038 I said I had a bad fall tonight, do you believe it?
"What the hell, hiss......"
Du Xiao returned to the dormitory of the school, he didn't dare to go home now, if Du Wanxia saw that he was injured and his face was blackened, Du Wanxia would definitely blow up.
There are injuries on his body, but it is okay for Du Xiao, after all, he has already taken a bottle of enhanced painkillers, and the pain is not so strong.
"What should I do, how can I explain it to my sister?" Du Xiao was wearing Zhang Hui's T-shirt, after all, his clothes had already been thrown away, and he said distressedly.
The injuries on his body are covered by clothes, but there are still some abrasions on his face, if he looks at it, Du Wanxia must think that Du Xiao is fighting with someone.
With Du Wanxia's posture, I am afraid that I will have to fight with others with a kitchen knife in my hand.
"emmmmmmm......" Lin Jie couldn't think of any good way to come out.
Zhang Hui also sat on the side and was silent, both of them knew what was going on with Du Wanxia's dead brother, who had been in a car accident before, if Du Wanxia knew that Du Xiao rushed into the fire to save people, and jumped from the third floor with a girl in his arms......
Oh my God, Dugo is really a show!
Lin Jie looked at Du Xiao, he could fully feel why Du Xiao rushed into the fire at that time, Du Xiao's serious and serious look at that time was indeed something that Lin Jie had rarely seen.
Du Xiao in ordinary life is a very easy-going person.
There is a certain danger in entering the fire, but at that time, there were already people who were about to be burned alive, and those who had the ability must rush in without hesitation, not only out of justice, but also out of the importance of life.
"Compared with explaining to Sister Xia, I still prefer Brother Du's operation in KTV."
Lin Jie's eyes narrowed into a slit, and he smiled on his chubby face, and said: "Knock down a horse boy in three or two strokes, then evacuate the crowd in the fire, and finally lie down...... rushed into the fire to save the beauty, jumped directly from the third floor, in order not to hurt the girl, but also smashed his back on the Mercedes-Benz big G, this operation ...... My scalp is numb! ”
"Why do you want to leave suddenly, I think you have a play tonight, don't mention that girl's eyes, I dare to come with you in the field." Zhang Hui said with a smile.
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Du Xiao was annoyed and said, "You called and said that I fell asleep in the dormitory." ”
"Don't! Dugo! Lin Jie was the first to refuse.
Zhang Hui echoed: "Brother Du, you are trying to kill our two brothers, you suddenly fell asleep in the dormitory, Sister Xia rushed into the school with a kitchen knife and cut the door without saying a word, this brother-controlled sister is really terrifying." ”
"No, no, no, Brother Ribs, you digress, we are torturing Brother Du's operation." Lin Jie was still shocked, and even more surprised that Du Xiao had nothing to do with how he jumped from the third floor.
At least for now, it's still alive and well, and you don't have to go to the hospital.
"Stick to ten kilometers a day, and you can become a Saiyan." Du Xiao glanced at the two of them and said lightly.
Buddy is systematic, you two little salted fish take it easy.
"The fat brother was paralyzed after running ten meters, and he said ten kilometers." Zhang Hui shook his head, but he didn't continue to ask, and said, "Last night, the school flower sent you back, Sister Xia is already like a fried kitten, and she won't go back tonight...... Yes, it is estimated that the life of the school flower is in danger. ”
"It was the school girl who sent me back last night?!" Du Xiao's eyes widened suddenly, in disbelief.
"Nonsense."
Zhang Hui glanced at Du Xiao and said, "I carried this dead fat man back last night, who cares about you, it was the school girl who carried you back." ”
"I said Lao Du, don't you even look down on a goddess like a school flower, right?" Lin Jie said: "The school flower is much more beautiful than the first love you talked about in high school, and you can cherish it." ”
"It has nothing to do with whether you look at it or not." Du Xiao said.
"That's right, Sister Xia is at the level of disaster to the country and the people...... , Brother Du, you shouldn't have a sister complex, right? Zhang Hui looked at Du Xiao with a shocked face and said, "German orthopedics understand?" ”
"Smack!"
Du Xiao slashed a knife directly on Zhang Hui's head and reprimanded: "Lao Tzu asked you to find a way, not to let you talk nonsense!" ”
"Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey! You're really amazing......"
At this time, Du Xiao's mobile phone rang, and he looked at it directly-sister!
"You take it." Du Xiao stuffed the phone to Lin Jie and said.
"I don't want to die, Brother Ribs, come on." Lin Jie handed the phone to Zhang Hui.
Zhang Hui shook his head desperately and said: "Fat brother, just now the younger brother is not sensible, now I will accompany you, this kind of thing is still up to you, after all, you have rough skin and thick meat." ”
"I'll fuck your uncle!" Lin Jie saw Zhang Hui slip out, holding Du Xiao's mobile phone in his hand awkwardly, and opened his mouth to scold directly.
"Hurry up, or I'll help you lose weight tonight." Du Xiao glared at Lin Jie and said.
Lin Jie's chubby body trembled, the fat on his face shook, and he pressed the answer button tremblingly.
"Little Four, when are you coming back? My sister is so scared alone, ......"
Lin Jie: "......"
I almost forgot, Sister Xia is still a monster.
"Sister, it's me, Lin Jie." Lin Jie said with an embarrassed face.
“……”
At this time, it was Du Wanxia's turn to be silent.
After half a ring, Du Wanxia said viciously: "Dead fat man, I forgot what I said just now!" ”
"Yes, yes......" Lin Jie nodded hurriedly.
"What about Du Xiao? Where did he go? How do you have your phone? Du Wanxia directly said three interrogative sentences.
He ...... He went to the bathroom. Lin Jie glanced at Du Xiao, and Du Xiao pointed to the bathroom in the dormitory.
"Okay, you let him come back early, tomorrow is still Sunday, don't run outside, my right eye has been beating again tonight, and I am still a little uneasy in my heart, let him come back early, stop playing." Du Wanxia's tone was full of worry.
Lin Jie thought to himself: Your hunch is still true, Du Ge was almost burned to death tonight, and he can even save the money for cremation.
"Dead fatty? Why don't you talk anymore. Du Wanxia shouted.
"Huh? In, I'm in. Lin Jie hurriedly replied: "We are in my house now, we have already come out, or let Brother Du sleep in my house, don't go back." ”
"That's not going to work, I have to come back." Du Wanxia said firmly: "Give me no reason to spend the night outside, did he deliberately let you answer the phone?" Hurry up, Miss Ben has already seen Xiao Si secretly sitting next to you and listening. ”
His younger brother still knows best.
Du Xiaosheng collapsed on the chair without love, and looked at Lin Jie with the eyes of his pig teammates.
Really a pig teammate!
Lin Jie looked innocent, Du Wanxia's IQ directly exploded the three of them, every time they wanted to lie and run out, Du Wanxia tried it out in a few words.
Communicating with highly intelligent people is really nerve-wracking.
Lin Jie and Du Wanxia can't go on, this former provincial champion can't communicate at all, their IQ is not at the same level.
"Sister, hehe...... Du Xiao took the phone and said with a licking face.
"No more nonsense, come back right now!" Du Wanxia's tone was full of seriousness, with an order that could not be disobeyed!
"I can't go back now."
"What's wrong? What happened? ”
Du Wanxia became nervous all of a sudden.
"I said I had a bad fall tonight, do you believe me?" Du Xiao said seriously.