!" The girl called again, and water flowed slowly over my desk.

Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore and took away the gourd and fan in her hand: "Damn! Whose child is running around, so stupid, what if someone abducts him? Also, remember to take your medicine on time! ”

I yelled like this, and the girl finally couldn't help it and cried "wow".

The old man said "haha": "Childe smiled." It's just a joke my granddaughter just showed you. Actually, our identity is ......" The old man picked up the compass and said while stepping on the seven stars, "Looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to see the winding mountain, a heavy entanglement is a heavy pass." If there is an eight-point risk of closing the door, there will be no yin and yang gossip shape's ......"

"Captain Touch?"

"No, the Tomb Pie! This time, we came here specifically to design a seven-star Lu palace for the king, which is impossible for anyone to steal before! And I'm going to put ...... in it."

"Come on, drag it out! Otherwise, you will infringe on other people's copyrights! Next! ”

The third one came, and when I saw it, I was even more desperate, it turned out to be an aunt!

"Auntie, just spare me. You've ever seen an old mother in office. ”

"Don't get me wrong, childe. The old man just asked you, which place in the city is suitable for my son to learn to read? The old body was originally in the Qi State, but money was admired there, and I was afraid that my son would be corrupted in his heart, so I moved to the Qin State. Unexpectedly, force is admired there, and I was afraid that my son would learn badly, so I moved to Lu. ”

What? How does this story sound so familiar? I hurriedly took the case: "Auntie, is your son's name Meng Ke?" ”

The aunt also stood up: "Yes! Childe, how do you know? ”

"Auntie, congratulations, hurry up and call your son over, he is so old, what books are he reading, I have a heavy responsibility to him! That, soldier, accompany this good mother to her house to pick up her son! Okay, next. ”

The fourth was a man with a masked face and two daggers at his waist.

"Hello, you're in the wrong place, aren't you?"

He said coldly: "No, I am looking for you." ”

"What are you looking for me to do?"

"Kill you!" With that, he instantly drew his dagger and shot it at me. One to my eyebrows, one to my heart.

Xiao Fang, who had been on my shoulder, immediately teleported, allowing me to easily dodge the deadly attack.

The soldiers were nervous, but I said, "Ke! Here's a good seedling! ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Ke appeared, and a hand knife slashed at the man's neck. The latter looked at each other and fainted. Then, Ah Ke grabbed him by the collar and dragged him straight back to her stall.

This vigorous operation made me stunned. It took a long time to say, "Next!" ”

This is a very ordinary uncle with a beard. But his face is full of vicissitudes, and he must be a very storyteller.

"Uncle, do you have any skills?"

"I'm good fisher."

"Well, just fishing. Next ......"

As soon as I said the next word, my uncle suddenly stood up suddenly, and his palms shook vigorously in front of me: "You have forgotten my talent just now." In fact, my real talent is hypnosis, tampering with people's memories! ”

"Neurotic! Soldier, pull out and fight! Next! ”

But the next cook, with a top hat, was about to come up when he was stopped by the soldiers. Because he had a kitchen knife in his hand.

"Don't stop me! It's for showcasing talent! ”

I hurriedly said, "Are you in the wrong place?" The kids over there! ”

"Childe, no, I'm really different from ordinary people!"

"Okay, come in." watched the neuropathy all the way, and there is no shortage of this one.

So, he came over with a kitchen knife and said respectfully to me, "Childe is good." ”

"Okay, please start your show."

So, the chef put his left hand on the table, raised the kitchen knife in his right hand, and chopped it down fiercely! The kitchen knife was so sharp, and the chef was so skilled that his left hand was cut off in half!

"Mom! Self-harm, neuropathy, escort! ”

Xiao Fang "meowed" speechlessly: "Look carefully!" This man is special! ”

I looked closely, and saw that the cook's face had not changed, and although there was blood flowing from his broken palm, it was not much. And the severed part of the palm is slowly growing a new palm!

"Aren't you hurting?"

"It doesn't hurt. Once, when I cut off my finger while chopping vegetables, I actually grew it myself. ”

"What if you cut somewhere else?"

"I haven't tried that."

"Soldier, bring me a sword." The soldier next to me respectfully handed over the sword, and when I took it, I struck the man in the heart with a straight sword.