After Zhou An kissed, he looked up as if nothing had happened, and began to massage the empress's head.

Because the empress was pillowed on his legs, he could feel that the empress's body suddenly stiffened and tensed for a while. Then she slowly relaxed, and the empress didn't say a word, but didn't say anything.

"Crunch, crunch......"

Zhou An heard a strange voice.

It seems to have come out of the empress's mouth.

Do you want to gnash your teeth like this?

Do you have the ability to beat me?

Zhou An's inner drama is very full, it can be said that he is very arrogant, and he dares to be arrogant in his heart, he does not dare to test the empress too much, although it is already too much to kiss.

The empress finally moved, she raised her hand and pressed it on her face, and touched it.

Then he propped his hands on the dragon bed, sat up sideways, twisted his head, looked at Zhou An with a faint gaze, took a deep breath, and said: "Xiao Anzi, you can do it, you dare to be rude to me as soon as I finish speaking, I can't control you, can you?" ”

"Sheng, you just spare Weichen, Sheng, you are all over the country and the city, just like the fairy in the sky has descended to the earth, dazzling, and the color is peerless, Weichen is just an ordinary man, and he was confused for a while, so he did such an outrageous thing, and I hope that the saint will forgive ......"

Zhou An is like a dog.

You must admit your mistakes, you must praise her, and you must praise her to death!

If this kind of thing is said to a woman who is disgusted with herself, or who has no feelings for herself, the more you say it, the more wrong it will be, and the more disgusting it will be, but if the woman is not disgusted with herself or has no feelings, but there are still pimples in her heart that she can't understand, or because she is shy and reserved and can't let go, these words are absolutely valid!

Very effective!

The empress was furious, and reached out and grabbed Zhou An's ear.

"It's against you, as soon as I finished speaking, you came nonsense, and you took Dong'er away from me to plot against me, right? If you grow up, you won't be honest, believe it or not, I castrated you with my own hands? ”

"Oops, it hurts, it hurts, Holy Lord, it's wrong......"

"Huh?! Who's wrong? ”

"Holy Lord, it's the minister's mistake, it's really wrong...... It's going to be pulled off. ”

The empress pulled Zhou An's ears and dragged them down, and Zhou An tilted her head and kept begging for mercy.

This is, of course...... loaded.

Of course it doesn't hurt.

Even if the empress is used as a pendant and hung on Zhou An's ears, it won't hurt, and the Tiangang Dharma body can't be broken.

"Humph!" The empress snorted coldly, and then let go of her hand.

He leaned over and kicked Zhou An again, then lay down again, and pinched Zhou An's thigh, pulling, as if to make Zhou An put on a correct posture, and she was uncomfortable.

Zhou An immediately straightened up, bowed, lowered, and pressed his head.

The empress closed her eyes and didn't move.

Hey! Get!

The empress is so easy to settle!

Zhou An pressed the empress for a while.

"Holy ......," Zhou An said softly.

"Uh-huh......" the empress replied nasally.

"Feel better?" Zhou An asked.

"It's uncomfortable." The empress's tone was cold and hard.

"How so? Where is not comfortable, the minister will give you a good press. Zhou An said with concern.

"I don't feel good." The empress's tone was very angry, "You traitor, you are becoming more and more presumptuous, I have said everything, and you are rude to me......" The more the empress spoke, the more angry she became, and she pinched Zhou An's thigh again.

Zhou An suddenly understood the empress's thoughts at the moment.

It is likely that she is afraid of losing "control" of Zhou An.

Once the two of them take that step, will Zhou An get out of control? In case of two people who have different opinions, who listens to whom?

Negotiation is another matter.

is afraid that the discussion will not be appropriate, no one will bow their heads, and the execution power is in Zhou An's hands.

"Holy Lord, the ministers know that they are wrong." Zhou An admitted his mistake again.

In fact, this matter is very incomprehensible, only time will prove everything, but admitting mistakes must be correct.

"I'm going to be by you." The empress muttered again, and when she said this, it meant that she was not so angry.

"The minion helps you rub it, your heart is uncomfortable, right?" Zhou An said these seemingly innocent words in a very natural tone, and then naturally stretched out his hand and reached in along the opening on the empress's belly pocket.

Give an inch and take a mile!

Syllable!

A crunch!

The empress slapped her heart and pressed Zhou An's hand through her belly pocket.

Then he looked up at Zhou An and squinted.

Zhou An is shameless.

The empress can make a crisp sound on the back of Zhou An's hand through her belly pocket, and you can imagine how hard she can use it.

"You dare!" The empress glared at Zhou An.

"Holy Lord, don't torture your ministers, okay? The minister thinks about you day and night, the soul is haunted by you, the minister wants to be close to you, why do you still refuse to welcome the minister? Won't your conscience hurt if you play such a trick on your courtiers? ”

Zhou An's demeanor and tone are described in two words - pitiful!

Confession!

The empress was stunned by Zhou An's simple and straightforward words.

If it weren't for Zhou An's question "Won't your conscience hurt" when she pinched the empress's "conscience", maybe the empress would have been stunned for a longer time.

The empress felt the force in Zhou An's hand, the corners of her mouth twitched, and said, "Can you take your claws away first and then speak?" ”

"Holy Lord, you are holding the hand of your minister." Zhou An reminded.

That's true.

Zhou An grabbed the empress, and the empress grabbed Zhou An again,

The Empress let go of her hand.

Zhou An withdrew his hand.

The empress turned over violently and sat up, raised her foot and kicked Zhou An, kicking several times in a row, until she kicked Zhou An to the innermost part of the bed...... Her "performance" cannot be ignored and must be cooperated, so Zhou An took the initiative to roll to the innermost part of the bed.

"Saint, the slave is wrong, really wrong......" Zhou An admitted his mistake again.

The empress was very angry, and finally kicked Zhou An a few times, picked up the blanket and threw it at Zhou An, as well as the quilt.

Syllable!

When the empress threw the quilt, a book wrapped under the quilt flew out and smashed on Zhou An's face, making a very crisp sound, Zhou An didn't know what it was, so he caught it and hugged his head and begged for mercy.

"Holy Lord, don't fight...... Minister...... Alas, what is it? ”

Zhou An held his head and suddenly noticed that something was wrong with the book in his hand.

He saw very exciting pictures.

He ignored the empress when he beat him, anyway, the empress was beaten with soft things, and it didn't hurt to hit ordinary people, let alone hit him. He saw that the cover of the book was depicted with two scantily clad men and women, and he opened the book.

There is no title on the cover, and the title of the book is actually on the title page, called - "Etiquette in the Room".

Etiquette refers to moral norms, civilized norms, customs, etiquette, etiquette, etiquette, systems, etc., but it can also be simply understood as, rules!

So this room ritual is ......

Zhou An was just about to turn the next page, the empress reacted, she was in a hurry, she was not so anxious when she was angry before, but suddenly she was in a hurry, and she pounced on Zhou An like crazy.

"Give it back to me, don't look at it!" The Empress shouted.

Zhou An dodged for a while, and the empress pounced on Zhou An, reaching out but grabbing it.

Zhou An raised his hands high and successfully turned the next page.

Good exciting figure.