"Young man, I am God, I am now in the world, my mana has been lost, I haven't eaten for three months, if you invite me to eat a meal, when I recover my mana, I will give you immortality!"

Lin Weiwei looked at the old beggar in tattered clothes in front of him speechlessly, and he could smell a stench from afar, are you God? Lao Tzu is still the Jade Emperor! He was about to leave, but was stopped by the old beggar.

"Young man, I see that Ruyin Hall is black, there will be a bloody disaster within three hours, if you invite me to a meal, I will help you resolve this bloody disaster!"

Lin Weiwei: ......

Lin Weiwei took out his wallet from his pocket, took out a fifty one from it, and put it back under the golden look in the old beggar's eyes, and took out another ten yuan one, and wanted to hand it to the old beggar, but he was very reluctant, and finally put it back.

took out a five-yuan one again, and before he could think about it, the money and wallet in his hand were snatched away by the old beggar, and before Jin Weiwei could react, the old beggar had already run away.

When Lin Weiwei reacted, he said: "Hold the grass", and then immediately chased after him, there was his living expenses for this month, and the money he promised his girlfriend to buy a kidney 7 was also in the wallet...... bank card!

Not to mention, although this old beggar looks seventy or eighty, the speed of this run is not ordinarily fast, and Lin Weiwei, who was the captain of the cheerleader of the campus long-distance running team, was stunned and couldn't catch up.

Lin Weiwei shouted as he ran: "Catch the thief!"

Maybe the heavens were helping Lin Weiwei, but the old beggar ran to an intersection and happened to encounter a red light, so he had to stop.

Seeing that Lin Weiwei was about to catch up, the old beggar naturally would not sit still, and when he saw that there were no cars on both sides, he wanted to run the red light, but at this time, Lin Weiwei was already about to catch the old beggar.

The old beggar was dragged by Lin Weiwei and rushed to the middle of the road, when suddenly there was a car sound, then a sudden brake sound, and then a "...... sound", Lin Weiwei felt that his body flew up, and then fell heavily to the ground, she lost consciousness......

In a blur, Lin Weiwei slowly opened his eyes, and what greeted him was a piece of white, and then the pungent smell of medicine made Lin Weiwei want to vomit.

Sitting up from the hospital bed with difficulty, Lin Weiwei felt that his head hurt, and then some vague and unfamiliar memories flashed in his mind, and then ...... Lin Weiwei was dumbfounded.

What's going on? This memory ...... Lin Weiwei? Dependent on your mother? A freshman at Chunki High School? When he suddenly fainted during military training and was examined in the hospital, he was told by the doctor that he was terminally ill and could not live to be 16 years old?

Unintentionally, Lin Weiwei found a "painting" on the wall, holding grass, beauty!

Look at that breast, that face, if Lao Tzu's girlfriend has her one hundredth percent, no, one percent beautiful, let Lao Tzu live ten years less Lao Tzu is willing! But how can such a beautiful girl wear a hospital gown? The Second People's Hospital of S City?

Hey, this "painting" of the cow fork, the people inside will still move? Is she learning from me? Lin Weiwei moved strangely, and sure enough, the "painting" on the wall moved with Lin Weiwei, Lin Weiwei made a grimace, and the painting on the wall also made a grimace.

Lin Weiwei seemed to have found a fun toy, and thought to himself if he touched himself, took off his clothes or something, would the girl in this "painting" also ......

Thinking about it, the sinful hand slowly touched his chest, and sure enough, the girl in the "painting" followed her movements and touched her hand to her chest.

"Hey, what's going on...... Uh-huh......" Lin Weiwei was stunned for a moment, why are his breasts so big? So soft? Unconsciously pinched, hey, what the hell is this fluttering feeling......

Suddenly, Lin Weiwei was stunned, and the beauties in the "painting" were also stunned.

Then Lin Weiwei slowly stretched out one of his hands between his legs, trying to grab something, but he grabbed it empty. Then he stupidly lifted his pants and looked into the crotch, and his nosebleed flowed, but Lin Weiwei said stupidly:

"It's gone...... It's gone, it's really gone......"

Just when Lin Weiwei was in a daze, a voice suddenly came from his head, and the owner of this voice was the old beggar!

"Young man, how about I tell you that there will be a plague of blood and light in three hours? If you don't listen to Ben Di's words, you will suffer a loss in front of you, and you will have a car accident, right? ”

Lin Weiwei was startled by this sudden voice, and then shouted loudly:

"Old thing, where are you? Don't pretend to be a ghost, get out of here! After shouting, he was stunned again, and obediently knocked and knocked, the voice ...... Why is it spicy?

"Hehe, boy, accept the reality, you are dead, if it weren't for my awakening of mana at the critical moment to integrate your soul into this girl's body, you would have entered the six reincarnations by now!" The old beggar's voice came again.

Lin Weiwei looked around vigilantly, where is this beggar?

As if he had guessed Lin Weiwei's thoughts, the old beggar said again: "Hehe, young man, I am in the sea of your consciousness, when you and I had a car accident, I and your soul separated from the body, and at the critical moment I integrated my and your soul into this girl's body, so there is this situation!"

Hearing what the old beggar said, Lin Weiwei was stunned, Nani? In the sea of their own consciousness? This......

"Who the hell are you? Don't scare me! It's a dream! Yes, it must be a dream! The frightened Lin Weiwei pinched his thigh, and a feeling of pain instantly spread throughout his body, which ......

The old beggar's voice continued: "Oh, young man, accept the reality, and tell you two news, one bad news and one good news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Seeing that this didn't seem to be a dream, she really became a girl, and when she heard the old beggar say this, she immediately scolded loudly: "Listen to your sister's news, quickly change Lao Tzu back!"

Although this girl is very beautiful, fairy-like, but ...... He has been a boy for 21 years, and even just tasted the forbidden fruit a few days ago, and experienced the feeling of fluttering immortals, which suddenly became a girl's paper......

After Lin Weiwei scolded, the voice in his head was silent for a while, and then the voice came again: "Then tell you the bad news first!"

The bad news is that this body is extraordinary, it is a rare extreme yin body in the world, and your soul is a masculine soul, resulting in the fusion of yin and yang, and the body and soul are inseparable, even if you die later, it will be difficult for your soul to escape from this body. In layman's terms, you can't become a boy anymore, and you may not even have the right to be reincarnated! ”

"As for the good news, this body is very suitable for cultivating my exercises, and you are willing to worship me as a teacher?"

Listening to what the old beggar said, Lin Weiwei said to himself in a daze: "I can't go back...... I can't go back......"

Then she heard that the old beggar wanted to take her as an apprentice, and she was immediately angry: "Worship your sister's teacher, tell Lao Tzu who he is?"

Old beggar: "I have said it, I am God, my full name is Shangyin Qing Miao Bo Ruo Norami Fei Shengjun Emperor, everyone who knows me calls me God, I am one of the four great god emperors in the divine realm, but I am calculated by traitors...... Hey, don't talk about it, young man, it's a kind of fate that you meet me.

If you worship me as a teacher, and I teach you the supreme divine arts, then what immortality and eternal youth will be trivial! Otherwise, after a hundred years, your soul will not be able to leave your body, and you will only be reduced to the living dead......"