Chapter 133: Crosstalk to me

The northern part of Chang'an City.

A mighty army marched towards the north.

In front of the army were the great generals on horses, followed by forty or fifty 100-level guards.

Behind the guards is a group of palace maids and eunuchs, and in the middle is a golden dragon sedan chair of hundreds of square meters, and King Qin should be in the dragon sedan chair.

The palanquin was so large that it had six or seven wheels on the outside, pushed by some soldiers.

At the back was an army about a kilometer long, with tens of thousands of soldiers.

The whole team was like a long dragon, driving towards the front.

Wherever the monster area passes, all the monsters retreat or kneel to worship.

At this time, the monster is invincible, and the player cannot attack.

At this point, many players gather around the army.

They were furious and picked up the gift boxes thrown by some of the palace maids who were interspersed with the soldiers.

A lively scene.

"Whoosh~"

A pitch-black sword appeared high in the sky, followed by four weapons.

The other four weapons are the Black Spirit Bow, the Soul Sword, the Soul Eater Staff, and the Blood Weeping Dagger.

Count the North Shen Sword.

These five weapons are all weapon messengers of the evil spirit system.

are also Ye Chen's opponents.

Bei Shen complained to the other four weapons, "I told you a long time ago that the capital opened the Qin King's relocation to the city, let you come over in advance, one by one, if you are snatched away by the shameless sword of the god camp, Brother Kun is probably even more angry this time!" ”

The Soul Eater said, "It seems that you are the one who makes Brother Kun angry every time, right?" ”

The Northern Sink Spirit blinked, "Is that so?" Brother Kun is really, the anger is so big, introduce him to a corpse Kun girl paper another day to vent his anger! ”

Soul Eater, "......"

The instrument spirit of the weeping blood dagger was a woman in black, and said a little coldly, "Bei Shen, hurry up and tell me where the Nine Star Beads are, hurry up and complete the task and leave, I still have something to do!" ”

Bei Shen Jian glanced at the army, "I think it should be in King Qin's sedan chair, or it may be in the goods pushed by the soldiers behind the dragon sedan chair, but the chance of being on the dragon sedan chair is high, after all, the Nine Star Beads are treasures, and it is impossible to put them together with other things." ”

The Black Spirit Bow Weapon Spirit said, "Beishen, weeping blood and soul go to the dragon sedan chair, I and the soul devouring staff go to the cargo car, look for it separately, it is more efficient!" ”

The Weeping Vessel Spirit nodded, "Okay, action!" ”

"Whoosh ......"

The other four weapons quickly rushed downward, leaving behind the sluggish Beishen Sword.

It muttered very speechlessly, "Damn, isn't it my commander-in-chief this time?" Anyway, I'm also the boss, why do I feel that I'm being ignored as the boss? ”

……

Five Evil Spirit Camp Weapon Emissaries rushed down, sharp and sharp.

Weeping blood, entering the soul and sinking north are directly approaching the dragon sedan chair to attack the past.

"Enemy attack! Enemy attack! ”

At this time, the generals who were protecting the front sensed something, drew their swords, stepped on the horseback, and attacked the three weapons of Beishen.

Bei Shen said, "Weeping blood into the soul to block them, I'll go in and see if the Nine Star Beads are inside!" ”

As he spoke, he rushed into the dragon sedan chair.

Entering the dragon sedan chair, he was stunned.

I saw that there was a little boy about three or four years old wearing a dragon robe in the dragon sedan chair, and there were several stunning beauties guarding next to him.

The little boy was riding on the back of a beautiful woman, smiling happily, "Ride a horse, ride a ......"

Who am I? Where am I? What's going on?

Bei Shen looked confused, and his train of thought was instantly disrupted.

In its impression, King Qin was unified, and he should be a mighty middle-aged man, how did he become a child?

No, this little kid must be King Qin's child, yes, that's all!

"Whoosh~"

Thinking of this, it flew in front of the little boy, and the sword pointed at the little boy and said coldly, "Little brat, where is your father?" ”

"Woo ......"

Seeing the sudden appearance of the Beishen Sword, those stunning beauties all pulled out their weapons and looked at Beishen cautiously.

