The Taoist monks met happily at the farmhouse in Nanpu Village, chatting happily, and suddenly heard the children's voices at the door, but the words were extremely sharp, and they couldn't help but get up and look at the door.

I saw a little monk standing at the door, dressed in a heavy monk's robe, incompatible with the hot and humid summer night, and his white and tender face was full of cute smiles.

After raising his little hand wrapped like a zongzi and giving a funny chorte, the little monk smiled sweeter and said softly, "The little monk told the truth and blew up a group of small second goods!" ”

The Taoist monks who stood up in the room had a stiff face, this little monk has a poisonous mouth!

Since the monk was talking outside the house, the leading Taoist priest Zhang Tieqian was pinching his fingers and silently calculating, at this time his brows suddenly stretched, and he didn't seem to care about his words at all, just laughed and said, "I said why is it so difficult to calculate, it turned out to be the junior brother of the Tibetan Buddhist Temple in Tibet, the thirteen courtyards of Huaguo have the same qi and branches, and the poor road has prepared wine and food, little master, please take a seat!" ”

The little monk was unceremonious, and went straight to the third table, and a doll occupied a table of wine and food.

The fat monk in the lead had a disdainful smile on his face, and pretended to say loudly, "I heard that there has been a strange thing in the fake lama temple on the Tibetan side recently, called ...... Yuan Ye, right? At a young age, I had to wear monk's clothes in the lama temple and learn Zen Buddhism, and I haven't been killed so far, which is an outlier! Ha ha! ”

The little monk Yuan Ye listened with a smile all the time, and he was not angry, but echoed, "All actions are impermanent, it is the law of life and death, and the donor has a high opinion!" ”

"What?" , The fat monk was slightly surprised, this little monk has a good cultivation, he is not angry, and he is still reciting Buddhist scriptures!

Yuan Ye replied seriously, "Okay, in layman's terms, there are thousands of ridiculous things in the world, and it is nothing to have a monk in the lama temple. For example, now, only first-class colleges can know the whereabouts of Mr. Li Ran, but the ones sent are all second-rate waste, isn't it even more ridiculous?! ”

"What did you say?" , the fat monk hates hairy children the most in his life, and hates others bullying him the most for being uneducated.

At this time, a hairy child pointed out that Sang scolded Huai and scolded him, and by the way, he ridiculed him for being uneducated, how could he bear it?

Seeing the fat monk's huge body like a mountain pressing over, the little monk didn't show fear at all, but smiled and said, "If it's not waste, how can it be less than the most important table of wine and food?" If it's not waste, how can you be in the house when people are about to break into the door, and you just remember to fight in the nest? Do you still think that the reputation of the Thirteen Courtyards of Huaguo is not far enough? ”

While speaking, the little monk also stood up, but he no longer paid attention to the fat monk, only folded his hands, faced the door, and said with a wry smile, "Donor, this time the little monk is not here to trouble you." You see, I didn't use the Buddha's light to suppress your ghosts. ”

"Well, or do you think I can watch the show and see it now?!" , the one with a sneer at the door was Li Ran.

Now he is not afraid of the little monk, as long as he is not allowed to speak, he will win.

Of course, Li Ran is not the only one watching the play, on a bench in the corner, the landlord He Xiangrong is eating melon seeds, concentrating on enjoying the costume drama in front of him.

Until Li Ran appeared, He Xiangrong felt that this must be a matter of which crew went to the countryside to experience life.

Li Ran's chaotic intrusion made He Xiangrong's mouth can't close, "Brother Ran, why are you here, you are in a group with them?" ”

"Ahem...... Auntie! Li Ran was speechless to Cangtian, in fact, another important reason why I have been watching the drama and seeing it now is He Xiangrong, He Dapeng's sister, He Youyou's aunt!

The top priority is to take away the melon-eating audience first!

