Chapter 562 I Like Big Butts
The road to the main city is a long way.
After urinating, shaking three times and the wind did not disperse, one person and one horse rode side by side.
"According to the normal story development line, shouldn't you be in front of my horse and let me hold it now?" Wei Du's thin lips opened lightly.
"You can call and complain about them." Chen He said.
Wei Du thought for a while, "Save it first." ”
For fear that the two of them would get lost, the old man also specially sent the previous medicine collection disciple to take them there.
Chen He walked boredly for almost twenty minutes, and finally couldn't help poking the medicine picking disciple.
The medicine picking disciple stopped and said with a serious face, "Don't worry, the main city is not far ahead." ”
Chen He rolled his eyes directly, "I've heard this sentence sixty-seven times along the way. Sure enough, the man's mouth is a deceitful ghost. ”
"Maybe it's the sixty-eighth time." Wei Du is very leisurely.
It had been a long time since he had gone out alone with Chen He to do a task.
The galaxy hangs in the sky.
Ancient road, west wind.
The wind curled up the hair that had shaken three times after urinating and wrapped it around the sleeves of the wind.
The sound of insects chirping not far away was crisp and loud.
Wei Du suddenly said for no reason, "Let's get married." ”
"Huh?" Chen He thought he had misheard.
Wei Du didn't speak again.
It seems that it was just Chen He's auditory hallucinations just now.
The two of them had different minds and walked forward for another ten minutes.
Chen He had already given up the idea of riding by himself, and directly let the urine shake three times to follow the wind, squatting on the chair with spicy strips and gnawing.
Wei Du naturally opened his mouth and motioned for Chen He to feed him.
"I remember you had two hands." Chen He didn't move.
"One on the keyboard and one on the mouse." Wei Du said.
Chen He was thinking about whether to let Wei Du stop first and eat a spicy strip by himself, when he heard Wei Du say meaningfully, "Or do you think my hand should be placed somewhere else." ”
"You have worked hard, eat more spicy strips, and live a long and healthy life." Chen He immediately stuffed the spicy strip in his hand into Wei Du's mouth.
Wei Du's tongue deftly hooked, and he rolled up one of them and brought it into his mouth.
Chen He looked at his exposed tongue and looked away very calmly.
The medicine picking disciples are still leading the way dutifully.
Chen He was about to go crazy, "Didn't they think about making a few teleportation divine stones in Day-Chasing City?!! ”
"Every time I open the map, I have to run for a long time to run the teleportation stone, and I haven't seen you so boring." Wei Du said.
The function of the Great Wilderness, the teleportation stone, has always been loved and hated by players.
What I love is that no matter how far away the road is, it can be reached quickly by teleporting the Divine Stone.
What I hate is that the way for these teleportation divine stones to be opened must be to reach the destination in person, and then spend 1 copper plate to open it.
In other words, all the numbers that want to open the teleportation stone need to ride their ponies all over the map slowly.
Chen He let out a long sigh, "I haven't opened the Teleportation Divine Stone, and you still helped me open it in this area." ”
"What about the last district?" Wei Du raised his eyebrows and looked at it casually.
The alarm bell rang in Chen He's heart.
Damn, it's a proposition again!
Chen He tried hard not to let his eyes fall on Lu Shouheng, and said seriously, "I don't remember." ”
"That's right." Wei Du replied ambiguously, but he didn't ask any more.
Chen He stuck in his throat in one breath, and he didn't know if Wei Du really didn't care, or if he was "saving" his big move.
I couldn't help but feel more uneasy all the way.
Fortunately, not long after this time, the outline of the main city finally appeared in the night.
Quaint and magnificent buildings are lined up one after another.
On the steep mountains, silver waterfalls glow with starlight and hang upside down.
Chen He's eyelids raised, "The building here is exactly the same as the place where Jishimen is stationed." ”
"So do you think it's because the art team is lazy and doesn't want to design, or is the city lord here actually coming from Jishitang." Wei Du said.
"The latter." Chen He said without hesitation, "Although I have always thought that the development team of the Great Wilderness has a problem with their brains and always engages in some inexplicable tasks, the picture is still very conscientious. ”
Chen He used to be idle, and he hung in the wilderness at night to watch the scenery.
Wei Du's eyes moved, not knowing what he was thinking.
Chen He didn't say anything.
She had vaguely sensed in her heart that she might not be able to get rid of Du Heng here.
In the city, warm yellow lights guide the way home for travelers.
The city gate was tall, and two rows of disciples wearing water blue sect uniforms were guarding the door with serious faces.
The medicine picking disciple suddenly turned a corner, "Please follow me." An access token is required to enter the main city, and I'll take you to a hidden location. ”
Chen He looked at the route he was taking, and his heart was groaning.
It can't be what he thinks......
Two minutes later.
The medicine picking disciple finally turned around, "Good Samaritan, I can only send you here, Mu Xiang is in the main city, you can find him from this secret passage, according to the map." Ah, it's not too early, it's time for me to go back, goodbye. ”
After speaking, he didn't wait for the urine to finish shaking three times and the wind did not disperse to collect anything, he whistled to himself, and a snow-white horse galloped over.
The medicine picking disciple turned over and left skillfully.
Chen He and Wei Du were silent for a long time.
"So on the way here, why didn't he ride a horse, but walk?" Chen He broke the silence.
"There may not be a gas station along the way." Wei Du said.
“……”
Wei Du adjusted his perspective that the wind did not disperse, "Let's go in first." ”
Chen He glanced at the so-called secret passage, which was actually a dog hole in the city wall, and she stood behind the wind slowly.
"I've got a shadow on the dog hole." Chen He said.
Wei Du remembered the task of snatching pearls last time, and shook his butt three times after urinating, and a smile flashed in his eyes.
"This time it's bigger, I'll try it first?"
"Okay."
The wind did not disperse and went into it smoothly.
Half a minute later.
After peeing, he shook three times and got stuck in the dog hole.
Wei Du: "......"
Chen He: "......"
Wei Du secretly pinched his arm twice before he couldn't laugh out loud without adding fuel to the fire.
"I'll come." Wei Du turned sideways, put his hands on Chen He's hands, adjusted the angle of shaking three times after urinating, and let her crawl out of the hole.
Chen He's expression was not good, "I'll complain about them after eating for a while!" ”
"Hmm." Wei Du held back a smile.
Chen He glared at him, "Are you laughing?" ”
"I'm smiling happily." Wei Du said, "I like big butts. ”
"Then you buy a corgi." Chen He said.
"What to buy?"
"You really don't have a good taste."
"Then who do you think looks like a great god?" Wei Du looked at the map, letting the wind not disperse in front of him.
Chen He really thought about it for a while, and found that after contacting Lin Yi and his group, he found that these people were actually just a group of teenagers when they left the arena.
Looking at Yu Jiaao, who actually likes to sing "Meow Meow" in Gao Leng, Lin Yi, who is three meters tall when provoked by Wei Du, and Han Yu, who will go back to inherit the family business if he doesn't win the championship......
Chen He's heart softened, "This summer, let's go to the professional league to have fun." ”
"Yes." Wei Du said calmly, and didn't seem to think that this was a difficult thing at all.