Chapter 38: Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger
It was evening, and it was still very bright, but the camp was already bustling with activity. In the distance, you can hear the sound of fists and shouts.
Alas, the main general 250, how good can the soldiers be. At this time, if the pseudo-blood clan poured out, wouldn't the entire military camp be served in one pot, and then all the soldiers would become their meal?
Alas, I'm not a soldier under 250, so it's useless to be in a hurry.
Calculating the time, only about half an hour has passed since that battle, and the battlefield should not be cleaned up so quickly. I hurried in the direction of the pit.
Fortunately, from a distance, I saw a group of sappers busy in the pit. I hurried to the nearest pit. However, the imaginary scene of a group of sappers burying the corpses did not appear, but only three or four sappers were pouring oil on the ground.
"Dude, what are you doing?"
A sapper looked up at me strangely; "Who are you?"
"Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm a friend of the divine doctor Bian Que, and I'm here with him to solve this plague."
"That's right." The sapper bowed his hand to me and said, "We have been ordered by the general to pour oil into these pits. ”
"Pour the oil? To burn the monster's corpse? ”
The sapper smiled: "Childe said it was funny." After the strange thing is killed, it will immediately turn into an ordinary dried corpse and bury it on the spot, so why burn it in one fell swoop? ”
"Why is that?"
"Although his status is low, he has also guessed the general's intentions. Naturally, it was to prevent those monsters from attacking the camp at night. ”
That's right! I slapped my head and felt so stupid. Flames are meant to be continuous damage, and they are all nemesis for true and false blood armor. It turned out that although the 250 general was a little rough, he was still quite good at fighting.
"Okay, blame me for being a shallow learner. By the way, when you were on the battlefield and when the monsters died, did you ever see the red blood mist on them? ”
"No, besides, how can I and other sappers be qualified to go to the battlefield."
"Okay. What does the dried corpse of the monster look like when it dies? I'm curious. ”
The corners of the sapper's mouth twitched, probably thinking, "The people in the city really know how to play." But he granted my wish by pulling five or six pieces of earth with a shovel, revealing several shriveled corpses underneath.
"Thank you. Another day, I have time to come to Bian Que Medical Center to sit down. I said politely.
"Yes, definitely."
Forget it, there shouldn't be any problems here.
When I returned to the barracks and looked for the most lively place, I saw a chicken leg in my left hand and a wine glass in my right hand, and I was "I" one by one with the black fat 250 general who was talking to his subordinates.
He also glanced at me and said, "Isn't this the little brother next to the divine doctor?" You smell meat and wine from all this distance? ”
"No, just asking the general about something." I said awkwardly.
"Hey, there's no business at the celebration party. The person who came is a guest, Adjutant Li, look at the seat! The general gave the order, and immediately a tall man with long legs and strong legs went to set it up.
"Huh? How come there are two Adjutant Lee? ”
"The original one, my physique was not good, and I fainted after running a few steps. I have already sent someone to send him back to Qufu to heal his injuries. Alas, they all said that they didn't talk about business, and we were each fined three glasses of wine! ”
I sat on the newly arranged mat and watched the fat black general "gurgling" after drinking three glasses of wine, and I had no choice but to drink three glasses with my head bored.
"Hey, it tastes good." After drinking, I smashed my mouth and found that this wine was not only low in alcohol (ancient winemaking technology was not high), but also sweet, strangely delicious. I poured another glass, but Xiao Fang jumped down and licked it beautifully in front of the wine glass.
"It's really a hero out of a teenager, and his face still doesn't change after drinking three cups, even the cats he raises. Generals, you can be compared. ”
"How can you!" "Not convinced! "Dare to come here to compare the amount of wine, I'm tired of it!" "Immediately, a group of fierce generals wearing high-grade armor carried wine jugs and surrounded me.
I was dumbfounded, just to ask about something, how did I become the public enemy of fighting wine in the blink of an eye?
"Don't dare to drink? Bad seeds! A general said disdainfully.
"Yes, how can the general's seat be given to the faint-hearted?" Another general said.
I wipe it, I want it too! Now that it has been said that this is the case, it is necessary to fight to the death: "Hmph! I didn't want to bully you, but since you all said so, let's make a lottery! Whoever drinks and falls down after a while will have to strip naked and run around the barracks! Also, wheel battles are not allowed, because it's too unfair, so I can only drink with a maximum of three opponents! If I don't agree to the above conditions, I'd rather die than drink. ”
"Good! All agreed! "They are all bloody men, and at home, they naturally won't be afraid.
