-21- Keep boasting, keep boasting, don't stop!
Mid-November.
In this cold temperature, the first volume of "Dragon and Tiger" was put on sale in major bookstores.
Inside the sanatorium of the military district.
With the sniper god Chen Guangming coming to visit again, the sanatorium was also a lot more lively.
Thinking about the third world war, Chen Snishen shot Xie Guangkun with one shot...... Ahh It is a shot of the head of the US military is still vivid, and it is also regarded as an idol in the army by many soldiers of the Asian Alliance, and it is unthinkable that now, his group of retired veterans can actually chat happily with Chen Snishen, which also makes Abbas and a group of veterans feel more honored.
Just when everyone was chatting happily, "In addition to the Magic Sword Academy, who else has found any interesting light novels, begging for books".
Without saying a word, Chen Guangming took out a beautifully packaged light novel from his backpack and shook it at everyone.
Looking at the book......
Abbas's eyes subconsciously widened.
A Vietnamese veteran swallowed.
Two muscular hunk men gasped.
And the others around ......
also showed longing eyes, as if saying that I want me and I want me.
At this moment, it was as if Chen Guangming was not holding a light novel in his hand, but a cute girl who had stripped naked, and there was a sound of swallowing saliva all around.
"This is the new book "Dragon and Tiger" by Teacher Mo Shao, I bought three copies, one for collection, one I read last night, and another one, I thought you might need it, so I brought it over." Chen Guangming.
However, what Chen Guangming didn't expect was ......
After hearing his words, Abbas suddenly stood up:
"Can't see it!"
After saying these three words, he swept the cheeks of every veteran present with a serious look.
All the veterans who were swept by his gaze also bowed their heads in shame.
That's right!
For the fourth volume of "Demon Sword Academy", they swore that they would never read the new book of Demon Shao!
They have to force the demon to write the fourth volume!
Who looks who is the dog!
Now, the new book has just been released, and their own people have fallen, so do they still deserve the title of retired veterans of the Confederates? Are they still worthy of the faith in their hearts? If you can't even keep your promises, if you fight again in the future, how can you go to war?
But!
Soon!
A weak voice rang out.
"That...... Chen Sniper, we shouldn't read Mo Shao's new book for the time being, until he writes the fourth volume of "Demon Sword Academy", but is "Dragon and Tiger" good? ”
The person who spoke was called Zhao Kun, and the people in the rivers and lakes called Zhao Ribi, who was a dedicated role cook, and claimed that he only liked Sophia alone in this life, and other girls couldn't get into his eyes.
And the question he asked is also crucial.
Because, even if everyone makes an appointment to boycott the new book of Mo Shao, then it is not too much to ask if the new book is good!
Hearing this, yes, even Abbas softened his expression, pricked up his ears, and looked at Chen Guangming with expectant eyes like everyone else.
Then......
Taking a deep breath, Chen Guangming said in a deep voice:
"The universe is desolate throughout the ages, from the Cretaceous period to the present, he is the most paralyzed, strong, invincible, destroying, destroying, super banana peel boat, good-looking."
"Shhh
After hearing this reply, everyone gasped.
"Dragon and Tiger" is terrifying!
"How does it compare to the Magic Sword Academy?"
Comrade Zhao Kun continued to ask in a trembling voice.
Chen Guangming: "The subject matter is different, and the evaluation varies from person to person, but it is only higher than "Magic Sword Academy". ”
Hearing this, even Abbas, who was the most determined, began to tremble!
What the!
Such a high rating!
Is it only higher than "Magic Sword Academy"? Is it so good-looking!
At this time, it's like a beautiful woman in a bikini standing in front of you, but you can't do anything.
The air suddenly fell into a deathly silence.
"Woohoo!" Comrade Zhao Kun said suddenly.
I promised before, who reads Mo Shao's new book and who is a dog?
Hehe...... If you can read new books, dogs will be dogs! Who is friends with humans!
"You!" Abbas was furious.
Everyone said that they would not watch it together...... Zhao Kun! This traitor!
You actually want to watch it alone!
What's the difference between this and those school who say they want to be scumbags together, but they work hard secretly!
I was so disappointed!
But, soon, he was shocked to find that the other retired veterans around him also began to speak:
"Woohoo!"
"Woohoo!"
"Wang...... Whew!! ”
Originally, if everyone made an appointment not to watch it, then to be honest, it would still be able to hold on. However, if one person can't stand up and betrays his promise first, then others will definitely feel psychologically unbalanced. This is the so-called inequality.
Moreover, what if Zhao Kun finishes reading it and comes back to spoil people who haven't watched it?
Isn't it scary to be spoiled by crazy spoilers before you even watch it?
That's why these veterans regret it so quickly...... Learn how to bark and count as a fart! If it's spoiled, where are you going to cry!
Abbas, on the side, suddenly didn't know what to say.
“……”
Fall silent, think for a moment, organize the language.
Abbas: "Woohoo! ”
"......" Chen Guangming.
……
Late at night, stealing batteries from the studio.
The battery teacher is wielding a pencil at his desk, and with his unrestrained lines, wild colors, and the rustle of the tip of the pen against the white paper, the image of a beautiful girl jumps on the paper. Although, let Li Xiaoci evaluate, she will definitely say that the painting style is not good, but when other people see it, they will be shocked and sigh with emotion, big touch!
"Hey, teacher, haven't you rested so late?"
Coming down from the second floor of the studio, Xiao Liu was a little surprised when he saw that the battery teacher was still working at night. Because generally speaking, with the willful character of the battery teacher, even if it is a high-priced business order, he will never cultivate immortals so late, as if he won't sleep if he doesn't finish it tonight.
