"Wait a minute!" I said suddenly.

The kind-hearted boy turned around and tried his best to hide the anxiety in his heart: "This friend, is there anything else you need to help with?" ”

I pointed to the wooden box and said, "Why is this wooden box oozing blood?" ”

When they saw it, they were shocked! Many onlookers also found out and pointed at it!

The kind boy already had a sweat on his forehead, and he didn't know how to explain it for a while.

I suddenly walked to the wooden box, swept it with my peripheral eyes, and sure enough, all of the Good Child's subordinates immediately held their hands on their respective hilts! And the closer I got, the tighter the grip becomes. It seems that as long as the kind boy gives a code, everyone will rush up and chop me into the mud!

And over there, the kind boy who watched me pressing step by step clenched his fists even tighter. I'm afraid, if it weren't for the crowd of onlookers, he would have ordered me to be killed.

At the moment I am only half a meter away from the wooden box. I saw that it was almost there, poked out my nose and smelled it, breathed a sigh of relief, patted my chest, and turned around and said, "It turned out to be a pig's head, which scared me." ”

The Good Boy and his men breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to leave. When the onlookers heard this, they gradually dispersed.

"Wait!" I shouted again.

At this moment, they turned back again, and their murderous eyes were undisguised, exactly the same as the black-clothed killers who assassinated Jing Ke that night! Fortunately, the onlookers heard my words and stopped very cooperatively.

It seems that whether it is the real world or the King Continent, the attribute points that ordinary people love to make up and are enthusiastic about are full.

I smiled and licked my mouth: "This personable, handsome and dashing, rare son in the world, I, my family is poor, and I have wanted to eat pig's head meat since I was a child." Every time I watched someone else eat, I could only secretly gnaw on the bark to satisfy my hunger. So, you see, ...... "I swept the wooden box with my eyes."

The kind-hearted son's mouth immediately twitched and said, "No! This can't be given to you. This is a tribute that we have specially prepared to sacrifice to our ancestors, and we cannot give it to you. ”

I shook my head desperately: "Childe, you misunderstood!" I just want to go to your house and eat pork head......"

Suddenly, everyone looked at me with disdain. The crowd of onlookers dispersed, and the group of kind-hearted sons were completely relieved.

"No problem, come with me." The kind-hearted boy hooked the corners of his mouth and said enthusiastically.

Cut, I'm just like the idiot pig's head lying in that wooden box at the moment! It seems that whether you are in the King Continent or in the official history, you are a complete hypocrite, and only if you believe in you will you have a ghost.

Following these people, I came to the largest complex of buildings outside the palace, and entered the gate with the plaque of "Prince's Mansion" (I really can't think of it), and there was a hole in it.

In front of it, there is a large lotus pond full of "clear ripples but not demons". There are many lotus flowers but not dense, and many fat and fat koi fish swim freely in the lotus group. In the center of the fish pond, there is a mountain seven or eight meters high, made of various strange stones. I don't know how the hypocrites got it, but small flowers bloomed in the cracks of the rocks on the mountain, which made people marvel and feel a different kind of beauty.

On one side of the fish pond, there is also a pavilion that extends in for viewing and feeding.

To the left of the fish pond is a bamboo forest. From the depths of the bamboo forest, the sounds of livestock and poultry could be faintly heard. To the right and in front of the fish pond are various buildings scattered in a patchwork manner. Of course, almost all of them are big houses with the same style. Between the houses, there are flowers and trees, and it doesn't look monotonous.

Yes, this hypocrite will enjoy it. But after tonight, you won't be blessed anymore.

Passing by a house, the hypocrite summoned a servant and looked at me with disgust, saying, "Take him to eat, add some pig's head, and give him a bath and change his clothes, or others will think that there is a beggar in my house!" By the way, arrange an errand for him, and hire a servant. ”

Bah! It's convenient for you to torture grandpa and me in the future, right?

But I smiled and nodded desperately, and then happily followed the man who also disliked me. It's just that this person is so strange, a big man's, and he is still twisting around on the left side.

No matter, now I'm really crazy! Because not only can I have a full meal right away, but I can also change into clean clothes, and I am already happy not to want it.

