On the fifth day of the first month, light rain, it is advisable to form a net, and avoid lawsuits

On the fifth day of the first month, light rain, it is advisable to form a net, and avoid lawsuits

Because of yesterday's really strange behavior of the Yin Queen, Wang Dafu lost sleep, although the dead fat man had studied "The Legend of the Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty" several times in class when he was in high school, and he understood the plot of the Xuanwumen section very thoroughly, but after all, now the players are now having a greater and greater influence on "Life", so Wang Dafu feels that the current situation in Chang'an has completely departed from the situation of the original book - it is already a big accident that the Yin Queen can live until now, and what kind of accident will be caused by this, No one can speculate!

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In fact, the current situation of the Tang Empire itself is the most unreasonable, whether in history or in China, when the Xuanwumen incident occurred, Li Jiancheng had already been the crown prince for several years, not like now, he had not been officially established as the crown prince.

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However, the insomnia of the dead fat man is different from that of ordinary people, others have not been able to sleep, but this guy can fall asleep in a daze as soon as he lies down, but not long after falling asleep, he will wake up again on his own, and so on!

"What's the most painful thing in the world?"

"I was woken up!"

"What's more painful than being woken up?"

"I was woken up just after falling asleep......"

"What's more painful than being woken up just after falling asleep?"

“…… Constantly being woken up ......"

"What's more painful than being woken up continuously?"

“……”

"Huh? Why didn't you answer? ”

"Fuck! What is more painful than being woken up is being woken up just after falling asleep; Even more painful than being woken up just after falling asleep is being woken up continuously; Even more painful than being woken up in a row is being woken up just after falling asleep in a row! That's what you're doing right now, bastard! In his sleep, Wang Dafu shouted violently and kicked the guy who was making noise in his ears to the clouds!

Then, he realized that he had a dream......

- Actually, insomnia is not painful, it is painful...... Dream about yourself insomnia.

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Falling asleep, not falling asleep, or falling asleep and dreaming that you are not asleep, or not falling asleep and thinking that you are asleep - this may be the haze of being half asleep.

Wang Dafu is in such a state now, he doesn't know whether he is asleep, awake, or half-asleep! The reason why he's in this state is because he's really, really, very

Looking at the group of monks in front of him pretending to be profound and muttering inexplicable scriptures in unison, he felt even more bored, of course, inexplicable, because he couldn't understand a word - although the dead fat man studied dozens of foreign languages such as English, French, Russian, Japanese, and German, and also studied Taiwanese, Cantonese, and Hokkien dialects, and even knew a little about African indigenous languages, but he didn't know anything about Sanskrit......

Insomnia all night, Wang Dafu originally planned to sleep at home for a day today to make up for the loss of brain cells last night, but unfortunately, he was dug out of the quilt by Zhen Damei early in the morning.

"Oh my God! Zixiao, it's not dawn yet, what are you calling me to do so early! "Sleep-deprived men are in extremely bad moods.

"But...... Dalang, didn't you make an appointment to go to Todaiji Temple today to talk to Miss Shi about Buddhism? "The woman who sleeps very well has an innocent face.

"Talking about Buddhism?" Wang Dafu thought for a while before he reacted: "Cut~~ Who is interested in accompanying that group of bald donkeys and fake nuns to drink tea and chat Kan Dashan?" I'm full! It can be seen that lack of sleep has no less effect on a person than drunkenness, and if a fat person usually dies, he would never say such a "blunt" comment.

"What? Dalang, are you really planning to miss the appointment? "Zhen Da Beauty's voice has become extremely gentle!

"Don't want to go? I didn't even plan to go! Wang Dafu rarely told the truth frankly, when he accepted the invitation of his concubine, he didn't think about going to this big-headed ghost's "Tea Party on Buddhism" at all.

It's a pity that seven or eight times out of ten things are not as good as they should be...... Wang Dafu's beautiful "vision" soon turned into a "fantasy".

"But Da Lang, people really want to go!" Zhen Da Beauty said softly as if she was coquettish.

"If you want to go, then you can go yourself!" A certain man seems to be missing tendons this morning, and it seems that the effect of lack of sleep on the human brain is really obvious!

"I'll go on my own! Say that to me again! The beauty immediately turned into a lioness, and if you look closely, it is still the kind that lives in Hedong!

Stretched out his hand and twisted it like this, only to hear a series of screams: "Ahhhhh Zi Xiao, don't pinch it, I'll get up! With the scream, Wang Dafu jumped up, and then ......

