"Poof!"

All the audience squirted, and many of them spit out all the snacks they had not swallowed in their mouths on the heads of the people in front of them.

The people in front didn't care, they were already dumbfounded.

"I'll you! Hee-hee! ”

"Your uncle, what kind of fairy tale lyrics are you singing!"

"Isn't this a tragic song contest! What do you mean by a song? ”

"Even if you come to 200 people to cry for you in the back, I can't hear the meaning of pathos in this song!"

"Great God, you failed to cross the catastrophe and were struck by lightning!"

"Am I crazy, or are you crazy."

Lu Huacai also went crazy, and scolded: "Are you sick, you sing fairy tales, I can understand, what the hell are you singing!" ”

"Smack!"

Mo Xie's backhand was a slap in the face to Lu Huacai: "What song Lao Tzu sings, it's your business!" ”

Lu Huacai covered his face, with a look of resentment, he couldn't remember how many times he was beaten by this guy, he had to laugh at this guy for a while.

In the eyes of everyone's incredulous eyes, Mo Ye actually started singing, and he sang while drinking beer, just like in KTV.

"Hee-he

“1 2 3 go”

"Uh-huh, cold-hmm, h-hmm, h-hmm, h-hmm"

"Oh my heart"

"Wait, wait, wait, dream, dream, crazy, crazy"

"Please take mine and send it back to me"

"I'll spit out if I eat mine"

"The Record in the Twinkle Red Star"

"It becomes the dialogue at this time"

"If you owe me, I'll make it up"

"If you steal mine, give it to me"

"You and I are in love like a fist"

"It's a guess every time...... Alas"

Mo Xie sings very highly, and he is the only one who can sing the concert in the style of cheap KTV!

But the audience cried inexplicably, and even the reason was inexplicable.

"That stupid guy behind me, you didn't eat my stuff, why did you vomit me just now! Woooooo My new clothes! ”

"Wow! Boss, when will you give me the wages you owe me! ”

"Oh my girlfriend! You can send me back that rich second generation! ”

"People are like a fist in love, why is my love always like farming, and my head is always a little green!"

"Ahh It hurts, it hurts! You stomp on my feet for the hair! ”

……

Lu Huacai also cried, he really cried: "Mom! The Celestial Empire is so scary! Why is a song so sad to sing! I'm going back to Korea! The Celestial Empire is not a place for people! ”

The end of the song.

Mo Xie listened to the crying that gradually stopped, looked at the remaining beer, and laughed: "I sang happily today, I will give you another song "Poor Happy". ”

"Little people, the wind and water are rising"

"Love the poor and be happy every day"

"The soul of the free, it's not serious."

"Hee-hee-ha-ha, we're poor and happy"

"Who am I that small, who is strong and alive Li Kui"

"The handsome race is too fierce, Zhang Fei rolls out the felt, and the hairstyle is bright and black"

"It is to go south and north, and the temperament is outstanding and outstanding"

"The Yangtze River and the Yellow River have drunk water and firecrackers, and landmines have kissed their mouths"

"But I am very haggard and full of whims"

"Have you ever dug coal in the West Mountain or have you seen a ghost in the East Mountain (really?) )”

"This life is too short to be tired, to be drunk today (ah, yes!) )”

"To not cry and laugh out loud, to not be annoyed and to laugh loudly"

So everyone cried again in his joyful singing.

"The handsome man in this is too fierce, Zhang Fei is talking about me! Why am I so ugly! ”

"I've dug coal in the West Mountain! It's really bitter there! “

"I didn't see a ghost in Dongshan, I really saw a ghost today, I kept crying for Mao!"

"Wine! I'm a wine seller, why am I not happy! ”

"I'm really poor! But I'm not happy either! ”

Lu Huacai snorted and cried loudly on the ground: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, please let me go!" I'll give you all your income today, and you'll make me poor and happy, okay! I really don't want to cry anymore! ”

"Okay!"

Mo Ye immediately nodded in agreement, and then strode away with tens of millions of ticket money and Li Ying, who was also crying.

left an audience that cried inexplicably for a long time.

This group of viewers looked left and right, all with tears in their eyes, all of them looking confused.

Then I don't know who shouted: "This is Lu Huacai's concert, it must be Lu Huacai's bastard, everyone smashes him!" ”

Then I saw countless chocolates flying in the air, crackling and smashing all on Lu Huacai's body.

Lu Huacai didn't bother to hide, squatted in the pile of chocolate like Rexiang and cried: "Why is it always me who is injured!" The Celestial Empire is so scary! Mo Ye is so scary! Who said that the people of the Celestial Empire were stupid and had a lot of money! I'm going to beat him to death! ”

Mo Xie took Li Ying all the way back to the hotel, not for anything else, just now the analyst called him and said that the hotel couldn't be cleaned up, and the fight was about to start.

"I'll go! So many people! ”

As soon as Mo Xie entered the hotel, he was stunned, there were not many people here when he left, but now it is actually densely packed with people, and one by one is not too hot, while wiping his head and sweating profusely, he squeezed forward with the general's belly.

"What's going on? I heard there's a fight here? ”

Mo Xie casually grabbed a person who had just been squeezed out and asked, he was a little puzzled, seeing that these people didn't look like they were fighting!

"Little brother, you don't know!"

The person who was pulled by Mo Ye glanced at Mo Ye up and down, and when he saw his student-like face, he relaxed his vigilance and said with a smile: "This is not a fight, today the legendary sixth class of the shogunate is said to have held a tender here with the consent of their boss slut." ”

"Bidding?" Mo Xie touched his head, I didn't put any projects outside! Why did you still recruit the bid.

"That's right! It's a bidding, a bidding for these talents! It is said that Zhang Yongshou has already taken the lead and abducted two, don't they all squeeze forward, don't I tell you, I will work hard! ”

While the man was talking to Mo Ye, another hungry tiger pounced and pounced into the sea of people.

As a result, within two seconds, this guy was squeezed out again, and his face was full of indignation: "Made! If I hadn't exercised for a few years, I would definitely be the first one! ”

"Don't squeeze, you tell me which one you want, and I'll help you ask."

Mo Ye looked at him sweating profusely and panting, and smiled bitterly, as for it!

"Alright, little brother, don't brag, you think you're a slut! And help me talk about it. But it doesn't hurt to tell you, I don't have any ideas about those awesome people, and I can't afford that price, so I just want that cleaner. ”

The fat man shook his head and said, "But it seems that there is no play, and the guys in front are also running for the cleaners." ”

"Cleaner? Do you want him to do it? Except for being able to clean up the, no! ”

Mo Ye rolled his eyes when he heard this, if he said that he wanted the doctor to take care of them, he could still understand that he was only for the cleaner to be so desperate now, and he was not the only one who came for the cleaner.