Chapter Ninety-Five: An Author Without a Keyboard Is a Pig
"Ahh In the early morning, there was a long scream in the residential building, but fortunately most of the residents had gone to work at this point, so the police were not called.
"What's wrong, brother?" The door of the bedroom was kicked open, and the cute girl Paper Xueling, who was wearing a nightdress, rushed into the room, and saw Xuefeng sitting in front of the computer with only a set of pants and a collapsed face, and kicked it without thinking about it.
"How naΓ―ve!" Although Xuefeng is a dead house, he has been transferred by his father to β_ β taught for a few years, not to mention that his combat power is extraordinary, but his reaction ability is still there, I saw him reach out and fish, and grabbed Xue Ling's smooth calf, and subconsciously dragged it hard.
However, Xuefeng made a mistake, because Xue Ling was stepping on slippers on his feet!
In the middle of this kick and drag, the cute slippers, which were already very loose, broke away from Xue Ling's tender white little feet and smashed straight on Xue Feng's face, leaving a slightly black shoe print.
"Brother, what are you crazy about early in the morning? Hurry up and give me clothes to put on! Guo Ben screamed or something, were you pressed by a ghost? Xue Ling's face was slightly red, and she withdrew her little feet, covering her body under her nightdress, and she couldn't help but secretly make a mistake, and she didn't know if the old brother saw it just now.
"What's wrong with wearing only panties in your room in the summer?" Xue Feng pouted, but unexpectedly hit the minefield, and ate Xue Ling's "third punch of obliteration" with his back (I don't know how many people know the brainless animation of the doppelganger warrior, but the author watched the 2001 version, but it seems that there was a reset version in 11 years, by the way, the first episode of the big teacher Hiratsuka Jing also played this stalk).
"Ahem......" Xue Feng covered his waist and leaned against the wall, and it took a long time to breathe, and he glared at Xue Ling with a poi expression, "Okay, don't learn, I learned all the courage and ruthlessness of the old man when he was young!" It's me, if someone else treats you like this, maybe you'll have to lie on the ground for a long time! β
Xuefeng's father is an ordinary worker, of course, most of the families in this era are from this background, but other than that, his father was a kind person when he was young, yes, one of those kind people who can lend you money without asking why, with two ribbon fish tattooed on his arms and a raccoon cat on his chest...... Ahem, well, that's because I'm older and my tattoos are out of shape, and it was really a dragon and a tiger...... Ah, wait, that doesn't seem right......
Forget it, it's all details, in short, this young and quite murderous dad changed his mind after meeting his mother, joined a state-owned enterprise, and later became a file clerk and became a small cadre, but the temper of that social person has not changed at all, Xuefeng has been forced to practice martial arts since he was a child, that's right, it is to practice martial arts, this murderous father doesn't know where he learned a set of eight-pole standing piles, and he has been forced to practice since he was a child, but later because of his studies, plus Xuefeng himself doesn't like this set, It was thrown aside with the assistance of my mother, but it was Xue Ling, a girl, who has been good at this since she was a child, and has been practicing until now.
Until a few years ago, Xue Ling's dark energy began to become (as a person who has been in contact with this line of work to tell you, in fact, there is nothing magical about dark energy, what tiger and leopard thunder sound, what paper melting gold is deceiving, to put it bluntly, it is just a few techniques that make the attack more harmful, such as drilling, to put it bluntly, it is to rotate the fist when punching, so that the strength can be condensed, so as to improve the penetration, and the kind of national art in the novel is not the same thing at all, I was aware of this back then, so I abandoned Wu Congwen, So now it's broken...... So don't worry about what kind of world the author's world has become a world of martial artists and super powers), Xue Feng was stunned to find that he was completely suppressed by this cute girl, this is really a sad story......
"Do you believe that I repeated what you just said to Daddy?" Xue Ling had a threatening smile on her face, but the whole person shrunk into a nightdress and looked like a weak and cute girl, but Xue Feng knew very well what kind of combat power was hidden under this soft and cute appearance.
Although it is impossible to use one as ten as in the novel, it is really not a problem to teach one or two big men a lesson.
"Less......" Xue Feng put the short sleeves on his body with an angry face, and then sat in front of the computer again, looking at the readers discussing the plot with a confused face.
Where is the strongest father, what kind of sister's banana and other weird things.
But none of this matters, the important thing is that Yukikaze can't talk back at all!
I don't know if you remember, just a day ago, Yukikaze's keyboard died in the line of duty.
Although I have bought a new keyboard, it is still on the way to the delivery, and it will take at least two days to arrive. Although it's not that you can't go downstairs to buy a keyboard for temporary use, but people who often code words should know that if you change the keyboard type, the efficiency of code words will be greatly reduced.
Xuefeng without the keyboard.,It's completely a two-day break mentality.,But who knows.,This dead novel can actually be updated by himself! Obviously using his own structure, his own character, but he came up with his own plot, since this is the case, what do you want to do as an author?
If it's an ordinary street writer, it's fine, but Xuefeng is a Virgo writer with ideals, pursuits, and obsessive-compulsive disorder (the last one is the point)!
He couldn't stand it at all that his novels weren't at his disposal.
And what made him even more speechless was that He Xuewei, who was originally a childhood sweetheart, actually fell into the situation of an NPC who sent a mission, and his sense of existence was not even as high as that women's clothing boss!
What the hell is this meowing?
Just as in every novel of Mr. Jin, the cousin is tragic, every author likes to mix some private goods in the book when writing a book, such as all of Xuefeng's novels, the protagonist's name is Feng Xue, and this childhood sweetheart named He Xuewei is also a projection of a somewhat special character in Xuefeng's memory.
Although it is destined to become a stepping stone for the heroine of the heavenly descending system, it can't be so non-existent, right?
Moreover, if you are the only one who has no sense of existence, why doesn't even Chi Sakura, the heroine of the heavenly descending system, have no sense of existence?
This book is really not Kifan!
Passers-by and heroines or something, they're all evil ways!
Although Xue Feng roared angrily in his heart, he had no way at all, because he didn't have a keyboard.
If the weapon of the brave is the holy sword, then the author's weapon is the keyboard, and the author without the keyboard is like a brave man dressed as a novice, and can only expect God to say to him - "You can't die here yet......"
However, just as Xue Feng was typing word by word on the virtual keyboard with his mouse, Xue Ling's yin voice came from behind him again-
"Anyway, brother...... Can you explain what exactly this banana means? β