Chapter 59: Eating a Good Chicken
"It's so boring!" Lying in the carriage and driving in the forests of an unknown country, I couldn't help but sigh like this.
Ah Ke also followed up and said, "Yes, I really want to kill a few people." I haven't killed it for a long time, and I don't know if the craftsmanship is rusty. ”
"Ah Ke, as a flower girl, how can you fight and kill all day long. Well-behaved, obedient. ”
Ah Ke glanced at me: "As a member of the Jing clan, I was born with killing companions, what's so strange about this. What's more, you are not my person, why should I listen to you? ”
"I ......," I was speechless for a moment.
The little square on his shoulder "meowed": "Are you a man!" If so, hurry up and confess and then be strong, now in the wilderness, widows and widows, you still have Bian Que's medicine box, stun her! What are you afraid of! ”
"I'm a good boy in the new era, don't instigate me to commit crimes with such innocence and kindness."
Ah Ke misunderstood, thinking that I was talking to her, and immediately laughed: "Just you?" Still innocent and kind? Those who believe in you must have been led into the ditch by you. ”
"Help!" I was just about to retort when a cry for help suddenly sounded in the woods.
I used the manipulation method I learned from Tian Ji before leaving, and stopped the meteor horse. Then, I saw three people suddenly rushing out of the woods on the left.
These three people are very strange. The latter two were obviously fierce bandits, wielding huge plate axes to chase after the former. They were still covering their faces, which should have been a terrible scene, but they were a little absent-minded, and they shouted "Kill" and "Don't let him go" weakly. ”
The former, even more eccentric, is a person dressed as a scholar, but he is five big and three thick, and he has thief eyebrows. He ran up and didn't breathe, and shouted vigorously: "Help", "It's terrible", "Who will save me!" ”
Well, let's not talk about why a scholar can be a bear's back, and don't say that a scholar is not studying at home, why does he come to this poor place with bad mountains and bad waters, just say that this scholar doesn't have any valuable softness, and the thieves are so idle that they are full of food and why are they chasing and killing him?
I said weakly, "Can you fake it any more?" ”
But Ah Ke jumped out and glanced at me: "It's really ruthless and hopeless." ”
Then she made a "flash", holding a dagger in front of the thief: "The blue sky and the day, killing people and goods, being touched by this girl, you are unlucky!" ”
This scared the bandits. However, the images that should have been sudden fierce or terrifying screams did not appear, and instead they turned around happily and ran, with an indescribable brisk pace.
The scholar was stunned for a moment, hurriedly came over, hugged his fists and said, "Thank you Miss Childe for saving me, my home is not far from here." In order to thank you, we have set up a mountain feast to entertain everyone. ”
Eh, a scholar with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, can you be a prophet? Also, shouldn't the reader give it up? What does it mean to hold a fist? Can it be faked again? This mountain feast is bound to be a trap, and a fool will take the bait.
But as soon as he heard that there was game to eat, he saw Ah Ke swallow his saliva, hugged his fists and said, "That's good, but we're disrespectful." ”
I...... What else can I do! I can only invite the scholar to get in the car and let him show the way. After the scholar got into the carriage, he couldn't help but swallow greedily when he looked at my equipment. But the forest roads were difficult to navigate, and I drove the carriage very slowly.
The scholar's home is really not far from here, and it takes a few turns to get there. Although it is a two-story wooden house, it is really simple.
Miraculously, this place is really as the scholar said, preparing to eat. But it is an exaggeration to say that it is a mountain feast, at most it is to kill two skinny hens. As soon as we entered the wooden house, we saw two big men with saliva, simmering soup and meat with green eyes.
And their size, and the way they look back at us from time to time, look like two bandits who have just run away happily......
Entering the humble house, I couldn't help but ask, "You scholar, what are you doing living in this wilderness?" ”
The scholar sighed: "Zhao and Wei fought for many years, and my hometown was unfortunately destroyed, so I could only flee to this deep mountain and forest to escape the war. ”
The scholar's words seemed to be motivated, and I also said, "Yes, it would be great if the world was peaceful and everyone was united." ”
Ah Ke shook his head: "It's not good, if the world is peaceful, I will have no value in existence." ”
At this time, a big man outside came in with tea. After he finished pouring his tea, he went back to work.
