14 I want to play basketball!
changed the plot, but with Li Fan's little butterfly, it is estimated that it will not be able to change the continued development of the plot, and the trajectory of history will always quietly return to the normal track, such as the big little white cherry tree flower road in front of Li Fan.
Sakuragi, who was still alive and alive yesterday, has now become the single-celled creature we know, and it is said that the memory of the fish is only seven seconds, and according to Li Fan's estimate, Sakuragi is almost the same.
"Yo, that's good, I fell out of love yesterday, Sakuragi!" After the eldest uncle's condition stabilized, Li Fan quipped, but he was greeted by Sakuragi's rocket hammer, and Nima really thought that he was a Jenny turtle, and he was addicted.
"Ouch, I'll go, Sakuragi, you're crazy, it hurts!" Fortunately, Li Fan's head is still very hard, otherwise it would be easy to get a slight concussion.
"Sakuragi, do you say you're out of love, you haven't started to fall in love yet, how can it be called a broken love, the so-called broken love is to meet the girl you like, she also likes you, you two slowly get in touch, from acquaintance, to acquaintance, this process is called love, but you look at you, do you have a specific understanding of the girl who confessed to you? There is also a girl who likes you, mainly to see what characteristics or charms you have that attract her, to put it bluntly, what aspects do you impress others. ”
Sakuragi, who was originally going to continue his headbrush skills, heard Li Fan's analysis, he really didn't feel it, and he shook his head idiotically, with a blank face.
"When it comes to falling out of love, the main reason for falling out of love is that the attraction between the two of them has decreased due to various complex factors, and even the girl has lost interest in you and likes someone else, and you are in the heart ache when you see the girl in the arms of others, there is a kind of distress, unwillingness, and even a little anxiety, and I don't want to speak, and this emotion is still no sign of relief." Looking at Sakuragi's confusion, I guess I still don't understand, which makes Li Fan talk to a scumbag about such a big truth, it's like playing the piano to a cow.
"Ouch, Mom, why do you have so much trouble communicating with you, anyway, you're either out of love, just listen to me!"
"Then, big brother, how do you say you can attract the attention of girls, I think you have many girls who like it!" Sakuragi looked like a good student and asked cutely.
"Well, this, one, are you handsome? Not handsome, right, and I'm handsome (narcissistic!! ); Li Fan asked and answered himself, said handsome, and unconsciously picked up his hairstyle!
"Two, do you have any money? No, right, I have, of course, it's not a lot, and those rich second generations can't be compared! Three, what hobbies do you think you have, especially those that are very handsome, the kind that can attract the attention of girls? ”
"Uh, is it a fight?" Sakuragi replied idiotically.
This is the rhythm of the whole period of collapse, Li Fan's whole person is not good, Nima, when he is a troubled boy, Chen Haonan or a pheasant? Jet Li or Donnie Yen? You're a school thug, aren't you?
"This doesn't count, do you think there are girls who like such violent things as fighting, you see that I like to play basketball, do you know which girls like me, the main thing is that I'm handsome (I want to vomit... Secondly, because I play basketball well, and the way I play seriously is what makes me the most handsome and attractive to girls in the eyes of them. ”
"It's basketball again, why is it basketball, when Miko rejected me, she said that she liked Oda in the basketball club, is he very good?"
"How is it possible, I can teach him how to play every minute, do you know what it means, I can abuse him, it's much more interesting than fighting, don't you think?"
"Sakuragi, Ariki has the urge to play basketball, Ariki wants to beat the Oda you said on the basketball court? Let all the girls cheer and shout at you? (Are you going to give birth to a monkey for him, can you be shameless)" Li Fan is as obscene as a bad uncle who is tricking a lollipop into a little brat.
Sakuragi was attracted by the picture described by Li Fan, thinking of me, Sakuragi, under the cheers of the audience, kicked away the small field with his left foot, kicked away Li Fan with his right foot, greeted the flowers sent by the girl representative, and said loudly to him, "Sakuragi, I like you!" That scene, thinking about it, is beautiful, Sakuragi drooled unconsciously.
Li Fan saw that Sakuragi was aroused, and the corners of his mouth were unconsciously upturned, but if he knew that he was just a dragon trick in Sakuragi's fantasy, or the kind that was kicked away, he would definitely not be happy, and he would even beat Sakuragi violently.
"I've decided, I'm going to play basketball!" Sakuragi clenched his fists and shouted loudly, expressing his determination!
"What is the noise, I don't know if this is a hospital, you are not allowed to make loud noises, what should I do if the noise makes the patient rest!" A sharp scolding interrupted Sakuragi's basketball declaration!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry Aunt Nurse, I'll pay attention!" Sakuragi instantly turned into a good baby and apologized, who let his old man be hospitalized, the doctor here is the biggest, and everything listens to the doctors and nurses.
"Protection! Scholar! Pander to! Maternal aunt!! Looking at the little nurse's black line, this is the obvious rhythm of a volcanic eruption, Li Fan instantly felt that Sakuragi was a harmful spirit, what is it not good to call, people are not too old to call Auntie, it is better to take the opportunity to slip away, otherwise he will follow Sakuragi to face the earth and shake the mountains, that is a sin, Li Fan began to pray for Sakuragi in his heart.
A little nurse in her early 20s walked out of the ward, to be honest, the little nurse in the Japanese hospital is quite cute, beautiful, but it's a pity that it's Sakuragi, otherwise he can develop a relationship, a pair of white eyes squinted at Sakuragi.
"Who called Aunt Nurse just now? Whoever you two are recruited from the truth! "With one hand on the waist, and one hand still holding the instrument for injecting the patient, Sakuragi and Li Fan's scalp is numb, if this is pricked, it is not.... I shudder just thinking about it!
"Sister nurse, this guy said it just now, you know he just came from the United States, and he may not be used to the name here, sister nurse, don't blame him, I have something to do now, cousin, you remember to apologize to the nurse sister, I'll go first!" After saying that, he disappeared at the end of the corridor without a trace!
Li Fan was shocked instantly, is this still the Sakuragi I know and understand, isn't it a good little idiot, a single-celled creature, this trick doesn't blink, and his face is not red and his heart is not beating.
But Li Fan was frightened when he saw it, like a mang on his back, and hurriedly greeted him with a smile, "Sister nurse, you know, you see that although I haven't been in Japan for a long time, I am an honest person, that guy was very rude just now, I took him to apologize to you, what do you think!" ”
"Apologize, hum, didn't you say I'm an aunt, shouldn't it hurt as an aunt! Love! You, don't you want to apologize, let's go, apologize to my aunt! After speaking, he dragged Li Fan to the small black house (not a real small black house, pronoun!) And go.
"Ya Butterfly, I was wrong! Sakuragi I hate you!! Li Fan's miserable cry resounded throughout the corridor..... (As for what the two of them are doing, 10,000 words are omitted below, and you can make up for it in your brains, haha!! )