23. Enigmatic dialogue

Hearing this strange Uncle Black's question, I was stunned.

"Flower elves? Tyris? Xiao Nan and I said almost at the same time: "That fluttering moth? ”

I saw Uncle Hei scratching his head with a smile and said, "Although I don't know what you mean by fluttering moths, it seems that I should know each other." ”

After a pause, Uncle Hei suddenly said: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Niu Kelian, and I am the cook of the Rock City Branch of the Werner Chamber of Commerce, may I ask who the two of ......you are?"

Xiao Nan and I glanced at each other, the Werner Chamber of Commerce? Isn't that what Tilise has given us to do? That is, he is just an ordinary passer-by? This...... Is it a misunderstanding? But even if it is a passer-by, staring at us like this, even if there is no misunderstanding, there will definitely be a misunderstanding, I sighed helplessly.

Xiao Nan hesitated for a moment and asked, "So, aren't you blaming Shu Huang?" ”

Niu Kelian was stunned for a moment, and said puzzledly: "What is the blame for Shu Xiao?" ”

I smiled dryly and waved my hand, and said, "It's nothing, we recognized the wrong person just now, eh...... Hello Brother Niu, my name is Hu Lezheng, and her name is Le Zhengnan. ”

Niu Ke Lian smiled and said: "Brother Cat, your daughter-in-law is so handsome, you see that this skin is very watery, tsk, this body, this leg, tender can pinch out the water." ”

Cold sweat broke out on my forehead, this Niu Kelian is really an 'honest man', it's too unusual, can these big truths be told in front of other people's big girls?

"Ahh

I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my arm, turned my head, and saw Xiao Nan's face blushing, and he was pinching my arm.

"No, he's talking nonsense, what are you pinching me for?"

Niu Kelian continued to maintain that smiling expression and said, "You two have a really good relationship. ”

"Ahh

I turned my head again, and said to Xiao Nan without tears: "This really has nothing to do with me, you tap ......"

Xiao Nan buried his head very low, and said angrily: "If you don't hurry up and explain, is it possible that you still want to push the boat down the river...... De bones? ”

I said helplessly: "Yes, whatever, can you let me go first?" It hurts ......."

Niu Kelian looked at us whispering here, and couldn't help but be amazed: "Young people nowadays, they are so close in broad daylight, and they miss me when I was young...... Alas, the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and one generation is more than one generation of waves......"

"Ahh She's not my daughter-in-law, she's my sister! ”

Hearing this, I saw Niu Kelian stunned for a few seconds, and then exclaimed: "Your sister!? ”

I tilted my head and dragged my voice and said, "Your sister! Didn't I say, Brother Niu, why are you still scolding? ”

"Oh......" Niu Kelian scratched his head in embarrassment and said with a smile: "I said she is actually your sister?" Tsk, the world is declining, people's hearts are not ancient, even their own sisters are ...... Oh, that, I'm a little out of my mouth, don't mind ......."

"Ah-it hurts, it hurts, no, Xiao Nan, you see I explained it and explained, what can I do? I'm desperate too......"

Feeling the unconscious arm, I was about to cry, are the girls fighting the same way?

Xiao Nan finally let go of her hand, turned around, no longer paid attention to the two of us, and whispered beside her, "Are you still desperate? Hehe, I didn't see it, I guess the joy blossomed in my heart, right? ”

I sighed softly, raised my head and looked at Niu Kelian and said helplessly: "Brother Niu, are you businessmen so undisciplined in your speech?" ”

Hearing this, Niu Kelian's original hippie smiling expression disappeared instantly, and was replaced by a serious look:

"Brother Cat, I don't like to hear what you say, our Werner Chamber of Commerce is different from those bewitching J goods outside, our Werner Chamber of Commerce has no businessmen, and they do conscientious business, which is known to the world, don't use the word businessman to insult us, otherwise I won't finish with you."

It seems to be a disciplined chamber of commerce, Niu Kelian's words made me blush, alas, look at people, resolutely resist the word 'businessman', and keep saying 'conscience business', too, I don't know them, so I draw conclusions, alas, my fault.

Of course, Niu Kelian didn't know what I was thinking at the moment, but I saw him clear his throat, straighten his waist, make a gesture of what a spirit, and said seriously:

"The purpose of our Werner Chamber of Commerce is that we are not businessmen, we are just a group of 'young people' who have come together with a 'common purpose of making money'."

Tsk, look at people, how eloquent these words are, an employee, even if just a cook, can actually perform for his own work unit, can perform like this, what a successful enterprise should be? My heart was filled with a yearning for the Werner Chamber of Commerce until ......

Xiao Nan muttered beside him: "Young people with a common purpose of making money? Isn't this still a businessman? ”

Although the voice was small, it was kept to a size that allowed me and Niu Kelian to hear clearly at the same time, and I didn't know if she was intentional, so I looked up at Niu Kelian.

He still maintained that vigorous posture, but now that he looked, he always felt a little lacking in confidence, and his original expression instantly stiffened.

Xiao Nan continued to mutter: "Moreover, compared to the two of us, you are already a middle-aged uncle, and you are embarrassed to call yourself a young man?" Hey~ I'm ashamed. ”

I was immediately embarrassed, I have lived with my childhood sweetheart for 18 years, and it is the first time I know that Xiao Nan still has a poisonous tongue attribute.

I raised my head and glanced at Niu Kelian secretly, don't say that his expression is stiff at the moment, now I should say that his face is gloomy like water, right? After all, the face is too dark, and I'm not sure if it's gloomy or not, at least that's what the brain makes.

I saw him lower his head, his white teeth clenched, and these words popped out from between his teeth: "Although I am old, I have a heart that does not accept old age!" ”

Xiao Nan continued to mumble: "Hey~ It's all a big person, and the children can go to the street to make soy sauce, and they are not ashamed." Speaking of literature and art, this is called the typical Ah Q spirit, and to say that it is ugly, this is called YY, shame, shame. As he spoke, he stretched out his right index finger and scraped it three times on his little face.

I don't know what they think now, I'm really afraid that the black uncle in front of me will be angry, wipe his black chest white, rub out an axe tattoo, and take out an axe from his crotch by the way.

At least looking at Niu Kelian's gritted teeth, it seems that he will really do this.

I hurriedly waved my hand and smiled, "Let's talk about something else, for example, how do you know that we know Tiris?" ”

Hearing my words, Niu Kelian clenched his fists tightly several times, and finally let go weakly.

"Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you."

I saw him pointing to the ant car behind us and said, "It's very simple, how can humans afford this kind of car?" This is a car made of the natal magic of the flower elf, and only the flower elf can use it, and you can drive away to prove that it was given to you by the flower elf, and within a radius of dozens of miles, there is only one flower elf in Tiris, oh, that is, the border guard of the country of flowers. ”