"I'm drawing a fanart, not a business order." The battery teacher explained.
"Doujin...... No wonder. Is it Sophia? "Xiao Liu.
The battery teacher is an unswerving tsundere party.,Insist on buying tsundere stocks for a hundred years.,And often draw some fan-art and post them on Weibo.,It can be said that he spares no effort for Sophia's upper position.,Painstakingly.,Just kneeling on the ground and begging the young teacher to open up.。 In the same way, it is only when drawing what you like that the battery teacher will stay up so late, because it is not for money, but for love!
In the words of the battery teacher himself, drawing a fanart for Sophia is not about passion at all! It's love!
However, when Xiao Liu got closer, he found that the teacher did not draw Sophia with blonde and tsundere ponytails at all, but another character......
A poor breasted Lori with a temperament similar to Sophia's tsundere and a fierce expression!
"Teacher, who is this?" Xiao Liu.
"Osaka Taiga ...... heroine of "Dragon and Tiger"." The battery teacher explained without raising his head.
But, soon, he realized something, and the act of painting came to an abrupt halt, and his whole body stiffened.
"Teacher...... Didn't you say that the fourth volume of "Magic Sword Academy" is not out, and you resolutely don't watch "Dragon and Tiger"? Xiao Liu asked very deadly, "Moreover, didn't you say that Sophia is the only teacher in your life, and you will only draw fanart for Sophia alone in the future?" ”
Listened to this......
The battery teacher sighed and put down the paintbrush.
After half a minute of contemplation.
There was a flash of lightning in his mind, and he suddenly said: "Sophia is a character written by Teacher Mo Shao, in other words, she is the daughter of Teacher Mo Shao, right?" ”
"Uh...... Well. ”
"Osaka Dahe is also a character in the pen of Teacher Mo Shao, and he is also the daughter of Mo Shao, Sophia's sister, right?"
"Hmm...... So what does it matter......"
"So! Sophia is my wife, then, as Sophia's own sister, Fengban Dahe is naturally my sister-in-law. I draw a fanart for my sister-in-law.,Is there a problem? The battery teacher looked at Xiao Liu with a vibrant face, with an expression of "no matter how many BB chickens you have, I will interrupt you".
So, Xiao Liu said: "??? ”
It's also compulsory education, why are you so good, teacher?!
……
On the second day of the release of Dragon and Tiger.
November.
The snowstorm in Kyoto came a little early.
However, even the snowflakes fluttering in the sky can't extinguish the enthusiasm of the dead people to buy books.
The door of a certain otaku culture bookstore next to Times Square.
A chubby house excitedly held a copy of "Dragon and Tiger", walked out of the bookstore, and then, casually found a place to rest on the side of the road, sat down and began to flip the book. Therefore, passers-by will subconsciously glance at it when passing by, and then nervously speed up their pace.
Then......
After watching it for about half an hour, in a trance, the fat house felt that someone was shouting to him.
He turned his head and saw a mysterious little girl wearing a black mask, pixel sunglasses, and a peaked cap looking at him:
"You, yes, that's you! Don't look around, it's you! ”
"Little sister...... Is there something wrong with you, you, you, you? The fat house stammered.
Although this little girl is dressed strangely, she is impermeable, like a terrorist.
However, it still makes the fat house brother who has no girlfriend for 10,000 years not calm.
Seeing the unproductive performance of this fat house......
Li Xiaoci, who was hiding his head, also rolled his eyes.
However, when I thought that I encountered this situation in my previous life, it was estimated that I was not much better than the other party, why bother with the death house, so I didn't despise it.
She continued to ask, "Big brother, what kind of novel are you reading?" ”
Hear the three words big brother!
The flesh on the fat house was shaken.
Damn! This crisp Lolita sound, super sweet and woody!
My soul was almost melted by these three words!
However, when it comes to his favorite light novel, the fat house suddenly stopped stammering, "This one?" This is the new work "Dragon and Tiger" by light novelist Teacher Mo Shao. ”
"That'...... How is this book? Is it good-looking? ”
"Beautiful! Super pretty! It's not worse than his last one at all! After just reading a small part, I thought it was the best light novel I've ever read! Fat House said excitedly.
In fact, if he was asked about this by children on weekdays, he would not be so excited, because the fat house is very clear, and children probably can't understand this kind of thing...... Nor will it be interested. However, it can only be said that the reading experience of "Dragon and Tiger" is really fantastic, even if he plays the piano to the cow, he wants to blow up the book!
"Uh-huh, keep talking, keep talking."
Under the pixel sunglasses, Li Xiaoci's eyes narrowed into small crescents.
Yes, she really wants to take a cigarette in her mouth right now, pose again, pretend to be forced or something.
Otherwise!
I can't vent this pleasure!
"Well, that, I like this book super much anyway, um, the writing is also beautiful, um, um......" The fat house began to stutter again.
I'm going, I'm just a simple otaku, and I'm not a critic, no matter how much I praise, he doesn't know how to praise it!
If there is someone who can write a few thousand words of praise for a work...... Then, this fat house may only comment on the sentence "it". And then? And then it's gone.
Looking at this product, it is still very unproductive.
Li Xiaoci was also thinking in her heart......
Keep boasting, keep boasting, don't stop!
What are you doing in the waste manure house?
How is the linguistic organization so pale!
Can't you just add a little more beautiful modifiers?
Talking and stammering, what's there to stutter, I haven't shown my face to you yet, I just can't let you praise people, you useless guy.