"Hey, where are we going first? Eat? ”

The man gave me a blank look, and said in a weird way: "I think of beauty!" You have to take a shower and change your clothes first, so as not to lose your head if you smoke the ingredients! Also, in the future, you will have to call me Steward Guo like others, because I am your immediate boss. The most important thing is that you have to remember that when you act in the Prince's Mansion, you must be in good spirits, and don't ask around if it's none of your business, otherwise if you make a big mistake, it won't be as simple as suffering from flesh and skin. I really don't know that you, a stinky beggar, have cultivated for several lifetimes, and you can climb the high branch of our prince's mansion. Okay, it's time for the men's bathroom, hurry up and take a shower. I'll send someone to bring you clothes later. ”

"Thank you, Steward Guo, for your advice, I see."

"Alas, they are all hard-working babies. If you can help me, I'll help. Put your heart in your belly. ”

I said from the bottom of my heart. Because to be honest, this Steward Guo is really a good person, but it's a pity that he is girly and uncomfortable to look at.

The place where the bathhouse is located is also a large house. I walked in and found that this bathhouse is very large, there is no peculiar smell, there are more than a dozen large bath tubs, and there is a very thoughtfully designed large water canal inside! I stepped forward and touched it, and it was still hot! Smell it, there is a slight smell of sulfur.

Depend on! The Prince's Mansion is really different, and the water used for the next person's bath is still hot spring water! Wouldn't the dignitaries and nobles who lived in the main mansion be able to soak in the hot springs every day? What a sin! I really want to work here for a long time.

During the day, everyone works, and naturally no one takes a bath. I scooped half a bucket of water with a large scoop, dragged it clean, and lay down comfortably in the bath. And for the first time, the mysterious cube took the initiative to jump out of its pocket, jumped into the barrel, turned into a puddle of mud, and floated around in the hot spring water, not to mention enjoying it more.

I rolled my eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to it.

It's a pity that the comfortable time is always short-lived, and after only half of the washing, a strange male voice came from outside the door: "Stinky beggar, have you washed it?" The kitchen is still waiting to start! Be careful of getting whipped when it's late! ”

I was about to speak, when suddenly a cold blade hit the back of my neck, and at the same time a cold female voice said in my ear: "Call him in!" Or I'll kill you! ”

This voice sounds familiar.

"You're you, Ke?"

"Hey, you're it?"

"I was tied up by Gao Yuanli in the morning, and you still ask me why I was tied up! Then we went together to see Fan Yuzhi, that big fool, remember? I said with gusto, turning around and standing up excitedly.

yes, I can't get excited. The purpose of this trip to the Prince's Mansion is to find Ah Ke and help her slaughter the Prince Dan in order to brush up her favorability. Now that Ah Ke has found it, it means that the matter is half successful, and I was worried that I wouldn't be able to find her! Do you think I can not be excited?

It's just, as if I forgot something......

Ah Ke blushed suddenly, and at the same time covered his eyes with his left hand, and shouted: "Ah! Stinky rascals! ”

But her right hand doesn't seem to stop! A dagger slicing from the edge of the sword was about to slash through my vital parts. But the distance is too close, the speed is too fast, and I can't avoid it! It's over, I'm going to be completely cold......

The expected pain did not come. I looked down and saw that a black thing was sticking to it, cough, of course, it was Ke's dagger, and it was missed! At this moment, I suddenly burst into tears, Xiao Fang, only now do I know how much I love you! Please forgive me for what I have done to you before, and I am willing to spend the rest of my life repenting!

At this point, if the cube could speak, it would say, "Damn!" You only thought of burning me to death a few minutes ago, right? ”

The unknown Xiao Fang seems to have just done a trivial thing, and continues to turn into mud and soak in the hot springs.

Ahem, please don't pay attention to these details. I quickly took a step back, covering my vital parts, and was about to have a seizure, when a shout came from the door: "Stinky beggar? What's going on inside? How did I hear a woman's voice? ”

I glared at Ke and said, "Dude, I'm sorry." A cockroach just crawled over and almost scared me to death! Now, I'm so scared, can I trouble you to bring your clothes in? After saying this, I hurriedly whispered to Ah Ke: "Don't kill people, they are all hard-working people!" ”

Ah Ke, who was covering his eyes, hesitated for a moment, but still nodded.

"Phew, you stinky beggar, there are so many problems." As soon as he finished speaking, I heard footsteps coming from the door.

No matter how stupid Ah Ke is, he understands my strategy, now is an extraordinary time, and it doesn't matter so much, he immediately drilled in, cough, of course it was behind the barrel.

