Feign! You continue to pretend! If you're a good mix, as for living in such shabby? Horror: There are only guards and eunuchs around you, right? Thinking about this, I can't help but laugh.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I laugh at the king, although he has the name of a king, but he does not have the reality of a king! The lifeblood of the nation, the army, clings to the hands of others, this is one of them! Living in the deep palace for a long time, the regime is next to it, this is the second! The people are bored and do nothing, this is the third! With these three articles, what kind of monarch are you! I pointed directly at Lu Zhuanggong's nose and scolded.

The old eunuch next to him immediately pointed at me tremblingly and said, "Bold! How dare you despise the king so much! ”

It's a pity that the king he defended began to sobbed quietly, and then the crying became louder and louder, and finally he cried loudly, and the tears "snapped" and fell like an open faucet, which looked like a little daughter-in-law who was bullied by the whole family.

The old eunuch suddenly became anxious: "Your Majesty, pay attention to the majesty of the monarch, majesty!" ”

Even Rong'er can't stand this wretchedness: "Manly husband, crying, ashamed!" ”

I couldn't help but sigh: "Monarch, if you say this again, maybe the whole country will be in chaos in two days!" ”

Finally, I don't know whose words worked, Zhuang Gong finally stopped crying slowly, and said faintly: "When the widow remembers, the queen mother said that the widow is young and can't take care of the government. When he was a teenager, the queen mother said that the widow should read the books of the sages and learn the way to be a king before he can govern the country well in the future. These widows have done it, but the queen mother said that the important ministers of the court were stubborn, and that the widows could not suppress them. And so day after day, year after year. The widow has empty ambitions, knows the suffering of the people, and knows that the queen mother is ridiculed by the world for fornication, but the widow can only live alone in the deep palace and can do nothing! There are only these old servants beside him. Who knows the pain of widowhood! ”

Zhuang Gong said, and the old eunuchs on the side wept silently.

Rub, how is it worse than I imagined! But why do you still know so many secret things in the palace for so long?

Alas, it is not easy for others, so I arched my hand: "Please rest assured, the king, we will do our best to assist you." ”

Zhuang Gong jumped up happily, didn't wear shoes, and ran down to the ground with "puff", wanting to hold Bian Que's hand first, thinking about giving up, thinking about shaking Rong'er and Ah Ke's hands, and feeling inappropriate, finally held my hand, and said excitedly: "I have Qing and other assistants, why worry about the world!" Manager Wei, take a seat! ”

Everyone else sat down, but I still stood and said, "Don't! We didn't say we wanted to be your courtiers! It's just that Mrs. Naqi, that is, your biological mother, wants to harm us in every way, and we have no choice but to resist before we choose to cooperate with you. Don't blame me for speaking so bluntly, for I'm afraid you'll use us as a lifesaver to plug Madame Qi's gun. ”

"Okay, the widow also told you directly, I really had this idea just now!"

We looked at each other and laughed in unison.

After laughing, Zhuang Gong put on his shoes and said: "Righteous people, since we have all spoken and confirmed the same goal, then, according to your ......"

"Just call me crazy."

"Okay, madman, what should you do next?"

"Although I don't know what means the monarch used to know that we turned Mrs. Qi's elixir into a poison pill, but since you already know, you should know that the next step must be to find a way to make her take this poison pill as soon as possible!"

"The queen mother usually pays attention to maintenance, and now she still looks young, and I don't know when she will take it, is there a good plan?"

"Does the monarch know who your mother and your aunt Qi Xuanjiang fell in love with back then?"

"Now Qi Henggong's father, Qi Xianggong, but he has been dead for many years, what's wrong?"

Rub, the world of the King Continent also has this paragraph.

"It's nothing, so which adult in the city has a close personal relationship between the monarch's biological mother and the city recently? Don't tell me you don't know. You know even what we're doing so secretly, let alone that. ”

"There are indeed so many."

How many are there? It's too much.

