Chapter 354 Chickens Are Indeed Chickens, But Not Mobile Phones!
Seeing that others took the initiative to hand over things honestly, only Yang Yifan's eyes were fixed on the position of the back mountain, which made Yue Yun and Kong Liang look at each other, and at the same time drank at Yang Yifan: "Didn't you hear that you handed in your things?" ”
Retracting his eyes, Yang Yifan said: "I don't have cosmetics, snacks, and nothing that needs to be handed in." ”、
This sentence made Yue Yun and Kong Liang look at each other, and then Yue Yun couldn't help but ask, "What's your name?" ”
Yang Yifan said: "Yang Yifan." ”
A piece of work...... It can be said that the most profound influence of Yue Yun and Kong Liang is Yang Yifan.
When Ji Shiyu arranged things for them before, he told them that Yang Yifan was the biggest thorn in this group.
However, in the army, the so-called thorn is just a bluff, and in the army, the dragon has to be coiled, and the tiger has to lie down.
There are many parents who will choose to send their children to the army for training in order to change their children's sex, which is much stronger than those youth reforms, because here, what is changed is the heart, which can completely stimulate the blood in a man's bones.
No matter how tiger you are in society, how arrogant you are, after coming to the melting pot of the army, you have to be an honest man, as long as you dare to make trouble, dare to play character, the veteran will teach you to be a man in minutes, than to play hooligans, I don't know who can play whom.
There is no reason to talk about here, only obedience, complete obedience, absolute obedience, and disobedience must be obeyed.
It's like the four majors, who are completely sideways in Linlan City, but when they heard that they were going to the troops, they fled overnight in fright, and from this aspect, you can imagine how terrible the troops are for cynical gangsters.
So when Yang Yifan finished saying this, Yue Yun came to Yang Yifan, looked up and down, and found that the other party was thin and weak, just an ordinary person, even if it was a prickly head, it was a thorn head with no ability, he sneered: "No cosmetics, no snacks, don't you have a mobile phone?" ”
Yang Yifan smiled slightly: "I don't use mobile phones. ”
This sentence makes everyone look back, isn't this a lie with open eyes? They watched Yang Yifan make calls with his mobile phone all day long in the company, and when they got out of the car, they clearly saw Yang Yifan put his mobile phone in his right pocket, why didn't he use his mobile phone in a blink of an eye?
Are there still people in this society who don't use mobile phones? Now even elementary school students have begun to use smart machines to play king pesticides, people as big as Yang Yifan, and they are also employees of a company, and it is pure nonsense not to use mobile phones.
Yue Yun sneered and said: "Stinky boy, I don't care how you are outside, you must obey here, and hand over your mobile phone to me immediately." ”
After speaking, Yang Yifan turned around and walked out of the compound, this move made the surrounding interns confused, this guy seems to be very willful, but the wayward place doesn't seem right, this is the army, not in the company, willful will be beaten.
At first, Yue Yun and Kong Liang knew that Yang Yifan was a thorn, but they never expected that this guy would be so prickly that he would turn around and leave the army after handing over his mobile phone, they had been soldiers for six years, and they had never seen such a prickly guy.
Yue Yun was also a short-tempered man, he pointed at Yang Yifan and shouted angrily: "You stop me." ”
Yang Yifan, who had just taken two steps, heard this, and immediately stopped in place, looked at Yue Yun with a confused face and asked, "Instructor, what's wrong?" ”
What's wrong? This guy even asked what's wrong harmlessly, a group of people pinched a cold sweat for Yang Yifan, this guy is going to do something.
This sentence completely angered Yue Yun, he rushed to Yang Yifan, squinted his eyes and asked, "Stinky boy, are you stunned for me?" ”
Yang Yifan quickly raised his hands and said aggrievedly: "The instructor asked me to hand over the mobile phone to you, but I don't use the mobile phone, but the military life is difficult, so I have to go home and bring the landline to you." ”
Haematemesis...... When the two instructors heard this, they almost raised their fists in anger and beat each other violently.
And the other interns burst out laughing, this guy is really amazing, he even has to get a landline when he goes home.
Yue Yunyun pointed at Yang Yifan and said, "I don't believe you don't have a mobile phone." ”
Yang Yifan touched his head and said, "Instructor, why can't you give me a chance, I really don't have a mobile phone." ”
Yue Yun smiled: "Turn over." ”
Hearing that he turned over, Yang Yifan took two steps back, pretending to be scared and said: "It is impossible for you to turn over, and you can turn over casually, do you know that it is an invasion of privacy?" ”
"Hehe, this is the army, mobile phones belong to contraband, what's wrong with me searching for contraband? Don't give me ink, let me rummage through your pockets, if I turn out that you have a mobile phone in your pocket, I will let you have no good fruit to eat, and you dare to play tricks here. Yue Yun shouted angrily, it's really a thorn.
Yang Yifan said: "Instructor, what if you don't turn it out?" ”
Seeing Yang Yifan's scared look, Yue Yun really felt ridiculous, everything was so obvious, this guy still didn't admit it, this thorn was a little mentally retarded, he smiled: "That's it, if I find the mobile phone from you, you run thirty laps around the training ground, if you can't find it, we will run thirty laps." ”
Hearing this, the surrounding interns were a little confused, did Yang Yifan become stupid when he came to the army, obviously put his mobile phone in his pocket, and even made a bet to the instructor, did he see the troops, the blood in his body burned, and he wanted to show his physical strength?
"Deal." Yang Yifan immediately stretched out his arms, looking like he was being slaughtered.
Yue Yun sneered, stretched out his hand and put it directly into Yang Yifan's pocket, and after touching it twice, he found that the other party's pocket was empty and there was nothing, which made him chuckle in his heart, and then he began to pat around his body again, just turning out a wallet, and there was nothing.
"Kong Liang, go rummage through his bag." Yue Yun said while searching his body.
Kong Liang nodded, and immediately began to rummage through Yang Yifan's backpack, and found that there were only a few pairs of changes and the remaining two sets after he and Ai Yue went crazy yesterday, and there were no mobile phones at all, which made the two instructors suddenly confused.
It's not just that the two instructors are confused, even a group of interns are confused, obviously seeing Yang Yifan put his mobile phone in his pocket, why can't he find it?
Yue Yun searched for a long time, but did not find the mobile phone, he almost jumped up in anger, he pointed at Yang Yifan angrily and said, "Where are you hiding?" He really didn't believe that young people like Yang Yifan didn't have mobile phones.
The next moment, Yang Yifan took off his jeans and T-shirt directly in front of everyone, directly exposed to a group of people, and then said harmlessly: "Now you should believe that I don't have a mobile phone, right?" ”
I'm ...... Such a big ......
Men began to be envious, and women swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this guy has such a strong capital?
Soon, Yang Yifan found that everyone's eyes were focused on his crotch, he looked down and found that there was a big lump in his pants, he touched his head and said: "The chicken is indeed a chicken, but it is not a mobile phone, it is just a little big, don't look at it, people are ashamed." ”
It seems that Yang Yifan pretended to be shy, but his eyes when he looked at Yue Yun and Kong Liang were full of banter.