"Bang"

The orange basketball smashed into Blue's neck and popped out of the frame.

"Hey, Leonardo, we can end it, and then like this, I'm going crazy, can I have some other fun, I watch you shoot all day long, you shoot by yourself, why do you have to pull me, I'm innocent, don't you know, you're so boring, I still want to go to Kelly to see people and ghosts, when I think of Kelly's plump little steamed buns and plump buttocks, tsk, that's so wonderful, you know, a handsome guy like me, Kelly will definitely be impressed by my xx" Fat Owen YY fantasizes about his first nice date with Kylie.

But it was Leonardo's eyes that ushered in, looking at the little black fat man who was yy in front of him, Leonardo really didn't want to hit him, but Owen's fat figure and squinted eyes still wanted to chase the girl, and it was estimated that he would have to wait for a blind girl to fall in love with him.

Irving said that Kelly, Leonardo has never seen it, but when I think of the consistent aesthetics of black people, I feel a chill, I feel dangerous when I think about it, and I understand that the most famous nightclub in the NBA in the future actually likes Kardashian.

"Well, Owen, are you sure you're developed? Are your baby sprouts well-developed? ”

Hearing this, Owen's small eyes leaked a look of resentment, in fact, the current Owen and Li Fan, oh, it is Leonardo. Li, he is still a little kid about 10 years old, but Li Fan doesn't agree, the two lives together are almost 40, do you say Li Fan is a little kid, but now there is a 40-year-old uncle living in the body of a little kid.

"How can I not develop, you don't know how good I am, last time I fought with Kai'Sa for three hundred rounds, haha, think about that picture, you can think of me as powerful."

"Eh, didn't you and Kai'Sa play a day, and that's three hundred rounds of battle? Are you ** overwatched. ”

"Leonardo, can we still be good friends, I will be very sad if you are like this, aren't you Chinese people generally very reserved and friendly, why are you different, what about a good life?"

"Bang" basketball once again came to the edge of the rebound, this time the shot was a bit outrageous, looking at Owen, Li Fan felt 10,000 grass and mud horses roaring by, who told you that he would be good for a lifetime, and he wanted to vomit when he thought of it.

White-eyed Irving, thinking about the NBA god Irving in the future, and then looking at Irving in front of him, hey, it's really the same name and different lives, why is there such a big difference.

Leonardo. Li, Chinese name Li Fan, belongs to three generations of Chinese, his father is a newspaper editor in Manhattan, New York, his mother is Japanese, he is a second-generation immigrant, inheriting the gentleness and virtue of Japanese women, he is a housewife at home, and Li Fan, died in his previous life for unknown reasons, and when he woke up, he found that he had become a little fart child, and it was a little fart lying on the hospital bed, which made Li Fan tired for a while, you said that reincarnation is reincarnated, how to transfer to the hospital, and injured, However, when I learned that this little kid was bullied by some thugs when he was playing basketball on the basketball court near his home, and said that he was a yellow-skinned monkey, this made the little kid break out, although the status of yellow people in the United States has always been the object of discrimination, but ordinary people will not say words with discriminatory connotations.

After all, the body is thin, and there are many gangsters, and the little kid was finally beaten on the head and bled out, but fortunately, the police patrolling nearby saw it, and it was considered to have saved the little kid's life, otherwise it was really possible....

However, in the end, Li Fan of later generations awakened the memory of his previous life.

.............

"Brushed" 300 shots and finally scored, Li Fan wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Here, water, Leonardo, how did you say yesterday's game, I saw Michael's picturesque leaning back on TV, so handsome, when do you think I will learn it" After the little fat man handed Li Fan a bottle of water, he held the ball and imitated Michael's backward posture and said.

The ball was thrown by the little fat man, but even the edge of the basket didn't touch, a three-non-stick, which made the little fat man a little embarrassed, "That, look at my posture standard, it's a pity that the game was too long last night, and the hand is a little uncomfortable, otherwise this kind of ball is really easy for me, you say, right." ”

"Huh!" Li Fan looked at the fat ball-like shooting posture, this Nima is also standard, if Michael knows that he is going to hang himself, this is simply miserable.

