"How long will the lights go out?" Sima Ji walked out of the bathroom with a toothbrush and cup, 100,000 had already been lying in bed in advance, 100,000 had never been a head bird in anything else, he had to be stupid to fly first when eating and sleeping.

"Ten minutes." 100,000 yawned: "The army hasn't come back yet, and I don't know how Brother Express will clean him up." ”

"yes, when it comes to it, you city people are really good at having fun!" Sima Ji showed a smile that all men understand: "We rural people thought that mobile phones were only used to make calls, but I didn't expect this kind of operation!" ”

"We don't carry this pot in the city!" 100,000 said with a smile, and then looked at Jiang Hanxue, who was concentrating on boiling Chinese medicine: "Brother Bird, it's not that I criticize you, you don't speak for a long time, you want to break away from the masses?" ”

Since I came back, your topic has been revolving around the army's mobile phone, what can I do? I'm desperate!

Jiang Hanxue, who forcibly turned his ears to what was going on outside the window, turned his head slowly, squinted at Danfeng's eyes and glanced at him coldly, if this is in the Xuanhuang Realm, dare to say in front of the Cold Snow Fairy that you are already dead!

100,000 couldn't help but shudder: Hey, mom scared the baby to death! Brother Bird, is this a demonic disease?

The door to 305's bedroom was open, and a few people were talking loudly in the hallway.

"Hey, have you heard? There's a second guy on the playground! ”

"How many two?"

"He dug a big hole in the playground that was very deep!"

"And then?"

"Filled in again!"

"Really? Let's go, let's go! ”

"Go together, go together!"

A few people had already walked over talking and laughing, but Sima Ji was interested: "Go wow, look at the second force!" ”

100,000 decisively decided to go to see the excitement and suppress the shock, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and stood up: "Go together!" ”

"Brother Bird?" Sima Ji asked Jiang Hanxue tentatively, Jiang Hanxue waved his hand: "I'm not going, you guys go!" ”

"Oh......" Sima Ji and Shi Wan shook their heads relatively speechlessly, I don't know why, Brother Bird has been weird recently......

Sima Ji and 100,000 had just walked to the door, and suddenly a person rushed in, and they happened to collide with Sima Ji.

"Who fuck me, fuck ......" Sima Ji just wanted to scold the street, but saw that it was the army that was knocked out by himself.

The army struggled to get up, did not speak, lowered his head and walked into the room again, but was stopped by 100,000.

"Don't go back yet, you're just in time, let's see the second force!" 100,000 excitedly said: "Have you heard, there is a second force on the playground, and he dug a particularly deep pit in the playground......"

"Say no more!" The army clenched his fists and bit his lip humiliatingly to prevent tears from falling: "I'm the second force!" ”

"Huh?" Shi Wan and Sima Ji were stunned, and even Jiang Hanxue raised his head to look at him in surprise.

Sima Ji didn't even think about it, so he asked, "No, what are you doing digging a pit in the playground?" ”

“…… Bury your phone! After the army finished speaking, tears fell: I bought a new domestic copycat magic machine!

In order to be able to guarantee the warranty for two years, I grinded with the sales brother for an afternoon, but it turned out that he left me in less than half a year......

It's really a sad story...... Jiang Hanxue and her friends smiled unkindly.

It's almost time! Jiang Hanxue saw that the white gas in the pot was "whirring", and the lid of the pot couldn't be pressed, so she hurriedly turned off the fire first, and then took out her mobile phone to dial a number: "Hey? YTO Master? ”

"Don't, Brother Bird!" Sima Ji and the 100,000 army were shocked: "We didn't say anything!" ”

"Yes, I'm Jiang, Murong Kunpeng, who will atone for his sins!" Jiang Hanxue was so affected by them that she almost pouted: "The medicine has been boiled, come and take it when it's convenient!" ”

Do you dare to let the courier brother take it himself? Sima Ji and the 100,000 army were even more shocked: You still don't send people over?

When Jiang Hanxue hung up the phone, the army persuaded him bitterly: "Brother Bird, as a person who has come over, I advise you to send it over!" Courier brother ...... He's not human! Just look at me and you'll know......"

"Brother Bird," Sima Ji thought that "Murong Kunpeng" couldn't let go of the young master's face, and took the initiative to say: "I'll send it to him!" ”

"Let me end the fight with one word!" 100,000 said: "If the courier brother can come to my live broadcast to eat Xiang!" ”

As soon as the words fell, a dark shadow in the night outside the window flew over like a big bird and entered directly through the window.

It's YTO!

"Is the medicine boiled?" Master Yuantong couldn't wait to ask Jiang Hanxue, Jiang Hanxue pointed to the multi-functional mini electric cooker that was still spewing smoke: "You must let it cool before you can drink it, and you should be fine when you wake up!" ”

"Thank you, donor!" Master Yuantong was so moved that he was about to cry, he was fed up with the appearance of his little fresh meat, so he went directly to the pot and served it, and then opened the door and walked away under the strange eyes of everyone.

Jiang Hanxue, Sima Ji and Dajun turned around and continued to maliciously watch the 100,000 with strange eyes.

"The lights will go out in two minutes!" 100,000 decisively got into the quilt: "Why don't you hurry up and wash and sleep?" ”

"Wait for you to eat live Xiang!" Sima Ji and the army rushed up, and Mount Tai pressed on the top of 100,000 people.

The atmosphere in the 305 bedroom suddenly became joyful, watching them fight together, the corners of Jiang Hanxue's mouth twitched twice concealedly, and she silently went to brush her teeth and wash her face, and no one noticed the envy hidden in her eyes.

"Wait a minute!" 100,000 struggled and said, "Didn't you notice that Brother Bird seemed to be very wrong?" ”

"Yes...... "Dajun also said curiously, "If he is usually on top......"

"Less! No bird brother, the two of us will blow your chrysanthemum! A trace of worry flashed in Sima Ji's eyes, but he suddenly exerted his strength as if he had no heart or lungs, and he couldn't help but leak his breath.

In a foul smell, the army also forgot what he had just said, and followed Sima Ji to launch a brutal suppression of 100,000......

……

Master Yuantong rushed back to his room, in order to avoid being found vomiting and diarrhea, he locked the doors and windows in advance, and called a few good friends not to come to him to practice at night.

I wanted to call and ask Jiang Hanxue if she could put the Chinese medicine in the refrigerator so that it could cool down faster, but considering that the lights had been turned off, the impact was not good, Master Yuantong still restrained his anxious emotions.

As if he was afraid that the Chinese medicine would grow wings and fly, Master Yuantong stared at it until it cooled naturally.

It's time to find yourself again! Master Yuantong was excited and picked up the electric cooking pot with trembling hands.

Wait a minute! Master YTO suddenly remembered something, put down the electric cooker again, took out his mobile phone and took a few selfies from various angles with the scissor hand, and then resolutely picked up the electric cooker again.