Chapter 326
As the spit got closer and closer to the shopkeeper's face, a smile rose on the ugly face of the Death Knife, revealing his gold-studded back molars, as well as large yellow teeth about the same color as the gold-inlays, and a tongue that was shorter than normal.
This thing looks really ugly, and it's even uglier when you laugh, how can you laugh when the front teeth and back molars leak out together, what a big mouth this must be.
That's right, his mouth is bigger, and it seems that with a little effort, he can grin to the root of his ears.
But he wasn't very ugly when he cried, of course, just compared to when he laughed.
Now he was crying again, for the shopkeeper did not know what tricks he had played, but he suddenly disappeared from his sight and suddenly appeared, and when he appeared, he was already standing in front of him.
Bah.
Sputum sticks to the doorframe.
"Wiped it off. One yard to one yard, you dirty my door, you have to wipe me, you want to kill the guest in my inn, I will help him buy his life. The shopkeeper said lightly.
"Wipe it, wipe it right away. "The Death Knife was frightened, this is to meet Xuan Xiu.
A cigarette ran forward, picked up his sleeves and rubbed it violently, and when he saw Li closely, he felt that the black paint on the door frame was going to be rubbed by him......
But it doesn't matter, no matter what the eyes of others are, the fatal knife can be calmly and unhurried, and those who are mixed in the rivers and lakes have no real skills, can they be done if they are not thick-skinned!
Obviously, no, he has practiced cheeky kung fu when he was a child. Oh, no, it's a thick kung fu, and being beaten is commonplace, and the flesh on the face and buttocks have long been calloused.
Zhang Hui was also looking at him and laughing at him. The fatal knife did not glare at his bare eyebrows, but smiled back, he couldn't see people accurately, but he looked at people in the same way very accurately, and knew that he was smirking at himself that kid and himself were actually the same number.
"Wiped clean?" The shopkeeper stepped forward, and the trotting hall followed, carefully examined it, and nodded: "The shopkeeper, no problem, it's just that the paint has lost some color." ”
"Ah, you are a little snort, how dare you talk nonsense, your hall is originally this color. A guy behind the Death Knife spoke, and he didn't have the eyesight to see it, and he couldn't even see the unusual relationship between the trot hall and the shopkeeper.
"Get out of here. The fatal knife scolded, and then smiled at the shopkeeper, and said: "Master, it's really late today, why don't I buy some good paint tomorrow, and come over to look at it with you. ”
"Don't talk about that useless, buy his life for more money, you make a price. Trotting Hall was very unhappy when he was scolded, and immediately pointed to the killing knife and scolded.
"What to buy, the master is too good at joking, your guest, how can I move, put him standing outside, I also owe it to consider, master, forgive the sin?"
The killer knife laughs really honestly, this has nothing to do with his acting skills, and of course it has nothing to do with his character, as long as his conditions are unique, he is heinous and heinous, and the rat really looks like an honest person.
"That's right!" he seemed to suddenly remember something, pointed to the diners present, and said: "You guys listen well, take this official road in the future, and say hello when you see people, that is, the shopkeeper of the post station here is Lao Tzu's old brother, who dares to come here to make trouble, the nine-ring knife in Lao Tzu's hand will be stuck in his neck the next day, and it is not biased at all!"
Everyone said that it was shameless, just because you still see others protecting the façade, you just want to take advantage of the benefits of other people's Xuan Xiu, so that you can make money and kill your life and suffer a few fewer punches and kicks when you encounter hard stubble.
This dog thing, it's shameless!
"Alright, don't say more, we don't have anything to do with each other. You are a bandit, killing people and goods, I am a common man who keeps to himself, open a small post house and a certain way to live, you still make a price, we don't owe each other after the price. The shopkeeper said.
"Don't mind, master, if you make a mistake, you have to give it a chance to change it, my heart is very sincere......!"
"No, you better hurry up and make an offer, or I'll close the door in a while." After the shopkeeper finished speaking, he ordered the trotting hall to prepare the money, and seeing what this meant, why is there really a situation where the price is to be offered.
It's confusing......
The fatal knife laughed a few times, and he didn't know what to say, he begged for mercy, and he wiped his phlegm, his attitude was definitely good, if he forced him, there would be only ......
