Like watching a live broadcast of an e-sports game or a live broadcast of a football game, Liu Xiaobao watched the whole process of the Nightmare Pirates sweeping the leaves and getting the little devil escort fleet through the live broadcast system that he installed in advance on the A-class space battleship that the Nightmare Pirates bought back from the auction.

With him, of course, there was also his own uncle Liu Bei.

"Where the hell are the pirates, Phoenix, the various rebels they have destroyed these days are not as good as their regular army!"

The pirates' familiarity with the airspace, coupled with Pang Sheng, who was about to be knocked out and was still helping to count the money, and the newly bought guy, it was acceptable to send the little devil to Pang Sheng's escort fleet to deal with Liu Xiaobao.

It's a bit ridiculous to have almost zero casualties, but this is a fact that just happened in the live broadcast.

This is only the first half, and Pang Sheng will fall from heaven to hell in the second half, but Liu Xiaobao has no heart to continue watching.

If the first half of a game is already tens to zero, the audience will not watch the meaningless second half at all if they are not bored and idle.

Liu Xiaobao was very idle, but he didn't hurt it, so he turned off the live broadcast and put his mobile phone with many functions in his pocket.

After a few seconds, the slut grinned and giggled.

"Laughing at what?" Liu Bei asked.

"Originally, I didn't treat this group of pirates as a dish, but I didn't expect them to be so powerful..."

Liu Xiaobao shook his head and said.

"So what? What are your thoughts? ”

Liu Bei also smiled.

The core component of Pang Sheng has been mastered, so the time for a showdown has arrived.

Liu Xiaobao, who played Tony Damu, was idle in the past three days, and Liu Bei, who played Ilya, was not idle, until Pang Sheng was caught, this uncle had cooperated with countless people to build a five-finger mountain for Liu Xiaobao, and he didn't have to press him at all to make him have nowhere to escape.

"Thoughts? Of course I have an idea, if I can co-opt them, maybe I won't need a million heroes to walk sideways in the Thousand Islands Galaxy. ”

After a pause, the slut who didn't know that he had been tricked raised his eyebrows, his eyes narrowed with a smile, and he continued to pretend to be X.

"And the heroes who smashed Redbeard's lair, how can the Thousand Islands Galaxy feel like gold everywhere? I originally came to the Thousand Islands Galaxy to ask for a bowl of rice and leave, but God obviously wanted me to send the rhythm! ”

Liu Bei has seen a lot of nouveau riche faces, but there has never been a time when he is so happy this time.

So he smiled very brightly, and asked, "What else?" ”

Pretending to X is like eating something delicious, it's best to stop in moderation, otherwise no matter how delicious things are, you will be tired of eating too much, Liu Xiaobao knows this well, and in the face of the question, the slut who thinks he is teasing seems to be very relaxed.

He waved his hand again and again, "I have to wait for them to kidnap me, before that, I have to focus all my energy on my unlucky cousin... My dear uncle, as much as I have faith in your abilities, I want to make sure that you are sure that Tchaikov will be able to save my cousin's dog's life? ”

Speaking of Pang Sheng, Liu Xiaobao unconsciously restrained his smile.

Liu Xiaobao felt bitter in his heart.

For a guy like Pang Sheng, he really wanted to learn from his uncle to get the person sent by Zhen Ji who he didn't know where he came from, and he shot a headshot, but he couldn't, and every time the taste made the slut who had always been used to lawlessness and doing whatever he wanted extremely depressed and speechless.

"I'm sure, haha," Liu Bei laughed wildly, "Your teacher Luo can also be sure, sister-in-law didn't tell you kid, your teacher Luo knew about her and you as a mother and son three years ago!" ”

"Huh? My mother, alas..."

The bitterness in Liu Xiaobao's heart, without any sense of disobedience, turned into panic and confusion.

"The difference between a pig and a marshal Tianpeng has never been a marshal's robe, there is no superior command, and a pirate who has a divine weapon will only be a pirate, how can you get a compliment from the regular army? The battle you saw just now is yours! Commanded by Mr. Luo! Boss Wang, the Nightmare Pirate, is now the only one who looks ahead. ”

Liu Bei deliberately bit the word 'your' very hard, so that Liu Xiaobao could know the deep meaning he wanted to show without any suspense.

“… What is she trying to do! ”

Liu Xiaobao, who used to play flowers, thought that he was a lover, after all these years, although he never admitted it verbally, but in the bottom of his heart, he actually knew very well that he was a scumbag at most.

Love bully and student bully are the same type of existence, solving emotional problems is like solving learning problems, and he, a scumbag, emotional problems have always been a wave of unevenness, and now it has finally become a monstrous wave.

The most important thing is that there is a powerful mother who is fueling the troubles...

So my teacher Luo, what do you mean by coming this time?

It's not good, it's... No, this is clearly trying to soak me!

"The second fat was sent by Teacher Luo, right?"

Scumbags don't mean stupid and stupid.

I was taught by her for three years, I was dragged by her to the car, I was thrown outside the fifth ring by her, and I was ordered by her to cut all kinds of ...

Therefore, Liu Xiaobao understands Russell.

Although he only listened to Liu Bei's words, Liu Xiaobao instantly guessed a considerable part of the truth, and it was still extending infinitely.

"I didn't expect it, you kid also has today!" Liu Bei nodded happily, "And the world is so wonderful, what you didn't expect was that before your teacher Luo went to the nightmare lair, Han Da Pang and Wang Qiang, who were unlucky, happened to find the nightmare door crookedly!" ”

"I'm going to go... Who destroyed Redbeard's lair? Brother Pao will have trained a lot of elite soldiers in Chaoxing over the years, but they can get out of Chaoxing? ”

"Guess?"

“… Guess what, hurry up, let me die and understand. ”

"All brothers in the four seas are also brothers."

"Uncle Hai? He brought people over to Ganden City, who would defend the place of the four wars? And I didn't even tell him about it this time? ”

"Jose called Brother Zhao here, and the arrogant brother over there in Gandan City went over to take charge in person."

"That old guy is doing a little trick behind my back again! And you, my dear uncle, why did you suddenly become so bad that you hid so many and such big things from me? ”

"It's not that I've become bad, it's that I've figured out a solution to my lifelong happiness."

"You're going to make my life a mess for your own happiness? You suck for that reason! But I want to hear what bad idea you have, hurry up, while I haven't been invited by Mr. Luo to talk now, I'll help you with the staff officer. ”