"Exactly! That's it, and now the monarch has summoned all of them here in the name of Mrs. Qi! ”

"There's something wrong with that."

"Wrong! Do you still think it's inappropriate? ”

Zhuang Gong's eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately said: "Just according to what the madman said!" Then he hastened to gather all the old eunuchs together and arrange for it.

And I, naturally, discussed with Bian Que: "Brother Bian Que, do you have that kind of poison that can make people feel wrong if you eat it, and it will take three or four days before you can poison and die?" ”

"What's the use of this simplicity?"

"Of course, it's for Mrs. Qi's old friends."

Everything was ready, and soon, four sturdy men of different ages dressed in gorgeous clothes, including Candle Yongzi, came to the dormitory with sad faces.

I thought they had discovered something, but we were hiding behind the screen that Zhuang Gong used to change clothes, but we heard them whispering.

"What's wrong with Mrs. Qi today, you asked us to come together again!"

"Yes, she enjoyed it so hard last night, but we couldn't hold it anymore. I don't know what kind of elixir she took, and she recovered after only one night. "I recognize this voice, it's Candle Yongzi.

"It is said that a woman is as good as a wolf at thirty and as a tiger at forty, and it is often said that there are only oxen that are ploughed, and there is no field that is bad for pears. But she is also rare in the world and unheard of. ”

"You say, we've been together seven or eight times this month, and we haven't counted the people who have come to our house, how can we stand it. Master Candle Yongzi, I admire you very much, you are old, and you bear the brunt every time, and the more you fight, the more fierce you become. ”

"Don't talk about it, I just want to do it quickly. Alas, if it hadn't been for that medicine, I would have run out of oil and dried up. ”

"But what can we do? The financial and military power of our Lu country is in her hands. If it weren't for her, our death would be small, but hundreds of people in the clan would probably be in trouble. ”

Candle Yongzi hurriedly said: "Don't say it! If she hears this, we will definitely not be able to eat and walk around! ”

Behind the screen, Zhuang Gong and I looked at each other awkwardly, Ah Ke's face was flushed, Bian Que was still paralyzed, and only Rong'er asked curiously: "Four big men, one woman, what do you enjoy?" What else is the cow, the field, what does it mean? ”

I hurriedly said: "Eh, this is a serious violation of human morality, and Rong'er must not imitate it when she grows up in the future." No, you can't inquire now, or you'll be as bad as that woman! ”

Rong'er immediately covered her mouth in fright.

Perhaps I spoke excitedly, attracting the attention of the four people in the temple.

"Who? Who's coming behind? A forty-year-old man asked.

Candle Yongzi said in surprise: "No, there is another person who is connected to the same fate, right?" ”

"Ahem." Lu Zhuanggong nodded at us, straightened his clothes, and walked out from behind the screen.

Although I could only faintly see the figure, it must have been very embarrassing!

You say, isn't it embarrassing for a dignified monarch to hear you four big men talking about something unseemly with his mother?

So they were all taken aback, and then their expressions changed, and they bowed their heads: "See the king!" We are guilty! ”

Lu Zhuanggong didn't seem to be angry, and asked in a soft tone: "You guys, what are the crimes?" ”

"This ......" The four of them were speechless.

Haha, Zhuang Gong, your mantra-style question is really amazing!

"You must be wondering today why the widow called you in."

The four men nodded.

Zhuang Gong took a deep breath, as if he wanted to say something, he might feel too embarrassed, and finally only held back a few words: "In the past two years, I have worked hard for you." ”

The four men hurriedly said with sincere fear: "I can't wait! It's just a matter of doing your part! ”

I...... I've covered my mouth and rolled on the ground with joy! Oh my god, it's too funny! When he said this, even the corners of Bian Que's mouth twitched, and Ah Ke broke it even harder. Only Rong'er looked at us curiously, wanting to ask, but not daring to ask.

I can imagine that Zhuang Gong's heart must be very wonderful at this moment.

"Well, Manager Wei, give wine!"