"Shopkeeper, if you think this is going to happen, I'll tell you why I want to kill him and arrest him here, and promise that you won't blame me again after hearing this, and you have to help me. "The little eyes of the Death Knife were full of cunning.
"No, I only know that he is a guest in my inn, and I have the responsibility to ensure his personal safety, and it is useless for you to say it. The shopkeeper was very firm, and Zhang Hui echoed when he heard it, saying that the shopkeeper's Gao Yiyunyun was on the side.
"That's okay, Lao Tzu didn't say that he had to kill him, but what did you mean by forcing me to make a price? The life-killing knife was very depressed, and while thinking like this in his heart, he changed his mouth to another set of words: "Yes, yes, you are a good person and kind to the shopkeeper, you are a responsible man, and the little one admires him tightly." ”
"Offer. The trot was tired of hearing the sycophants of the fatal knife, and stepped forward to shout at the waist.
"Hey, the little fart cub who hasn't even grown hair dares to yell at me, this is really when Lao Tzu has a good temper, the dog jumps over the wall in a hurry, and the rabbit bites when he is in a hurry!"
"Tiger, don't talk too much here, go clean up the table. "Fortunately, the shopkeeper opened his mouth, or the fatal knife really couldn't open his mouth and shouted this little grandfather.
"Don't go, let him make a price, I'll buy other people's heads!" The tiger was furious, and he didn't know where such a big little kid learned to be jealous and hateful, and he still had this kind of routine.
Buying heads?
Is the head so easy to buy, how hard the background must be, how strong the strength is, to say straight to the point in front of the owner that he wants to buy the head of the family?
Hearing this, Li Xunlian was stunned and asked in surprise, "What do you say is that trotting hall called?"
Zhang Hui's spit was flying, and he was in the middle of his head, and was jumped by Li Xunlian, and instinctively wanted to scold his mother, but fortunately, the words came to his mouth and quickly took them back, otherwise he really didn't know what his fate would be.
"Uh...... It's called Tiger, and Childe also feels that the name of this trotting hall is very stupid, right, Tiger, hehe, I think it's almost the same as his name is called Little Donkey. Zhang Hui expressed his views on the tiger, and became excited as he spoke, and said: "You don't know the virtues of the trot, and you don't know who you learned from, as if you were a chivalrous hero, and what do you say that the characters he has seen can scare us cry just by saying their names, hey, what kind of person does that have to be, the 10,000-year-old turtle crawled out of the river?"
"Do you say yes?" After Zhang Hui finished speaking, he saw Li Xunlian looking at himself with a smile, and felt that these words might have been heard, which made the prince happy, so he was a little embarrassed, and asked again.
However, Li Xunlian's laughter is a profound laughter, and if the meaning he wants to express is to be replaced by a rhetorical question, do you think it's funny?
Of course, Li Xunlian, who is so funny, doesn't care, what he cares about is the 10,000-year-old turtle, what is the old turtle, that is a special term for scolding, although the real turtle family is not at fault, but the world likes to use the turtle king eight turtles to scold people.
If it was someone else, Li Xunlian wouldn't care, but this guy was talking about the person the tiger bragged about.
It's not right, it's accurate to say that the tiger didn't brag, maybe Li Xunlian appeared in front of those people, they wouldn't have any reaction, but if they knew the inn, knew what kind of existence the inn was, and what kind of person the innkeeper was, then it was estimated that they should pee.
Perhaps many people have forgotten about the tiger as a person, but here is just a mention of it.
In the past, Li Xunlian went to the barbarian land for the first time, and it was not them who met a trotter and shopkeeper there.
It was such a coincidence, the tiger and the shopkeeper got out of the crisis situation with the help of Li Xunlian, and Li Xunlian's suggestion at that time was to let them go to Shenjian Peak, of course, they did go at that time.
But then Li Xunlian has been busy outside, and the tiger shouted to come out to find Li Xunlian, the shopkeeper is not worried that he will come out, and it is impossible for the innkeeper to send someone to take care of this child, after all, he is not Gu Panxi Li Yanran, nor Hu Wan, and he can't enjoy such a high treatment.
The inn is a moral existence, but they are not the Bodhisattvas who save the suffering, and the ones who should be in charge will be in charge, such as the shopkeeper and the tiger, they are both capable of self-survival, even in troubled times, they also have such an ability.
