"Monsters in a ghost town?"

Saitama shook her head in confusion: "I haven't heard of any monsters here?" ”

"I guess it's the rumors that got out of nowhere." Genos, who had returned from taking out the garbage outside the door, echoed.

Wood pouted when he heard this, are all the top leaders of the Hero Association eating? Even if a lone weirdo believes such a rumor, a behemoth with branches in all regions believes it.

I'll just say, with Saitama Sensei here, how can there be a weirdo who dares to call himself a weirdo in a ghost town.

"By the way, Brother Wood, did you buy those kelps outside the door?"

“……”

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched, he glanced at Saitama who was humming a little song and boiling kelp, and pulled Genos to his side: "Genos, let me ask you, is it really okay for weirdos to eat this kind of thing in their stomachs?" ”

Genos was stunned, glanced at Wood, and nodded solemnly: "The last time the teacher brought a cabbage monster back to fry and eat, I also had such questions, so I made a special trip to Dr. Crusno's laboratory, according to the analysis of the composition of the cabbage, in addition to the trace toxins that are not fatal, the nutritional value is higher than that of ordinary vegetables." ”

"So I think the reason why the teacher has become so strong must be because the teacher himself pays attention to nutrition." Genos's expression changed, and he looked at Saitama's back with admiration.

"For example, the last time I ate hot pot, Brother Wood, although you bought a lot of vegetables, you forgot to buy cabbage, and finally I went to buy cabbage; On the surface, it may seem like a willful request, but I won't be deceived! ”

"Adding cabbage to the hot pot can mediate the nutritional balance, obviously the teacher is also working very hard to maintain superhuman fitness, and the daily accumulation of these small details is the secret behind the teacher's strength."

"And ......"

"Stop, Stop, Stop......"

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched a few times: "Your over-interpretation should be stopped, he just likes to eat cabbage." ”

"No, Senior Brother Wood, as a disciple of Saitama Sensei, it is our mission as disciples to interpret the deep meaning of the teacher's every sentence; The secret of the teacher's power is absolutely hidden in these words. ”

“……”

I'm idle, why provoke him.

Wood turned his head decisively and continued to look at the company's current situation on the laptop: "By the way, Saitama sensei, Niziso gave me some high-quality beef, and it will be time for a while, let's make shabu-shabu." ”

"Beef?!"

Saitama's eyes lit up, and he turned around and looked at Wood with a serious face: "How embarrassing it is, but since he sent it all, it's not good to return it, and these 'high-quality' kelp just won't be wasted!" ”

Saitama accentuated the word 'premium'.

A smile flashed in Wood's eyes, but more than that, admiration. Sometimes he really admires Saitama-sensei's 'slow' life, and it is even more admirable to be able to stick to this 'slow' life all the time.

It can be said that if Saitama Sensei wanted to, he could live a rich life by being a bodyguard for a local tyrant, but the result was that he lived a life of keeping an eye on supermarket sales every day, and from time to time accepting gifts of vegetables from people he saved, etc.

When you're really strapped for money, you won't ask Wood and Genos for money, but will do odd jobs at convenience stores, of course...... It's a really tight situation.

Once I was really curious about the appearance of Mr. Saitama's part-time job, Wood secretly followed behind to take a look, and it happened that there was a robber who wanted to rob the convenience store, and Mr. Saitama was pointed at by the robber with a knife, but he thought that the kitchen knife was a commodity, and he 'took it' and swiped the barcode for a long time......

Wood still remembers the robber's bewildered look.

As for why he didn't give Saitama Sensei, it was entirely because Saitama himself was used to this kind of slow life, and he wouldn't accept monetary gifts at all, and the large amount of rent that Genos paid when he came, Saitama Sensei never used it.

So both Wood and Genos would only choose to buy some vegetables from time to time, and the three of them would sit and eat together.

"Yawn ——!"

Yawning in a bit of a daze, Wood rubbed his eyes, he had become more lethargic since he returned to the One Punch World!

Although he has not yet fallen asleep while walking, he has to sleep at least fourteen hours a day twenty-four hours a day to ensure that he will not fall asleep in a corner during the day.

This made Wood couldn't help but be a little anxious, and when dealing with the Hades, he switched to the body of a giant and returned to the main world with the passage of time, which made his soul more and more damaged, and Wood was ready to start crossing in the next few days.

In any case, you can't wait any longer, or you may explode one day......

Thinking of this, Wood couldn't help but smile wryly.

What's the use of being in a hurry, the waste system is to randomly select the world to cross, who knows if before he explodes himself, will he run into a world dominated by soul power.

If you can't touch it...... Before Wood died, he definitely let Saitama Sensei punch him in the head, and he would die with this pit man system, so don't think about it.

After eating hot pot together after a long absence, Saitama sensei ran to the side to watch TV, and Genos changed into a housework arm that reduced his strength and began to clean up.

“……”

Sure enough, no matter how many times I look at it, I think it's weird, there are parts for brushing dishes, there are parts for sweeping the floor, and even there are corresponding parts for cleaning the toilet, and when Genos moved in, there were all kinds of replacement parts.

There is someone who dismantles his arms and legs in front of you every day, and the sense of disobedience is simply bursting!

"By the way, Senior Brother Wood, has something changed in you?" Genos, who was washing the dishes, suddenly raised his head, and the rows of data could be clearly seen flashing in his mechanical eyes.

"Huh?"

Wood was stunned, something was wrong with his soul, could Genos feel it?

"A week ago, you gave me the feeling of being weird, but more like a human; And now it's the opposite, you give me the impression of being more of a weirdo, and even the information given on my high-energy detector is a weirdo. ”

"Well, yes, when I first met him, I thought he was a weirdo." Saitama answered on the side.

The corners of Wood's mouth twitched: "...... Don't say such dangerous things. ”

However, Wood did not hide it, and informed the two of them about the changes in his body one by one, which made Genos a little curious, because this kind of half-weirdness is too rare.

After the Fall, humans will reorganize their form and become completely different creatures, but Wood has not completely transformed.

"Senior Brother Wood, come with me to Dr. Kusno's laboratory, I think if I understand the transformation of your physique, I will definitely be able to know the secret of Saitama-sensei's strength."

“…… No need to talk! ”

I became stronger and had a fart relationship with Saitama-sensei.

……