"Auntie, we are not a group!" , Concentrate on accumulating the forced qualifications, and the losses were exhausted, and a circle of monks and Taoists looked at Li Ran strangely and nonsense, and their eyes were full of admiration.

resisted the urge to dig a pit and bury all the monks and Taoists, rolled his eyes, and had to continue to make up, "Our company has invested money to shoot advertisements for this crew, I happened to go back to my hometown this time, and the company asked me to take a look at the progress by the way, and receive it by the way!" ”

"Brother Ran, what kind of TV series is this? What a copycat, by the way, where is the camera, I haven't found it! When the old lady heard this, her eyes shone with gossip.

It's so sharp, Li Ran's sweat has come down, and he looked around the strange clothes again, and said embarrassedly, "Auntie, this can't be revealed before the broadcast, you better concentrate on arranging their accommodation!" ”

"Oh, I'm so happy to see it, I forgot about this stubble!" , the old aunt slapped her thigh, suddenly realized, and ran to the backyard to clean up.

In this farce of recognizing relatives, although the monk Taoist Xiao Yuanye had strange eyes, he had no intention of intervening, so he silently watched Li Ran play and coaxed his aunt away.

Life is like a play, many times, one moment we are still watching the play, and the next moment we become the people in the play. It was difficult to act under the onlookers, but Li Ran was a little grateful in his heart, and there was finally a trace of warmth in his tone, "You guys are very good!" ”

"Immeasurable Buddha, try not to disturb ordinary people, this is what the Thirteen Academies need to abide by! Mr. Li Ran, you're welcome! Zhang Tieqian made a mockery and said with a smile, "I don't want to bother more, it's just that the origin of the world is related to the life of the people in the world, so I have to do this!" ”

As soon as he heard this, the anger that Li Ran had just extinguished was ignited again, and with a wave of his hand, he shouted irritably, "It's the origin of the world again!" You open and close your mouths are the origin of the world, in fact, I want to know more than you where the origin of the world is! ”

"Hehe, as the darling of the world, is it useful to say this kind of soup? Since you don't know, come with us and see if the World Origin will show up for you! As he spoke, the leading fat monk shook his huge body, left his seat, and took out a pair of ...... from his package A small cymbal (cha, a cymbal-like instrument).

Li Ran rubbed his eyes, yes, yes, yes, it's a small cymbal, a small cymbal, a cymbal, a cymbal......

"Scared, aren't you?" Seeing that Li Ran's eyes were a little confused, the fat monk was very proud, and shouted, "Brothers, bright guys!" ”

So several big monks left the table one after another, taking out big cymbals, big drums, and small drums......

Looking at these monks, Li Ran's eyes were a little moist, and he vaguely remembered the eventful years when he was in school.

"Hello, Drum & Bugle Corps!"

The drum and bugle corps, a literary and artistic group that almost all have in primary and secondary schools today, when Li Ran was in school, he was fortunate to join for a while, and he mixed with small cymbals.

"How daring, sarcastic us! Let you know awesome! The fat monk led by the mistake of his hands, and the sound of cymbals suddenly rose.

The sound of cymbals is different from the sound of the flute, the sound of the cymbal is harsh, hurts the eardrums, disturbs the mind, and takes the route of making people crazy.

As soon as the sound of cymbals started, Yuan Ye closed his eyes and silently recited the Heart Sutra, while the Taoist priests were even worse, blocking their ears with their hands and resisting with their hearts.

The harsh sound instantly filled the entire room, and the tables, chairs, dishes, and chopsticks all buzzed and trembled.

Li Ran looked into the distance leisurely, and his mouth unconsciously echoed, "Knock la knock, knock knock, knock knock, you still say that you are not a drum and bugle team, this familiar rhythm!" ”

The sound of cymbals from Wutai Mountain is not a cultivation, but a feeling!

———— Joy Dividing Line————

Bai Gui called Li Ran, "In view of the sudden increase in the frequency of appearances in recent days, and there have been many cases where there is no enemy but we are called out to play, my Bai Ghost Trade Union organized the first strike to ask for human rights!" Get a raise! Let's find out. ”

Li Ran sneered and called back, and the message was as follows.

"Every time I appear, I occupy an infinite amount of land, and I will charge a few land occupation fees, and the bill is as follows......"