"Ah~rascal!" Another even sharper exclamation resounded through the world, and the dead fat man has since gained the nickname "exhibitionist"!

In all fairness, Wang Dafu didn't want to go to Concubine Xuan's invitation this time, because according to convention, at this time, under this environment, Concubine Xuan's sudden invitation would basically not be anything good!

Wang Dafu understands, and Concubine Xuan also understands that the reason why Wang Dafu is so important now is entirely because of the delicate balance between the three sons of Tang Feng, once this balance is broken, Wang Dafu and even Zhang Yingzhe are just the princes of the slightly stronger side!

As long as the ninth day of the new year is passed, this balance will be broken no matter what! Therefore, this invitation is likely to be that this sanctimonious fairy intends to persuade Wang Dafu here for the sake of "the common people in the world", but if Wang Dafu insists on not being "obedient", this fairy is likely to use the reason of "talking about Buddhism and Taoism", and simply put Wang Dafu under house arrest until the end of the "canonization ceremony" on the ninth day of the first month.

Faced with such a situation, of course Wang Dafu was not interested in participating in any hellish "talking about Buddhism"! Look at who people have invited, "Yue Shan", Ba Fenghan, Hou Xibai...... Together, can these people have the good fruit of Wang Dafu to eat?

But although Wang Dafu was reluctant to go, Zhen Damei insisted on going! However, Zhen Da Beauty insisted on going, not because of the eldest lady's temper, but because of other considerations!

"Da Lang, you now have a certain reputation among the people, especially the reputation of being thirsty for talent, but ......" Zhen Da Mei smiled and continued: "...... But now that Greenwillow Town is about to upgrade Greenwillow City, the demand for talents will reach a terrifying level at that time! Dalang, although you are famous now, it is still far from enough, your current reputation is not enough to attract real sages and talents, even if you can come, you can't let them stand out in the territory. ”

When Wang Dafu heard this, he immediately recalled the current situation in Greenwillow Town, and sure enough, just like Zhen Damei said, although there are many talents, but there are few people who are really famous in history, and occasionally there are a few like "Mousheng" Zhang Liang and "God of War" Yue Fei, but they just settled in Greenwillow Town, and they have no intention of becoming a leader at all!

Thinking of this, Wang Dafu immediately said sincerely like Zhen Damei: "Ziyu, what do you mean?" ”

Zhen Da Meinu's face was pale, and she said seriously: "Da Lang, I know that you strangers seem to be quite prejudiced against Cihang Jingzhai, and you don't like to deal with them very much, and even look down on them, but you have to understand that in fact, Cihang Jingzhai's fame is very big, no matter whether this fame is good or notorious, it is always well-known!" ”

Wang Dafu immediately understood what Zhen Da Mei meant, he had always disliked Cihang Jingzhai, and at the same time, he also knew that most players did not have a good impression of this organization, and even he thought that Cihang Jingzhai's influence was far less than that described in the original book.

But he forgot that Cihang Jingzhai may not have the terrifying influence of "the head of the white road in the world" in the original book, but the popularity of people has risen instead of falling! - After all, whether you admire or dislike, you must first know the existence of the other party!

For Wang Dafu, what he needs most now is to improve his fame, so that he can stand out among all players and enter the eyes of those who are truly virtuous, and the best way to increase his popularity is - hype!

And this time to Todaiji Temple is obviously an excellent opportunity for "hype......

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For this reason, Wang Dafu got up from bed in pain early in the morning, and accompanied Zhen Damei to Dongda Temple to worship the Buddha and incense, and by the way, he talked about Buddhism with the concubine.

But how did the dead fat man not expect that Concubine Xuan would arrange such a meeting gift for him - to accompany the monks of Dongda Temple to do a ceremony of "releasing life and praying for blessings and welcoming Buddha bones".

The Buddhist ritual sounds simple, but in fact, it can exhaust people to death, not to mention anything else, that is, at the beginning of the ceremony, the joint chanting of the scriptures made Wang Dafu almost collapse!

This scripture sounded like a grunt to Wang Dafu, he couldn't understand a word at all, and he didn't even know where people were reading, but he had to kneel there honestly, unable to move, and didn't dare to fall asleep, this is simply ......

In fact, it is not a big problem to kneel honestly and not sleep, what really makes Wang Dafu unbearable is that he doesn't know how long it will take to finish reading this scripture, this feeling of not seeing hope and not seeing the ending is simply terrible!

On the fifth day of the first month, Xiaoyu, it is advisable to form a net, avoid lawsuits, and talk about Buddhism has not yet begun, Wang Dafu has been defeated by Concubine Xuan......