"Alright, don't be ugly, Irving, this should be my last practice shooting in New York."

"Well, why is it the last time? Are you going to like rugby like me instead? I love basketball too, but I love football the most, you know, my dream is to join the New York Jets, be in the quarter, lead them to the Super Bowl, become a superstar, and then.... Ha ha. The more he talked, the more excited the little fat man became, and began to fantasize about a happy life after becoming a star, and his saliva flowed out.

Isn't it only the dicks of the Celestial Empire who love fantasy, but even the black people in the United States love fantasy? This is the legendary black dick? Abbreviated as black. Li Fan looked at the little fat man with a black line, covering his face, fortunately there was no one here, otherwise it would be a shame to throw the little fat man and his second uncle and grandfather's house...

"Do you think too much, Owen, can I play a rough game of rugby with my little size? I'm afraid I'll be killed by those football players as soon as I get on the court, but basketball is still right for me. Phew, why did you divert the topic, I mean that our family may be leaving New York. ”

"Bill, leaving New York? Going to Los Angeles? That's good, there are many stars, if you go to Los Angeles, remember to ask me for an autograph, or you are going to Miami, there are a lot of beach beauties, I want to go too, when I grow up, I will go to Miami, appreciate the enthusiasm of Miami beauties, remember to take more photos of me and send them to me, preferably a bikini, why do you say that there is such a thing as a bikini, the bikini is an evil existence, it blocks the existence of the wonderful parts of the beauties, you say it's not better not to wear it, hey. ”

"I'm talking about leaving the U.S. .." Seeing that the little fat man was getting more and more outrageous, Li Fan, who couldn't stand it, yelled at him.

"Leaving the United States is a trivial matter.... Wait, you said to leave the United States? Didn't you just leave New York, I thought you were going to travel, why did you leave the United States, you left, what should I do? After speaking, the little fat man was heartbroken, and then muttered in a low voice: "Then what about my math, who will copy it for me in the future, oops, my father wants to know my future grades and is estimated to have killed me.."

"Hey, it's not a lady to meet someone, how can you meet such a friend." Hearing the little fat man's voice, Li Fan felt like he couldn't cry or laugh, "Okay, Owen, Owen, I can't help you in the future, you can ask for more blessings, haha." ”

"Then when will you come back, and where will you go, back to your homeland? The country with its braided hair? ”

"What braids, that's all from the last century, and now China is not the same for a long time, okay, have you seen Nixon's visit to China, haven't you read the newspapers? Huaguo has long been different, it's just a little poorer, and it will be fine in the future, I promise! When I said I was leaving the U.S., I was going to Japan, and my dad was transferred to the Japanese branch by his stupid boss, so our family had to go to Japan as well. ”

"Oh, Japan, where is that, forget it, no matter where it is, brother, I can only wish you good luck, I will miss you" Seeing that the little fat man's little eyes actually shed tears, Li Fan also sighed, after all, this is the only friend who can get along, and he is a little reluctant in his heart.

"I'll come back to see you when I'm free, Owen, and I'll invite you to McDonald's, sort of a farewell meal." Put your hand on the little fat man's shoulders and comfort.

"Oh yes, okay, I want two Big Macs, an Orleans barbecue burger, and a big Coke." The picture was a little sad in an instant, and he was taken into the ditch by the little fat man in an instant, and the tears that he said were gone in an instant, Li Fan was no longer able to complain, what about the comfort, what about saying goodbye, and what about the sadness, in an instant Li Fan had a feeling of being hurt by a crit of 10,000 points, it was all a lie, looking at the changing expression of the little fat man, Li Fan just wanted to say Mmp, why don't you go to Hollywood, the Oscar golden man is estimated to have been won by you.