Chapter 32: You won't believe it
"Finished calling?"
Mikoto Misaka listened to the silence outside and closed the showerhead.
In the spirit of not wasting resources, she washed her hair casually.
After all, this is the most exclusive hotel, and the body soap prepared is of course quite a high-priced type.
It's worth the money.
As a girl, it was a big brand that made Mikoto Misaka feel distressed when she looked at it, and it was rare to be able to use it today, so she simply used it.
By the way, in the shampoo commercial, the hair will become dark and shiny after washing, kirakira, and shiny.
In reality, there is certainly no such exaggerated effect.
If you ask why—
First, Mikoto Misaka's hair color is chestnut, it's not black hair at all, how can it be that it turns black after washing your hair, this is not shampooing, it's called hair dyeing.
Second, her hair couldn't even reach her shoulders, let alone sway around like a TV advertising star, and she couldn't talk about it without those little droplets.
"When a girl takes a bath, don't she take off her clothes? Learned new, useless knowledge. ”
Kawajin smiled bitterly and teased her.
There was nothing wrong with this move, and the bitterness in his smile was entirely due to the fact that he had just learned something strange.
I am not a human being, and I have actually accepted this.
He originally felt that no matter what the truth was, he was fine.
In fact, he himself once joked that he couldn't be a monster of the Cthulhu system.
As a result, the inside story suddenly broke out now, and he was actually a book.
Oh my God, that's an explosion.
If you say this to someone else without a beginning or end, it will definitely be taken as a joke.
Now Kawajin can somewhat understand why Director Kamiya has never mentioned this identity to him.
Really, if this man really said this from the beginning, he would definitely treat him as an idiot and fool, thinking that there was something wrong with his brain research and that he needed to cut it open and treat.
Now, Kawajin is in the same dilemma.
If she told Mikoto Misaka now that she was actually a book, and that it was the kind of book that was very famous in China, she would probably be greeted with a wonderful sense of gentleness with her caring eyes.
Very unpleasant feeling......
So, he chose to make fun of her casually.
Think about it this way......
This casual character really doesn't look like the character of a cold killing machine.
Previously, Kawajin had always understood that this was his multiple personalities. After all, as a spy, in order to infiltrate the other party's country flawlessly and not be discovered, he often needs to prepare more [one face].
What I didn't expect was that they were really two completely different people.
"What's your business, it's not a topic to discuss girls' baths now, is it?"
Mikoto Misaka glared at him, and the topic was raised.
She sat on the edge of the bed, her elbows propped up on her thighs, her wrists propped up on her chin, and she had an expression of "let's sit down and have a good talk".
"What the hell is going on? Are you getting into trouble again? ”
"No...... It's not so much a hassle ......"
Yes, strictly speaking, it's not much of a hassle.
He was used to being dragged into battle for some reason. Fighting is not a hassle.
"What's that?"
"Hmm...... The topic of life experience? Yes. Misaka, let me give you an analogy. For example...... You're eating a burger right now. ”
"Hmm."
"I suddenly told you that the fried chicken in the burger you eat is not fried chicken, what do you think?"
"Huh?"
Mikoto Misaka was confused by this extremely abstract example, her mind spun for a moment, and she asked in confusion, "Think I'm being ...... Fraudulent? ”
"Ah...... Blame me, the example isn't quite right. For example...... Misaka, you suddenly realize that you are not actually Misaka. What would you think? ”
"Ha ???"
"Ah, for example, you're not Mikoto Misaka, you're your clone, your clone is you, you're your sister. This feeling. ”
“………… Ha?! ”
Mikoto Misaka only felt that this example was even more incomprehensible than the one just now, what do you mean that I am my sister??!!
"You, what the hell are you trying to say? Don't use this kind of nonsense. ”
"Ah...... That is, if I told you that I am not the god of Chuan, what would you think? ”
"So what are you? Clones? ”
I've been dealing with clones too much lately, and with the example of the clone just now, Mikoto Misaka paused for a moment, feeling as if she understood what he meant.