The little boy was also stunned, but after seeing the little demon Beishen on the Beishen Sword, his eyes lit up, "Little brother, little brother, can you play horseback riding with me?" ”

What the hell am I ...... Ride your uncle!

"I ask you, what about your father?" Bei Shen said angrily.

"My dad is dead!" The little boy said with big round eyes.

Bei Shen, "Is it so sudden?" ”

The little boy, "Generally! ”

Bei Shen, "So you're the emperor now?" ”

Little boy, "Sort of!" ”

"Do you know the Nine Star Beads?"

"I don't know, my sisters told me the story of Dragon Ball."

"Damn...... With whom are you, are you talking to me about cross talk? Hurry up and hand over the Nine Star Beads! ”

"Say cross talk? What is that? It seems to be quite interesting, let's talk about it? ”

"Don't say it!"

"Let's talk about it!"

"Tell me about your uncle!"

"Get on your knees!"

"Puff ......"

……

Beishen is now completely messy.

What the hell is this little brat, how can he be the power of that shameless guy.

"Order!"

At this time, the little boy waved his hand, and a holy decree appeared in the hand of the Beishen Sword.

The content of the decree: Tell me cross talk!

"I'm ......"

This skill is also extremely familiar, and Bei Shenjian is going to scold his mother.

It was just about to refuse, but after seeing the punishment that followed the refusal, it hesitated.

Complete the quest to get 500 gold coins, and if you fail, all the gold coins on your body will go to the state, and all durability will be eliminated!

It didn't expect that this little boy's skills were hundreds of times more perverted than Ye Chen's.

At the very least, Ye Chen's refusal of the holy decree is still acceptable, and the refusal of the little boy's holy decree is simply looking for death.

"That, before you talk about cross talk, can you show me your attributes first?"

Bei Shen is now trying to figure out who the little boy really is.

"Okay!" The little boy said a word and opened the very simple attribute for Beishen to see.

[Xiao Qin Wang]: Level 100 Emperor

Introduction: The old King of Qin unified the Huaxia suit, and soon died of illness and passed the throne to the little King Qin!

"The sun is over, it's really King Qin!"

Bei Shen checked the attributes of King Xiao Qin, and was speechless for a moment.

From the previous skills of King Xiao Qin and in this dragon sedan chair, it felt that King Xiao Qin was not ordinary, but it didn't expect that it was the entire continent in charge.

Now there is no way but cross talk.

Fortunately, when it was running around in various places recently, looking for clues to the Nine Star Beads, I heard some in some urban teahouses.

"King Qin, I'll tell you a stand-up comedy today, the name is Bei Shen playing Chenye, this matter has to start from the mining city, Chenye is a despicable and shameless sword, that day ......"

This said, Beishen is energetic.

The content is not very humorous, but the description is as if it were real.

It's all about how it plays with Ye Chen, how to make Ye Chen kneel and call Dad, anyway, how cool it is.

"Whoosh~"

It wasn't until ten minutes later that the soul rushed in.

"What the hell are you doing? Have you found the whereabouts of the Nine Star Beads? Soul looked at Bei Shen and asked.

"Shut up, didn't you see that I was talking about cross talk in the emperor?" Bei Shen glanced blankly and continued to talk in the vernacular.

“???”

Into the soul looked confused, why did I let you come to find Jiuxingzhu, but you are here to talk to the emperor about cross talk, playing?

As soon as it thought of a few of them fighting wits and courage with the soldiers and generals outside, but Bei Shen was talking leisurely here, it was angry, and scolded angrily, "Bei Shen, you are also messing with Brother Kun, can you have a little luck, King Qin is the emperor of the gods' camp, if you can kill it, you can kill it, if you can't kill it, hurry up and find something to leave!" ”

"Get on your knees! Pick it up! ”

When King Xiao Qin saw that the soul was so noisy, it disturbed him, and he went down with two skills directly.

Bei Shen looked at the soul with idiot-like eyes, "Yes, stand-up comedy has become double-stand-up comedy!" ”

(End of chapter)