Hehe, a group of old antiques, do you know what it means to burn a knife and a second pot head? I think that when the team was first established, I often had to socialize, and as the captain, I naturally had to frequently block wine for the team members. At first, I almost drank until my stomach was perforated, but then I got used to it, and the amount of alcohol increased, and then I was not happy with a few bottles of wine above 60 degrees at each dinner.
"Who's coming first?" I said, carrying the flask.
"Me!" "Me! "Me! The generals immediately began to sign up enthusiastically.
And I randomly clicked on a big black one: "It's you!" ”
The man came out of the crowd and said with a wicked smile: "Boy, I am in the top five in the barracks for drinking, and you are unlucky to order me at the beginning!" ”
"Hehe, it's you who picked it! Do it first! After saying that, I directly took the flask and poured it into my mouth. After drinking, someone immediately handed over a new jug of wine.
The big black man said, "Refreshing! I'll come too. With that, he drank all the wine in his jug.
So, we went back and forth, and when I drank the twelfth pot, the big black man on the opposite side finally staggered and collapsed.
Cao Mo immediately applauded and said, "Good amount of alcohol, I like people who can drink the most." Someone came, woke up the horse captain, and stripped him of his clothes. ”
When the big black guy was unlucky, I quickly excused myself to release the water. No way, although the alcohol content is not high, but the amount is large. When I came back, I looked at the big black man with a swarthy body, and immediately laughed with the generals.
The big black man said in a daze: "General, general, can you not go?" ”
Cao Mo sneered: "The military order is like a mountain. Either go for a lap now, or hit the ground and pick one yourself! ”
Needless to say, the big black man had to cover his face and run out of the camp.
I duly lifted the flask again: "Who else?" ”
This time, the people who responded were not so much, and many people took the opportunity to retreat. After all, they all realized that it didn't matter if I played the real character or not, and it was the most terrible thing for the general to suddenly become serious.
But there are still three or four responses. I ordered another random one. The man's attitude was not bad: "I am in the top three in the military camp in terms of alcohol, please give me advice." ”
Half an hour later, I fought eighteen pots to win. The man was also free, and after being splashed awake, he stripped naked and ran naked.
I went to drain the water again, and when I came back, I felt dizzy.
Sure enough, his old man was right, quantitative changes cause qualitative changes. You don't want to stumble and shoot yourself in the foot tonight, do you?
But we can't lose our momentum, I raised the flask again: "Who else is not afraid of death?" ”
This time, there was only one person who answered, and that was the top general here: "This wine is really exciting, and my blood is boiling." The last spot, no one should compete with me! General Black Fat 250 said as he stepped down from the chairman. At the same time, he also carefully instructed the adjutant: "You take the men and horses to inspect the front of the battle, lest those monsters damage my Yaxing." ”
"Command!" After saying that, the adjutant left, and 250 came.
I'm really afraid of something, but I still said: "Don't cut me off the sacrificial flag when the general makes a fool of himself later." ”
"Why, it should be that you will make a fool of yourself later, don't blame me."
With that, we each drank a pot of wine. This time we drank very quickly, and in just ten minutes, we each drank thirteen pots of wine. But I myself was even more dizzy, and when I looked at the other side, my face still didn't change.
"It's over, it's going to be a late holiday." I groaned inwardly and took the last jug of wine.
But in my dictionary, there are only those who drink and never drink to be afraid!
I was about to raise the wine jug and prepare to accept the fate of running naked, when there was a sudden noise outside the big tent, and a soldier immediately broke in and knelt down on one knee in front of Cao Mo: "Report!" A large number of monsters poured out of the village! ”
Cao Mo put down the flask and said with a regretful face: "It seems that we can only compete next time." The generals listened to the order and went with me on the march. ”
I quickly breathed a sigh of relief.
The soldiers here are still preparing. The previous adjutant ran in in a panic: "Report! In order to catch more monsters for experiments, the divine doctor is already under siege! ”
Depend on! Without saying it earlier, I held back my dizziness and hurriedly ran out of the tent and ran to the location of the deep pit on the battlefield, and Xiao Fang naturally followed closely and jumped on my shoulder.