Chapter 2 My name is Bai Ze
Morgana and the other demons looked at the sleek man in front of them, their expressions were confused, and their hearts were close to collapse, as for what the man said just now, they didn't hear it at all.
"Huh?"
The man scratched the back of his head, and finally came back to his senses, but he was also a little confused. I was drunk in a human bar yesterday, and I vaguely heard the boss say that I wanted money, so I ran away and flew into the universe and fell asleep, how could I be here? And the creatures in front of him are obviously not the humans that Nuwa 'pinched'. Thinking of this, he pinched his chin in his hand and wondered.
"Hey! Who are you? No, what are you? ”
Morgana was the first to recover. So don't look over your head, try not to look at the man in front of you and ask. But thinking of the series of situations just now, I added another sentence.
The man in doubt heard the voice, and suddenly changed into the unfathomable appearance of pretending to be a 'magic stick' on the earth to cheat money. replied.
"I'm nothing, I say I'm God, do you believe it?"
"I believe it!"
Morgana thought about the previous situation and said firmly. The tone is unmistakable.
"Huh?"
This startled the man, and when he said that, he was ready to be taken as a psychopath by others. As a result, people really believed it!
"Don't you think I'm insane? Aren't all those who regard themselves as gods sick in this day and age? ”
Although the man pretended to be calm, the surprise in his tone could not be concealed.
"! Fart! The old lady is also a god! Who would dare when I was sick? Feed! Who, do you think I'm sick? ”
When Morgana heard the man's words, she was immediately displeased. As if to prove it to the man, he even looked back at his demon subordinates and asked with a vicious expression.
"No, the queen is a goddess!"
"Who dares to say that our queen is not a god, and that our queen is sick, I will fight with him!"
"Long live the Queen, the Goddess!"
The demons replied with a look of adoration on their faces like a group of little fans.
And just as Morgana said that she was also a god, a flash of excitement flashed in the man's eyes, and then he stared at Morgana's body tightly. Her gaze scanned back and forth over Morgana's body. Nor do they speak.
Morgana felt the man's gaze, and her heart straightened. Damn, this guy can't be a pervert.
And Ato, who was standing behind Morgana, saw this scene, and the fire in his heart suddenly came up. TM's self has been with the queen for so many years, and he is not embarrassed to look at it like this! This bare-haired!
"You're a god! My name is Bai Ze. What is your name? Do you have a boyfriend? Where do you live? Measurements... cough cough cough ......"
After Bai Ze confirmed, he excitedly reported his name and asked a series of questions, and in the end, he may have felt that some questions were inappropriate, so he desperately coughed to cover up his weakness.
As for Bai Ze, he was a little excited? How can this not be exciting? It's been billions of years, and I've finally seen a god like myself again! He was born at the beginning of chaos, and he had many friends like himself.
But a long, long time ago, he missed a major 'event' because he was drunk, and all his former friends disappeared, and only Bai Ze was the only god in the world.
Bai Ze, who was broken at that time, didn't know what he had missed, but Bai Ze, who regretted it, deeply felt that TM had missed the world.
The disheartened Bai Ze has always chosen to wander in the world, looking at these creatures created by his former friend Nuwa in the world, he can also recall a little about the chic and free days of the past, and use this to comfort himself.
So Bai Ze, who was already fond of wine, became an alcoholic. Billions of years have been spent in a blur. Until now, I have met 'God' again.
"Bai Ze? I'm Morgana, Lord of the Demons, and you can call me Queen. What do you think? Do you want to follow the old lady in the future? Very promising! ”
Morgana ignored Bai Ze's somewhat unreasonable questions, looked at Bai Ze's 'simple' appearance in front of her, and thought that he was a god anyway. I wanted to take it for my own use, so I looked up arrogantly and said, but my tone was like that of a child abductor.
"It's okay to mess with you, can you tell me where this is? And why am I here? ”
Bai Ze agreed to Morgana without even thinking about it, he has been lonely for billions of years, and he has met the 'same kind' again, I don't think anyone wants to try that kind of loneliness, right?
"I don't know exactly what happened, all I know is that you fell from the sky. …… And can you TM put on clothes and talk to the old lady! ”
Morgana gathered her thoughts and said, she wanted to carefully observe Bai Ze's divine body. It's just that something suddenly came to mind, and I didn't look back.
Bai Ze looked down when he heard this, his bare body was uncovered, and a breeze hit, and it was very cool to stand out from the crowd.
It's really embarrassing!!
I want to burrow back into the cracks in the ground where I just buried myself.
Bai Ze waved his hand, and a white dress appeared on his body. It's just the obstruction feeling that just exerted his divine power that made him frown slightly.
Adjusting his breathing, he looked at Morgana with a slightly unnatural expression and said. It seems that Rao is Bai Ze is so thick-skinned, and he can't ease up the embarrassment.
"Uh...... You can turn it around. ”
Morgana turned her head when she heard this, and she was a man in white clothes and silver hair, with a slender figure, and a red line on her forehead that looked like eyes. This line is like the finishing touch, adding a touch of bewitching beauty to Bai Ze's already handsome face. The whole person looks very beautiful!
Even the well-informed Morgana, who has lived for thousands of years since she was a child, has never seen such a 'beautiful' person. I couldn't help but be stunned, muttering in my heart. it! It's really a little handsome.
"You don't know, do you? I'll do the math myself. ”
Bai Ze didn't know why Morgana was stunned, and he didn't dare to think about it, just because he was too embarrassed just now. Embarrassed, he just wanted to divert his attention from what had just happened. So he pinched his fingers and remembered the magic he hadn't used for a long time. Fortune teller!
As for whether this magic is called fortune telling! Bai Ze said that he had forgotten about it. I only know the name given to this magic by the humans when I first made money from this.
Transporting the magic technique, Bai Ze once again found the feeling of blockage, but he didn't care, he just spent more divine power than usual to run the magic technique.
It didn't take long for Bai Ze to know the ins and outs. But after knowing everything, Bai Ze said from the bottom of his heart, I'll go to your uncle's!!
It turned out that after drinking the bar on the earth before, he vaguely heard that the boss was coming to settle the bill, and he quickly made a trick and ran away when he had no money......
Bai Ze, who had drunk enough wine, originally wanted to fly to the atmosphere to sleep as usual, but unexpectedly, after drinking a lot of fake wine, he made a mistake and drilled into the ground, and as a result, the earth was blown up by his meow!!
The powerful force of the planet explosion instantly stunned the unsuspecting self, and the excessive distortion of space after the explosion led to the appearance of a space-time black hole, sucking the unconscious self into it effortlessly!
Then he threw himself into another plane, which is here......
"Oops! Bai Ze, okay? Can you stop the ink. ”
Morgana stood alone beside Bai Ze and urged impatiently. The demons around her have long been sent back to the castle by her.
"yes, alright."
Bai Ze quickly came back to his senses when he heard Morgana's voice.
"Got it?"
"Well, got it!"
"What's going on?"
"Uh...... You could interpret that I had crossed over from another plane. ”
The corners of Bai Ze's mouth twitched. There's no way, you can't say that you blew up your house by drinking fake wine! I didn't blow myself up, but I blew it up! If such a humiliating thing is said, then I will really blow up in the future!!
"Oh. Let's go, follow the old lady to mix up your TM and drink spicy food in the future! ”
Morgana heard Bai Ze say that she had crossed over, and immediately believed it. After all, anything bullshit can happen in this day and age. just thought of Bai Ze's way of appearance, and said a silent sentence in his heart.
God TM Crossing!!