Chapter 070: Hitting a Jerk Off with an Orchid Finger
"Uh-huh." Chen He replied casually, turned around, turned his back to Wei Du, and ignored his harassment.
Wei Du raised his eyebrows, "Chen He." ”
"Uh-huh." Chen He continued to arch his body forward, getting farther and farther away from Wei Du.
Wei Du narrowed his eyes and stretched out his hand.
Chen He moved forward.
"Bang-" With the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, Chen He rolled off the bed.
Wei Du calmly withdrew his hand.
"......" Chen He covered his waist and glared at Wei Du angrily.
Wei Du shrugged innocently, "I wanted to catch you." ”
"Forget it, I understand, you are short and short-handed, forgive you." Chen He got up from the ground and began to get dressed, "The sissy in the Internet café is shorter than you." ”
"Who's the sissy?" Wei Du hadn't seen this person in an Internet café yet.
"Wang Fu." Chen He quickly got dressed and walked into the bathroom to prepare to wash.
Wei Du was stunned, "Why a sissy?" ”
Chen He poked his head out with a toothbrush in his mouth, and said with a serious face, "Because Yuzu said that he had seen him jerk off." ”
"There's nothing more manly than that." Wei Du was even more confused.
Chen He pursed his lips, "But have you ever seen someone jerk off with an orchid finger?" ”
Wei Du: "......"
When Chen He washed up, Wei Du's mind was still infinitely looping the picture of Wang Fu holding his orchid fingers.
Chen He threw himself directly on the bed.
Wei Du waited for three minutes, but he didn't see Chen He change his posture, and finally spoke, "I thought that when you took a bath, it meant that you were ready to go downstairs." ”
"You take a shower in your life just to do something as meaningless as going downstairs?" Chen He gave him a blank look.
Wei Du straightened his clothes, "In order to purify his soul?" ”
"It's too philosophical." Chen He sighed with emotion.
"That's to jerk off with an orchid finger secretly." Wei Du has been completely brainwashed by this picture.
"Not really." Chen He turned over, lay on the bed, and spread his limbs lazily.
Wei Du looked down at her back, raised his eyebrows, and asked after a pause, "Or do you need me to think on a deeper level?" ”
Chen He didn't think that Wei Du would find so many reasons, so he turned back at the moment and looked at Wei Du with interest, "For example?" ”
"For example...... Washed up and lay on the bed in front of a man who was in the middle of puberty's normal physiological and psychological impulses......" Wei Du paused before continuing, "Is it to invite me?" ”
"If you don't say it, I thought you were physically and mentally out of balance." Chen He sneered.
"I'll give it to you a chance." Wei Du was not angry, he said with a smile, and sat on the edge of Chen He's bed, wanting to pull her up, "I've taken a bath, it's time to go down." ”
"Don't!" Chen He directly refused, "Without the flying bun, I will never go downstairs." ”
"Bun?" Wei Du was shocked by this sudden new term.
Chen He took out a diagram of a flying bun that made people dizzy just by looking at it and put it in front of Wei Du.
"I see." Wei Du stood up and walked outside, and when he came back, he was holding a big mess in his arms and threw it directly on the bed.
"What the hell are these?" Chen He watched it for a long time and didn't understand what Wei Du was going to do.
"This is the black thread, which is used to wrap around the wire to make the basic form of the flying bun, and then use glue and transparent tape to fix it on your head, as for the ink, because you have a high hairline, you can apply some and pretend that you also have a lot of hair." Wei Du explained to Chen He with great interest.
Chen He's whole person was a little bad.
Why is it such an unreliable thing, this person is still so serious when he talks about it.
Wei Du had already begun to prepare, "By the way, do you like to fly higher or shorter?" Fly left or right? ”
Seeing that Wei Du had the idea of getting those strange things on his head, Chen He jumped directly from the bed and stared at him vigilantly, "I thought about it, it's better for a good-looking person like me not to fly." ”
Wei Du sighed in disappointment, "I've always thought you look better when you fly." ”
"It's not good to fall short." Chen He did not back down.
The two went downstairs noisily, and Yuzu and the others were fighting with the people of Jinghua Shuiyue.
Before I arrived at the front desk, I could hear Wang Fu's roaring voice, "Don't coward, him, I'll go around and I will go around!" ”
Yuzu followed stealthily and secretly, "It's a level forty candle dragon." ”
"Don't be afraid. I'm coming, I'm coming. Wang Fu pressed the keyboard crackling, "Go up, stun him, sleep him, fast, do it." ”
"Power Lord, I'm only level thirty-nine." Yuzu wanted to cry and watched without tears as she was directly ravaged to death by the other side.
Wang Fu rushed over and took away the candle dragon's head, and then he reacted, "Ah, I saw that your assassin was so big, and I thought that the rank was higher than him." ”
Yuzu: "......"
"The reason why the yuzu is big is because the yuzu is a moon and a half wood." Chen He held his waist and found a position close to the front desk.
Wei Du sat down next to her.
Yuzu looked at Chen He's hand holding his waist with a strange expression, "Trembling, what's going on with your waist?" ”
"You ask him." Chen He impatiently pointed at Wei Du on the side.
Wei Du turned on the computer and replied with a smile, "Well, my fault. ”
Yuzu's whole person is a little bad.
It's daytime, in broad daylight, under the bright sky, there is such a fornicating thing happening!
Yuzu's face turned blue for a while, and the red changed several times before he said with difficulty, "Pay attention to your body, tremble." ”
"I'm fine." Chen He waved his hand and entered the game.
Yuzu was moved by Chen He's professionalism.
Chen He suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen Longqi all day, and couldn't help but look back at Wang Fu, "What about your wife?" ”
Yuzu's eyes widened, "Power lord, do you have a wife?" ”
"......" Wang Fu was seen by Yuzu's resentful eyes, his legs tightened, "It's an ex-girlfriend." ”
"Scumbag." Yuzu said disdainfully.
Wang Fu looked confused.
Yuzu snorted coldly, "Those who turn girlfriends into ex-girlfriends are scumbags." ”
"Why didn't I know you were so disciplined?" Wang Fu asked in surprise.
"Just for you." Yuzu said seriously.
Chen He didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and clapped his hands, "Well said." ”
Wang Fu measured the combat effectiveness of both sides, and decisively gave up the idea of continuing to fight, "I sent her back last night." ”
Chen He was puzzled.
Wei Du lowered his voice and said in her ear, "Longqi is Lingfeng's, and Lingfeng's base is in Yubei. She should be back at base. ”
Yuzu saw Chen He and Wei Du biting their ears, and couldn't help but stand up, "Great God, what are you hooking up with others in front of me?" ”
"We're talking about how many levels you have." Wei Dumian does not change color.
"I'm thirty-nine, and I'm forty-one." Yuzu replied truthfully.
Wei Du smiled and narrowed his eyes, "That's just right, we can go to brush the Forest of the Phoenix Nest." ”