Chapter 415: Ass Goal
After the game, the news of Inter Milan's 7-2 home massacre of Parma spread around the world.
"The 14th round of Serie A staged a shocking score, Inter Milan slaughtered Parma 7-2! 》
"Inter Milan 7-2 Parma set the record for the largest point difference and the largest goal in the first 14 rounds of Serie A this season! 》
"Lu Wenbin's big four, Stankovic's hat trick, the two teamed up to score 7 goals to help Inter Milan win at home! 》
Stankovic is okay to say, just the occasional outburst of a game.
As for Lu Wenbin, his consecutive Serie A scoring streak has reached 9, which is only two games away from Batistuta's 11-game Serie A scoring streak.
Moreover, he has scored many more goals than Batistuta.
Such a goal efficiency is unimaginable in Serie A, which is known for its defense.
When Lu Wenbin was dominating the Bundesliga, some Serie A media and fans still thought that it was because the Bundesliga was not competitive. If Lu Wenbin came to Serie A, he would definitely not be able to score so many goals, and it would be possible for the number of goals to drop by half.
Unexpectedly, Lu Wenbin's transfer to Inter Milan can maintain such a high goal efficiency and number of goals when the cooperation with the new team and new teammates is far from being as tacit as Hoffenheim.
In addition to his consistent goal tally in every game, Lu Wenbin's annual goal tally in 2010 has reached a terrifying 86 goals.
It's only the end of November.
In the Champions League plus the league, Inter Milan has four more games in December.
Lu Wenbin is expected to break the 90-goal mark again this year, even breaking the 2009 record of 94 goals he set last year.
You know, he's playing in Serie A, which is known for its defense, not in the Bundesliga.
That's it, he still has a chance to break the 90-goal mark, and even break his record last year, this stability and goal efficiency are really admirable.
Before Lu Wenbin, many people never even thought that someone could score so many goals in a year.
Many people thought that Gerd Muller's 85 goals of the year was a record that would never be broken.
Now, Lu Wenbin has not only broken through, but may also reach new highs.
If he continues to play like this, it is entirely possible for Lu Wenbin to reach the appalling figure of more than 100 goals a year.
He is worthy of being the world's No. 1 striker, and even the No. 1 player in today's football.
Moratti made a wise decision, and the investment of more than 100 million euros was well spent.
Amid the heated discussions among the media and fans about Inter Milan's massacre of Parma and Lu Wenbin's senior four, Inter Milan rested for five days before visiting Roma City on December 3 to play away against Lazio Blue Eagle at the Rome Olympic Sports Center.
In the city of Rome, Roma and Lazio also share the same stadium as the Milan duo, their home stadium is the Stadio Olimpico in Rome, and the match between the two teams is called the Rome derby, which is also very popular.
It's just that neither team is as famous as the Milan duo, so the Rome derby is not as famous as the Milan derby.
Even many fans don't know that Lazio is a team in the city of Rome.
Lazio have won the Serie A, Coppa Italia, Italian Super Cup, European Cup Winners' Cup, UEFA Super Cup and many more.
It is not a giant, but it is a veritable traditional powerhouse of Serie A, and one of the seven sisters of Serie A.
Now the Serie A scene is gone, not as lively as the small World Cup in the nineties, but Lazio is still a top Serie A powerhouse.
After playing the first 14 rounds of the season, Lazio is third in the standings behind the Milan duo, pressing Juventus, Roma, Napoli, Fiorentina and other strong teams and even giants under them, and the whole team is in extraordinary form.
It's less than half a season yet, and the dust hasn't settled yet.
Therefore, in the cheers of the home fans, the whole Lazio team worked together and attacked aggressively, vowing to overturn the leader Inter Milan at home and close the gap with the top of the table.
On the side of Inter Milan, it was probably the 7-2 win over Parma in the last round of the league that was too crazy, and the Inter players were not very excited in this game, played averagely, and failed to score for a long time.
The first to score was Lazio.
In the 26th minute, Lazio striker Zarate shook off Zanetti, who was a guest left-back, on the left side of the penalty area, and shot from a tight angle 7 meters in front of the goal, which was saved by No. 12 goalkeeper Castellazzi, who started in place of Cesar, with one hand.
Lazio won a corner.
Then, Zarate took a corner from the left, and Lazio defender Hernanes grabbed the first header in the penalty area, but was blocked by the reflexing Castellazzi with his legs.
However, goalkeeper Castellazzi's ball didn't fly far and landed in front of Cambiaso in the no-go zone.
Cambiasso made a half-turn volley and was ready to kick the ball out of the penalty area.
As a result, Lazio central defender Biava was right next to Cambiaso and immediately jumped up with his back to block with his body.
Cambiaso's volley hit the ball, but the ball went straight to Biava's farts that jumped up to block the gun's hole and bounced into the goal.
Although the bounce ball on the ass was not fast, it was too close for Castellazzi to expect.
Caught off guard, there was no time to save, and he could only watch as the ball was blocked into the goal by Biava with a fart.
The Lazio commentators were stunned for a moment, and then shouted in ecstasy:
“Gooooooooooooooal……”
"The goal went in, the goal from Biahua! He used his body to block Cambiaso's volley into the opponent's goal, long live Lazio! ”
He wasn't embarrassed to say that Biava was blocking it with his fart, he just said that he was blocking it with his body.
The other commentators weren't so scrupulous, laughing and commenting on Biava's fart goal.
Inter Milan's commentator lamented that Razi's Olympics was good, and Cambiaso and Inter Milan were too unlucky.
On the pitch, Biava felt the ball on his fart, but he didn't know it was in.
When he landed in the air and saw his teammates running towards him in ecstasy, and then turned his head to see that the ball was already inside the goal line, he realized that he had scored a goal with his fart.
Suddenly, Biava rushed to the sidelines in ecstasy, roared and celebrated with the Blue Eagles fans in the stands, and then was thrown to the ground by his teammates, celebrating wildly on the sidelines.
In the forbidden zone, Cambiaso, who cleared the siege with big feet but staged an own assist, held his head in his hands and couldn't believe it.
His teammates also looked at him speechlessly, not knowing what to say.
It can only be said that Lazi's Olympic gas is too good, and farts can score goals. Cambiaso, on the other hand, and Inter Milan, were out of luck.
Lazio took a 1-0 lead at home thanks to Biava's fart goal, with Inter Milan behind. (Ask for a commuter pass)