This person, in fact, is also a clone, this feeling?
"Ah, no...... It's not such a simple question...... Let's put it this way, what would you think if I told you that I wasn't human? ”
“…… Earnest? ”
"Seriously."
Chuan Shen rarely showed a serious expression and nodded seriously.
Mikoto Misaka couldn't help but think about it seriously......
"How so...... Although this is not a good sound...... But I always feel that the unexpected can be accepted. ”
Mikoto Misaka looked at him with a tangled expression.
The person in front of him has the ability and strength, he is handsome and has a good personality. In addition to liking to play tricks on people, it can be seen as a pretty good friend. Moreover, friendship seems to be valued very much.
Such an excellent person is not an earthling, but it is understandable.
Of course, the fundamental reason that really makes Mikoto Misaka believe that he is not an earthling is that Kawajin's strange self-healing ability is too scary. The wounds on the body will heal almost with breathing, which is not the self-healing ability that humans should have.
"So, what planet are you from? If you dare to say that then the Memesis, I will definitely electrify you. ”
As soon as she thought of his character, Mikoto Misaka immediately added a sentence to prevent him from saying anything inconsequential.
"Hmm...... It's a little subtle. It's not about aliens...... I mean...... If...... Am I not human at all? ”
"What about you...... What is it? ”
Mikoto Misaka smiled, as if she felt that the question was ridiculous.
He looked him up and down and asked, "Could it be that it's a slime or something like a mimic demon?" ”
"Ah...... Isn't it a little more abstract? ”
"Succubus or vampire?"
"Uh, don't think about it in terms of human form?"
"Minotaur or Chimera?"
"How many games have you played......
Chuan Shen complained weakly.
"You have to take care of it! By the way, didn't you ask me to guess the riddle! So, what the hell is going on! You explain it to me! ”
Kawajin smiled bitterly, he didn't seem to hide it from her, but he really didn't know how to speak.
After thinking for a while, touching the non-existent beard on his chin, he thought for a while, and finally said, "I mean...... What if I was the Magic Book? ”
The biggest, and most absurd, unfolded is coming.
To admit this, Mikoto Misaka must first admit the existence of magic.
Sure enough, Mikoto Misaka showed an expression like an idiot.
Yes, in the stronghold of science, talking about magic really gives people a subtle feeling.
Kawajin Hibiki is not the kind of person who will hide this kind of identity mystery. Although it is a bit too good to say this, he firmly believes that his friends have a good relationship with him, not because he is a human being, but because he is really good. This bond will not change because of the change of one's identity.
It's just that I really don't know how to explain it.
After all, he doesn't understand it himself, so how can he explain it to others?
"Anyway, you better explain it to me first...... ...... from scratch"
Mikoto Misaka sighed, her already messed up brain was now even more messed up by him, especially with the two weird examples of Hamburg and her being her sister, and she couldn't understand what was going on.
Kawajin figured it out for a while, and it seemed that there was only one way.
So, I explained it to her.
If it can be brief, it will be brief, considering her relationship with bee-eating, it also dilutes the relationship between bee-eating assistance.
Probably a little bit of a brief.
Mikoto Misaka supported her chin with her hands, and suddenly there was a thrill.
"You just mean...... The one I saw you before...... It's actually something like a zombie, right? ”
"I'd be sad if you just pulled out a gun and shot me in the head."
Mikoto Misaka's expression is subtle.
She wasn't sure if she should trust him.
After all......
This man often jokes and half-truths, so Mikoto Misaka can't pay attention to it, this unbelievable thing, is his real situation? Or is it just another joke? When he really believes, he will say, "You actually believed?" Hahahaha" or something?
She waited for a long time, but Kawajin didn't show a similar expression.