A delicate little brother walked in with a twist, saw my shape, pinched his orchid finger and covered his mouth and smiled: "Oh, are you afraid that I will see it?" But you'll be like us soon. That thing, if it's gone, it's better than starving to death on the streets. ”

"Huh?" What do you mean? The men here are weird, not only are they all sissies, but they always say things I don't understand.

The little brother smiled again and held out a pile of clothes to me. I took it, kicked the barrel with my heel, and suddenly threw my clothes at the little brother.

The little brother's vision was blocked and he was obviously stunned for a moment, and a black shadow flashed from behind him like lightning, and he immediately fainted to the ground.

"If you want me to say a one-time solution, lest he wake up and ruin the plan."

"Ah Ke, don't be so serious about killing at your young age, okay? Okay, I'm going to change my clothes now. By the way, I'm a serious man, don't peek! ”

"Phew!" Ke replied simply and clearly.

However, how to wear the clothes of the Qin Dynasty! It took me a lot of effort to put my clothes on. The top is okay, but why do these pants only have one trouser leg, they are hard to wear on the body, and they are still cold between the crotch, which is very unaccustomed!

"Alright, get dressed." I turned to Ke, who was already waiting impatiently.

But when I saw Ah Ke, I paused for a moment: "Why didn't you change your clothes?" ”

"What do you change?"

"Of course it's this man's clothes!"

"Why did I change his clothes?" Ke asked puzzled.

"Shall I go, use my brain? Even 3-year-olds over there know it's easier to change into each other's clothes when they sneak into a certain place, okay!

Ah Ke nodded and said sincerely, "Your children there are so smart. ”

I ......, "Are you going to change it or not?" ”

"Change! Why not? It's just that I won't wear men's clothes......"

So, we were caught in a dilemma. I help Ah Ke to dress, and Ah Ke takes off his own clothes, then I will be killed by Ah Ke who is angry and embarrassed because I see something I shouldn't see. If I don't help Ke wear it, Ke will be very angry and will still kill me.

How can the situation of death be broken?

Ah Ke suddenly held his forehead and said, "His clothes are so big, why can't I put them on?" ”

I patted my head: "Yes! Just because people there don't wear it like that, doesn't mean they can't wear it that way. Empiricism kills people. ”

"You, go and strip him of his clothes."

"Why me?"

"Is it me?" Ke shook the dagger in his hand.

"Okay!" I immediately obediently divided five by two and ripped off my little brother's clothes.

"Come here, help me put it on."

"Why? You're a big girl, it's great to have a handsome guy help you get dressed! "There's no way, Ah Ke showed the dagger again, the situation is stronger than people.

Up close, I found that the heroic Ah Ke is really beautiful, much more beautiful than the model in the game. Because he has been practicing martial arts, Ah Ke has no fat on his body, his thighs are slender, except that his chest is a little flat, and his figure is very good. Smelling the faint body fragrance on her body again, I was in a trance for a while.

"Have you seen enough? If you don't take it seriously, I'll really kill you! Ah Ke said with a black face.

When I looked at it, I was used to wearing a trouser leg on one foot. This time, the hand touched the thigh directly, can the person not be angry?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, everyone in our place wears pants like this, I forgot that this is Yan Guo." I hurried up and helped Ke get dressed.

We walked out of the bathhouse together, and when we passed by the bathtub, the mud jumped in the water, turned back into a cube and wanted to bounce back into my pocket, but I didn't expect that I had changed my clothes, and there was no pocket at all. So it jumped up and down in a hurry, jumped up and down again.

Seeing that it saved me once, I reached out and caught it and put it in my arms.

Ke looked at the cube strangely and said, "What is this?" How do you look at it, it's a little disgusting? ”

"I don't know. The last time we defeated the giant cat in the Demon Seed River, I didn't expect it to be relied on me. For the sake of seeing how useful it is, I'll take it in. ”

"When did we defeat the giant cat together? I'm familiar with the Demon Seed River, but there is no cat there, let alone a giant cat. ”

"Huh? You won't really forget, will you? This was yesterday. ”

"Really? Why am I not impressed? ”

"Here's the thing...... "I was about to repeat our heroic achievements to Ah Ke, but suddenly an obscene subordinate stopped us and said in a strange way: "Stop! Why do you two look so raw? It can't be a spy who infiltrated the Prince's Mansion, right? ”