Subject: League of Legends Fundamentals

Instructor: Ye Han

Student: There are millions of viewers in the live broadcast room who don't know how to play League of Legends

Ye Han's idea is very simple, since you said that you can't play League of Legends and can't understand this game, then I will teach you to play, not to ask you to become a master, but to ask you to stay and watch my live broadcast after you learn to play League of Legends.

"Everyone, please be quiet, now let's continue to stream League of Legends." Ye Han said softly. "I saw that many people in the live broadcast room were saying that they couldn't play League of Legends, they couldn't understand my live broadcast, and even many people were saying that I wanted to unsubscribe, cough cough, I was really chilled when I saw these words!"

"It's a big excuse, do you want to continue streaming League of Legends?"

"You deserve it, who told you not to sing, and you still continue to broadcast League of Legends!"

"The anchor is big, you actually said that you want to broadcast League of Legends live, I'm chilling!"

"Upstairs, you're cold, I'm heartbroken! Say okay sing you?! ”

"Woo, my puppy died of dystocia, it's all because of the excuse that he doesn't sing, you compensate my little, you compensate my little, woo."

"Upstairs, it looks like you can't be a dog tonight."

"By the way, why don't you go to martyrdom?"

"Your child is dead, and you're still in the mood to watch the live stream here! Beasts!! ”

“+1”

“+2”……

“+10086”

Hearing Ye Han's words, the audience in the live broadcast room began to complain, but no one said anything like quitting the channel, and the decline in popularity in the live broadcast room was also slow.

"Ahem." Seeing the unscrupulous audience in the live broadcast room, Ye Han almost couldn't help laughing, coughed dryly one or two, and said softly: "Since you all said that you can't play League of Legends, then as an anchor, I will start from scratch today and teach everyone to play League of Legends hand in hand." ”

"Well, are you very excited to hear the news, are you very excited, are you so excited that you can't sleep, hahaha, I'm like this too!" Ye Han chuckled lightly and clicked on the League of Legends as he spoke. "I am very excited to be a teacher for the first time in my life, everyone rest assured, I will not mistake people's children, well, I will definitely bring you a very lively and interesting class, I hope you like it, and can support me to continue to do it."

"What is a teacher? Is it OK to eat? ”

"It's a big excuse, you actually want to be a teacher? How I don't know. ”

"Tears broke down, I said that I was good at singing, and now it has become a school for elementary school students."

"I'll play League of Legends, beg for an excuse to finish it directly, don't make any lecture halls, it's the most disgusting lecture hall."

"That's right, I've seen a lot of lectures before, and they're all super disgusting, and it's super boring, and the excuse is big, so you better honestly let Xiaoxiao explain."

"I feel like a big excuse is misleading people's children, lecture hall? I'm also drunk. ”

"I remember seeing a Carl lecture in Dota before, and it scared me to pee, it was so high-end, I couldn't understand it at all!".

Many people saw that Ye Han was actually going to broadcast the League of Legends live again, and they put their mice on the exit channel in the upper right corner of the live broadcast room, but when they heard Ye Han's next words, most of them chose to stay.

"Eun, everyone is serious, serious, this is a classroom, how can you look down on your teacher like this, you are so unacceptable!" Ye Han said in a deep voice, and then said in a strange tone: "As a glorious people's teacher, I will definitely teach you well, please trust me, but also believe in my teaching ability, as the so-called people's teacher for the people, I can't guarantee to teach you to become the flower of the motherland, but I will definitely guarantee that I can teach everyone to be a successful loser, a diao silk who no longer relies on the right hand, but on the hands." ”

Hearing Ye Han's funny tone, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter again, and began to ridicule Ye Han, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was also brought up by Ye Han.

"Hahaha, the excuse is big, can you not speak in this tone, this reminds me of my elementary school math teacher, he said so at the beginning, and as a result, no one in our class passed math that year."

"Excuse teacher, can I skip class?"

"I don't know what the excuse is talking about, but it's really funny."

"Hahaha, don't tease, let me keep laughing for a while."

"It means that he has already been a loser, thank you."

"Diao silk for twenty years, never on the right hand, because I am left-handed."

"Report to the teacher, Xiao Ming skipped class!"

"Xiao Ming, come back quickly, the teacher is named!"

…………

"Hey, that classmate named Xiao Ming, you don't have to skip class, you just go out." Seeing the remarks in the live broadcast room, Ye Han said with a smile. "Do you know why I let Xiao Ming out?"

"This has to mention a very tragic thing, because, I used to meet a nine-year-old child named Xiao Ming in an Internet café, well, Xiao Ming is very ugly, at that time he wanted to bet with me, saying that he could let the beautiful woman who was playing League of Legends in front of him kiss him, and the bet was a pack of spicy strips, at that time I asked him if he knew the beauty, he said no, and then, I readily agreed to the bet with him, after all, which beauty is willing to kiss a very ugly little boy, everyone said, right?"

"However, what I never expected was that he just said a word in the ear of that beauty, and that beauty actually kissed Xiao Ming, and I also lost a pack of spicy strips for this, and later, I asked the beauty, only to know that I didn't complain if I lost, I didn't complain if I lost!"

"He said: Hello sister, my name is Xiao Ming, I am 9 years old this year, I am in the 3rd grade of primary school, I just skipped class, if you don't kiss me, I will go to play ranking."

"Just like that, that beauty kissed him, woo, a lot of good cabbage, just like that, Xiao Ming snatched her kiss!" Ye Han pretended to be sad and said.

After speaking, Ye Han looked at the chat bar in the live broadcast room and watched the audience's reaction.

"What do you mean?"

"I don't understand, why did that beauty kiss him after Xiao Ming said his identity?"

"I really can't understand it, so I'm asking for an excuse to tell a big joke, okay?"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, Xiao Ming, elementary school student, hahahaha."

"Upstairs, is the joke really funny?"

"yes, I don't understand at all, hey."

"Hey, let me explain it to you, elementary school students in League of Legends generally refer to people with special game strength, it can also be said to be pig teammates and pig opponents, people who want to know more, you can go to play League of Legends to experience it, hahahaha, no, I have to continue laughing for a while."

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"Hehe, okay, this joke is estimated to be incomprehensible to many people who don't play League of Legends, so I'll tell you a story about Xiao Ming." Ye Han chuckled. "During the lesson, the teacher asked, 'Imagine if you were in a world with dinosaurs and one of them was about to eat you?'

Xiao Ming replied: "It's not easy! Just stop imagining it right away. ’

The teacher said, 'Get out! ’”

"If you still don't understand, I still have a lot of stories about Xiao Ming here." Saying that, Ye Han casually said a joke about Xiao Ming, he had seen a lot of jokes about Xiao Ming on the Internet in his previous life, not at this time, when to use it.

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"Hahaha." Listening to the jokes in Ye Han's mouth, Chen Ying'er on the side couldn't help but chuckle, looking at Ye Han with deep curiosity in her eyes, she really didn't understand why his brain was so long, and there were so many funny stories casually.

Glancing at Li Xiyue, and seeing that she was also staring at Ye Han with curiosity, Chen Ying'er muttered in her heart: "There are two big beauties around him, he can concentrate on the live broadcast like this, I really don't know if there is a problem in his mind." ”