Therefore, the big shopkeeper didn't want to keep them on the mountain, firstly, the relationship between them and Li Xunlian was not the kind of lifelong friendship, and secondly, it was impossible for the inn to raise idlers, not a single one.
Of course, the foundation of the second point is based on the first point, don't look at the big shopkeeper who is usually strict with Li Xunlian, but in fact, except for the four sword slaves, he is the most accustomed to Li Xunlian, from childhood to adulthood, and even to now, it is like this.
In addition, since it is said that the Four Sword Slaves, it is necessary to mention that Mei Wu must be the most fond of Li Xunlian, for Li Xunlian she can give up everything, life, chastity, anything important in her eyes is not as important as Gongzi. As for Kunshan, he is not the kind of pampering that Mei Wu, it is a kind of big brother-like care and enlightenment, he taught Li Xunlian a lot of truths, and at the same time, he has been sheltering Li Xunlian from the wind and rain before Li Xunlian can be alone, and after Li Xunlian has enough ability, it is not that Kunshan will not care. He still wanted to take care of it, but he didn't have a chance.
It is no exaggeration to say that if there is no Kunshan, Li Xunlian stays with Su Qimei all day long, his personality will be very perverse, because one of these two people spoils him unlimitedly, and the other teaches him is to grope for great wisdom from the stream, and this great wisdom is not easy to explore, if it weren't for Kunshan to help Li Xunlian eliminate the drawbacks from the side, it is estimated that he would not be able to fully comprehend the true meaning that Su Ke wanted to bring him.
Speaking of Su, this person is the weirdest, and he is also the strangest to Li Xunlian. He has the best relationship with Li Xunlian, of course, the so-called good thing is not that the relationship between the two is the deepest, deeper than the other three sword slaves, but that they can play together the most when they are embarrassed. Everyone is a lifelong friendship, in fact, it can't talk about the depth, the reason why it is described as "depth" is just an expression.
Let's say that Su has the best relationship with Li Xunlian, but in the eyes of others, Su has never taught Li Xunlian a little good thing, and even for a certain period of time, the big shopkeeper was a little against Li Xunlian and Su Chai.
But later, everyone slowly appeared. Su likes to talk nonsense, but the things he plays with Li Xunlian seem to teach Li Xunlian badly, and there are big truths in them.
This truth is difficult to see through, the so-called Xu Rulin, stretched in an orderly and orderly manner, the progress is slow, with an overall view. What he cultivated was Li Xunlian's scheming and analytical ability.
Everyone didn't know these things at first, and it was even possible that Su Qi himself didn't know, because he never admitted it, and almost never talked to Li Xunlian about his experience, it was completely nonsense.
You know, they're Xuan Xiu.
Okay, let's take a step back, Li Xunlian was not a Xuan Xiu when he was a child, but what about Su, his realm has always been based on the peak of Tianhe, and he can only be higher and cannot retreat. And this is still in response to the fact that he did not lift the ban.
is such a Xuanxiu powerhouse, who doesn't need to move the place to kill people, and even led Li Xunlian when he was a child to sneak into the mountain behind Shenjian Peak to plant vegetables and fruits, and raise animals to make trouble.
Stealing chickens while it was dark, and roasting them when they stole them. The dog raised by the gatekeeper appeared a few times, and they looked for an opportunity to take revenge on the poor flower dog.
It can be said that you want to be stubborn.
Of course, they wouldn't really do anything to the dog. The two of them are cheap, and they like to pick up the dog and scare it.
For this reason, Li Xunlian also deliberately said to the disciple who had a dog, he was young, very annoying and rebellious, disobedient, and always thought that he was right. After being taught a very severe lesson by the big shopkeeper on this matter, Li Xunlian began to change.
The time of change was the time when the big shopkeeper didn't let him play with Su Qi, and during that time, it was Huanfeng who accompanied him.
Huanfeng doesn't like to talk, and his feelings for Li Xunlian are indifferent. It may sound a bit incompatible with the words indifference and love, and it is true, but only in this way can the special nature of Huanfeng be described.
It can be said that his heart to protect his son is no worse than the other three sword slaves, but he is like this by nature, and I don't know if he can't express it or doesn't want to express it.
What do you mean by that?
The strength of the four sword slaves is equal, if you really want to be more serious, Su may be a little stronger, this is for the whole, individual strength is really not comparable, nourishing each other but restraining each other, they have never tried.
And what's the point of saying this?