Then I asked some of the scholars about the situation, and he said that since his hometown was destroyed, he and his family have been displaced. Later, on the way, their father became seriously ill and spent all his savings and could not be saved. My mother was sad and couldn't afford to get sick, and she died soon after. Helpless, he slept in the open air, came to the deep mountains and forests, and built a wooden house with his own hands with the two refugees who came at the same time, and lived.
After listening to the scholar's story, the tea was also a little colder, and Ah Ke and I picked up the wooden teacup together.
I drank it in one gulp, and suddenly felt bitter and a little sweet in my mouth. It is not the bitterness of inferior tea, but according to Bian Que's experience since childhood, it is the bitter taste of Meng's sweat medicine. But this sweetness seems to be the taste of wheat. Anyway, weird.
Ah Ke didn't drink it, but looked at the teacup and was stunned.
A thin sweat suddenly broke out on the scholar's forehead. He forced his composure and said, "Miss, why don't you drink it?" ”
Unexpectedly, Ah Ke sighed: "When I was a child, my brother also made me one such cup, but later, the family changed, and I didn't have time to take it out." Then she drank it all with a sad face, and then immediately showed a strange expression.
The scholar breathed a sigh of relief. But I didn't plan to let him go so easily: "After talking for so long, I was hungry before I knew it. ”
Ke also nodded.
The scholar looked at us suspiciously and shouted: "It's time to eat!" ”
So two big men came in happily with chicken soup, chicken and three pairs of chopsticks. But when they saw the empty teacups and us still sitting upright, they were stunned. The big man who had just poured the tea stammered: "You, no, you should ......"
The scholar hurriedly "coughed" and let them out.
However, they had no choice but to lick their mouths and reluctantly glance at the chicken soup and go out. After they went out, they immediately discussed.
"Third child, you won't buy expired sweat pills, will you?"
"Second brother, although this is an ordinary bulk sweat medicine, it is from Wang Mazi's hands, so it shouldn't be."
"Damn, that guy's bulk sweat pills are notoriously traded for flour. Alas, I guess I'll have to wait. I hope they faint sooner, and they can leave some for our brothers. ”
The above is what Xiaofang "meow, meow, meow" told me. At the end it also said, "Having said all this, I am hungry, and I want to eat some too." With that, it jumped off the table, and I quickly grabbed a piece of chicken leg for it. It only tasted one bite, and it couldn't stop.
The scholar said with some pain: "You cats in the city are quite good at eating." ”
I smiled, didn't answer, and ate with my head down. If he knew that Xiao Fang was going to devour a magic core that started with ten gold coins every day, I don't know how he would feel.
On the other hand, it was because Ah Ke and I found out that this chicken soup and chicken were unexpectedly delicious! The chicken soup is made with some kind of mushroom they add and herbs from the mountains, and although it is very small, it is extremely delicious. Although the white chicken is simple, it is original, the meat is fragrant, and it is very tender in the mouth, and it is delicious in the world.
The scholar and we feasted, and it didn't take long for us to finish it. Ah Ke even smashed his mouth and said, "Is there anything else?" ”
The scholar's face suddenly became ugly, blue for a while, purple for a while.
I suddenly felt strange: "After eating your two chickens, won't your face change so much?" Why don't we pay some money, and you make another table? ”
As soon as I finished speaking, the scholar's face turned green again: "You ......" and then he fell.
"Damn! If you eat two chickens, you won't faint, right? ”
Ah Ke squatted down and looked at it, frowned and said, "It seems to be poisoned." ”
Xiao Fanghu glanced at me suspiciously, and said "meow": "I ate such delicious chickens in vain, and poisoned them, crazy, it's too much." ”
I opened my mouth to explain, when two strong men suddenly rushed in with axes outside the door.