"Anyway...... Isn't this a joke? Magic books or something, Taiping...... What's that? Also true? Mercenary, I believe it. But the resurrection of the dead or something, do you think it's a shonen manga? ”
"Well, that's why I don't want to say it, don't talk about you, I don't believe it myself. But that's the answer our director gave me just now...... Of course, it cannot be ruled out that the grandson is lying to me. ”
Kawa Kamiki Hibiki could only sigh when he thought of the attitude of Director Kamiya.
"Well, it seems, that's not what I can ask...... So, what about replicants? What's the deal with your clone? ”
I couldn't figure out the origin of the Kawajin, and Mikoto Misaka shifted the problem to this point again.
"The institute was invaded once before, and the materials were looted at that time, probably at that time. My DNA profile was stolen. By the way, among the people who came over at that time were clones who were bee-eaters. ”
"Tsk...... It's a clone of that woman again. ”
Mikoto Misaka was unpleasant, and it could be seen that the relationship between these two people was really not good.
"So, now...... What are you going to do? ”
Mikoto Misaka's question made Kawajin pause: "What how?" ”
"Knowing your background and knowing your own clone, what are you going to do? Alas - who made you do me a favor last time? If you are really so troubled and need my strength, I can also consider helping you. ”
Mikoto Misaka made excuses, and her face flushed slightly. I finally have a chance to help Kamikawa God. You can return the favor to him.
The fact that he fought to the death for himself and one party was something Mikoto Misaka couldn't let go of so far.
If you can help him solve his clone thing, then everything will be ......
By the way, his clone isn't a woman?
Mikoto Misaka suddenly thought of this again, and a little unhappy feeling suddenly rose in her heart.
Wait a minute? Have you seen a male version of the Kawajin clone before?
Mikoto Misaka chuckled in her heart, and suddenly had a bad idea.
"Help me...... But, Misaka, don't you still have the Daba Star Festival to compare? ”
"Is this the time to talk about this?"
Mikoto Misaka asked angrily, is she that kind of person in his heart? For example, if a friend who is deeply distressed, will he give more priority to his own affairs?
Chuan Shenxiang also smiled and said, "That's right, you are such a good old man." Allow me to borrow your powers, then, Miss Misaka. When the time comes, it's up to you to hack into the other party's system. ”
Kawajin's words made Mikoto Misaka a little proud and a little happy.
She's not the kind of delicate girl who can only be guarded by others, she's a superpower person ranked higher than the Sichuan God.
"Anyway, the first step, I think, is to capture a robot that they're using."
Kawajin said so.
That kind of robot obviously has the ability to operate from a distance. That is, there must be a command that is giving orders to this machine.
It's just that if you use it to knock it down, the machine will self-destruct.
Only capture can be considered.
When the time comes, use Mikoto Misaka's superpower to directly reverse detect the opponent's position.
And then it's over.
Of course, if there is such a trouble, the Daba Star Festival will definitely be finished.
Shagawa Junior High School, which lost Kawajin, and Tokiwadai Junior High School, which lost Mikoto Misaka, are obviously stronger in the latter. After all, the background is here.
Kawajin sent a message to Satian Tears [I was sniped, and now I can't go back to school, so I can only hand it over to you. ], and then received a sad face emoji.
"What are you doing?"
Mikoto Misaka leaned over curiously, and Kawajin closed the phone.
"It's nothing, explain the matter."
Kawagami's behavior made her a little unpleasant, and there was always a ...... yes, he's texting girls.
Mikoto Misaka has finally awakened to a woman's best weapon: her sixth sense.
And the guess is very accurate.
However, Japan is a privacy-conscious country, and it is normal to not let others look at your phone. Mikoto Misaka can't say anything about him either
"Alright...... And then the question is...... How do we rest? ”
Kawajin smiled bitterly and pointed at Mikoto Misaka's ass.
The bed she sat on could be seen to be luxurious at a glance.
Of course, the front desk lady saw that two people came together, so she arranged a double room very intimately. It's the kind of place where there's only one big bed.
Of course, the bed is so big that four people can sleep not to mention two people. It's just that......
There is only one bed in the quilt.
"Of course you slept on the couch!!"