Chapter 12: Immortal Doctor, Have You Ever Seen a Brain Squirting Water?

Ha? "From now on"? I seem to have heard this word somewhere...... The devil believes it!

I looked left and right, and the cells were mostly empty, except for a well-dressed man not far away waving warmly to me.

"You called me? Dare to ask for your name? ”

"Now that I am down here, how dare I respect my surname. The hero title can be called Zhao Gao. ”

"Zhao Gao? The name seems familiar...... By the way, how did you get in? ”

"Alas, the Zhao clan was destroyed by Qin, and was forced to defect to King Yan in the next place. Unexpectedly, Prince Dan didn't know what to do, and when he heard that he was a fugitive from the Qin State, he sent me to prison. Thinking of me Zhao, all the legal books of qin, chess, calligraphy and painting are all well-understood, and they are all refined, and they have not yet performed their grand revenge to such a point. ”

"In this case, I'll give you a question, and if you answer it well, I'll let you go!"

"Good! Heroes, please ask. Zhao Gao said confidently.

"Well, how do you convince me that it's a horse, suppose there's a deer right now?"

"It's simple. As long as you spend a lot of money to get everyone around the hero to say that this is a horse, you will have to believe it. ”

Really...... Uncle policeman, this person is the ancestor of the liar who specializes in abducting bear children! You must lock him up until he dies!

"That's a good answer, then, goodbye!" With that, I turned around and left.

"Heroes, heroes, gentlemen are frank, how can you go back on your word?"

I didn't bother to pay attention to him and left the prison directly.

The underground where the prison is located requires several flights of stairs to get out. I was going up the stairs and suddenly bumped into two people around the corner! These two are not like my cellmates, but like cell bosses here......

These two people, looking at me swaggering, were a little confused for a while. Fortunately, I reacted quickly and patted them on the shoulder: "Ju-sama, I'll check if the lock in the cell is strong." I see that some of the locks are really loose. But I'm kind enough to help you fix it by the way. Otherwise, let the prisoners escape, and you will all be guilty of a capital crime." ”

The two cell bosses immediately said gratefully: "Brother, it's hard work! A little care, not a respect. ”

I smiled and took a dozen copper plates, and was about to swagger out of the dungeon. Unexpectedly, someone from above suddenly shouted: "This person is a prisoner, you must not let him escape!" ”

I looked up and wiped it, the road is narrow, who is this not a whip man!

"Huh? Who am I and where am I? A little dizzy, yes, I was definitely sleepwalking just now! Strong, thank you for waking me up. Oops, I'm sleepy, I'll go back and sleep for a while, you guys get busy first. Hey, wait! How embarrassed to take back the money I just gave me! Ouch, what are you doing holding me to the ground? If you have something to discuss, let's talk about it. ”

So, I was thrown back to my cell with a bruised nose and swollen face. As one of the few inmates, Zhao Gao was simply happy: "The sky has eyes, retribution." ”

Although they didn't know how I opened the lock, they were afraid that I would be another moth, so this time they directly moved tables, chairs, wine and food to the outside of my cell, and ate nonsense in front of me!

Cruel! Extremely cruel! But I had no choice but to sleep to save my time.

This night, I slept until night, and my stomach rumbled again on time.

To my surprise, the cell boss brought a sumptuous meal! There are meat, vegetarian and soup, and the taste is very good. Naturally, I won't let go of what I have to eat, and I immediately feasted on it.

When the cell boss over there saw it, he sneered: "Eat, eat, you don't have to be a starving ghost on the Huangquan Road." ”

Alas, only one step at a time.

At night, I was thinking about how to deal with Lao Langzhong. The noisy cell suddenly fell silent. At the same time, a footstep sounded in the dungeon. This sound is no less than the sound of a bull's head and a horse's face hooking the soul in my ears.

Sure enough, with the flickering candlelight, I saw the figure of the old man in the distance. However, something seems to be wrong. Then, I couldn't help but "lean" in my heart. Because Lao Langzhong had just come to my cell, the two cell leaders covered their heads and collapsed before they could say hello.

"You, what did you do?" I said horrified.

The old man smiled: "It's nothing." It's just a poison that my apprentice studied, and I improved it by the way. I don't like it, but sometimes it's pretty good. ”

"Immortal doctor, let's discuss something well. Excuse me, why are you stuning them? ”

The old man showed a look that seemed to see an idiot: "If you don't stun them, how can I take you away?" ”

Well? There seems to be something wrong with this plot, did I get the wrong script?

"Really? Immortal doctor, I know that a person like you who is immortal and has a strong backbone, must take it as his mission to help the world and save the common people in the world, how can he harm Zhongliang and disregard people's lives! ”

"It's good to know, let's go."

"Great!"

We left the dungeon with the old man. Along the way, I can be regarded as insightful, and I can see people fainting on the ground every once in a while.

"Immortal Doctor, you are so powerful, you have prepared an escape route in advance."

Lao Langzhong smiled: "It's nothing, it's just that by the way, it stunned the people of the whole house." ”

I...... I swear! I must be a good baby in this life, especially listen carefully to the doctor!

But after thinking about it, in "Glory of Kings", there doesn't seem to be such a powerful doctor? And the only doctor, Bian Que, is a poison maniac. I don't know if the two of them are related.

We swaggered out of the Prince's Mansion and into the street, turning around and arriving at an ordinary house.

Walking into the room, I bowed to Lao Langzhong one by one: "The medical immortal is above, thank you for saving your life!" Please bow down to me! ”

The old man smiled weirdly: "Who said I saved you?" ”

I was stunned: "But I was indeed taken out of the Prince's Mansion by you at great length." ”

"Oh, you misunderstood. The old man just wants to find a quiet place to study your head slowly. ”

Depend on! I trusted you so much just now!

I immediately jumped up: "Old man! I'll tell you the truth! My brain, my brain, but I can squirt! ”

The old man asked strangely, "Why?" ”

"Because, because my brain has been in water since I was a child! So if you're not afraid of being sprayed in my head, I advise you to dispel this idea! ”

"A squirting brain? Unheard. Originally, the old man thought that we were destined and planned to let you go. Now the old man is very interested. Come, stick your head out. ”

Stretch out your sister! I'm not a nervous person, how can I reach out and open your skull.

It seems that the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young has to be put aside. I rolled up my sleeves and said, "Old man, don't blame me for being rude, you brought it all on yourself!" ”

Lao Langzhong smiled even more happily: "That relationship is good, the old man hates others being polite to me the most." ”

You, you're sick, old man! Get out! I raised my fist and was about to smash it at the old man. But halfway through it, I fell to the ground, for I suddenly had no strength! I can't even speak!

"Falling into the hands of my Changsangjun, no one has ever escaped!" After speaking, the old man took out the two-inch-long knife from the medicine box and walked towards me step by step, "Come, it will be fine soon." ”

It's really going to hit the streets this time! Xiao Fang, come and save me!

However, Xiao Fang in his arms still didn't move at all. And the old man had already squatted down, and slowly moved the knife up to my Heavenly Spirit Cover.

My eyes went black when I boarded, and I was directly stunned!