"I'm back home."

When Chen He received the news from Lu Shouheng, it was already the seventh year after they separated.

The simple four words scratched Chen He's heart like a cat's paw, making her a little upset.

She pulled out a pack of cigarettes that had been sitting for an unknown amount of time from a drawer, lit one, brought it to her lips, thought about it, turned the cigarette upside down again, and put it on the table.

The fireworks made the winter night much warmer.

Chen He breathed a sigh of relief, threw his phone aside, and habitually turned on the computer to log in to the game.

The online game she plays is called the Great Wilderness, which is the first large-scale online game in China with the Classic of Mountains and Seas as the background.

It has been eight years since the internal test server, and the first National Professional and Technical League was held three years ago.

As soon as Chen He went online, he saw that the power channel was frantically swiped.

[Force] eat grapefruit tonight: Shake and come and see the show!

[Force] eat grapefruit tonight: Come to Bashu!

[Force] eat grapefruit tonight: The wind does not disperse, and the great god is being chased and killed by the whole server again, so handsome, I really want to be hunted down by the whole server!

Chen He was shocked by Yuzu's ideals, she lowered her head and clicked on the keyboard.

[Force] shakes three times after peeing: You can too.

[Force] eat grapefruit tonight: the key is not to be hunted down! The key is that you can escape with your whole body if you are chased and killed by the whole server!

Lord: Don't you think it's insulting to your great god to use the word escape?

[Force] eat grapefruit tonight: Retire after success?

[Force] shakes three times after urinating: It is also possible that there is no corpse dead.

[Force] Eat Yuzu Tonight: ???

[Force] shook three times after urinating: The corpse of your great god is right where I am online.

Chen He replied to the grapefruit while staring sadly at the string of pink fonts floating under his feet after urinating.

[Current] the wind does not disperse: I hate it, you stepped on someone's little JJ~

Chen He took a step back expressionlessly, and saw that the wind lying on his back facing the sky under his feet did not disperse...... of corpses.

Unlike most of the other mages who wore white robes and had an ethereal fairy aura, Feng Bu was dressed in a golden silkworm robe.

Even his staff was made to look like gold.

[Current] three shakes after peeing: Sorry.

The wind doesn't disperse: It's okay, mine is sturdy.

After urinating, he shook three times and stepped directly on the body of Feng Bu Wai.

[Current] the wind does not disperse: so comfortable~

Chen He stared at the obscene "~", as if he suddenly understood why the wind did not disperse, and this person would be chased and killed by the whole server.

The wind doesn't go away: It's so late and you don't sleep?

[Current] after urinating and shaking three times: digging treasure.

[Current] the wind does not disperse: It's so late, still digging for treasure?

[Current] three shakes after urinating: it's still early......

[Current] wind does not disperse: it's not early, go to bed early now, and menopause may come a few years later.

[current] three shakes after urinating: ......

The wind doesn't go away: Are you in a bad mood?

[Current] three shakes after urinating:?

Or are you in a good mood, but it's because of something else that you're digging up so late?

[current] three shakes after urinating: ......

Probably because the name "The Wind Doesn't Disperse" was filled with an innocent and sunny atmosphere, so that when Chen He didn't even blink his eyes, he became even more eloquent.

Chen He looked at those square fonts like a big aunt, and they popped up one after another, and couldn't help but feel a little dizzy, and quickly interrupted him, but he stopped obediently.

Chen He breathed a sigh of relief, got out of bed and ate an apple, it was finally not the aunt cloud in front of him.

But when Chen He just sat back in front of the computer, he saw the square fonts floating all over the screen, this time only four words concisely.

[Current] the wind does not disperse: shake the girl~

Chen He rubbed his eyes, thinking that he had seen something wrong.

The wind does not disperse: your name is so earthy.

[Current] shake three times after urinating: This name is clearly innocent with a little obscenity, and there is a little depth in the obscenity, and there is a magic that people can't help but agree with in addition to the depth!

After speaking, Chen He rubbed his hands, which were already a little sour, and watched with satisfaction as the wind did not disperse again.

Chen He bet he must have been deeply shocked by his passionate speech.

After a long time, Aunt Yun came out.

The wind doesn't go away: I'm sorry, I just went to drink water.

Chen He suddenly felt that it was the biggest mistake in her life to keep talking.

[Current] the wind does not disperse: lost love digging treasure to vent?

The wind does not disperse and is very stubborn on this issue.

[Current] three shakes after urinating: No.

The Wind Doesn't Disperse: Lost?

[current] three shakes after urinating: ...... No

The [current] wind does not disperse: What's that?

Realizing that if this continued, the conversation between himself and him might never end, Chen He made a reluctantly acceptable one among the several answers he gave.

[Current] three shakes after urinating: bad mood.

After saying it, Chen He already regretted it.

Afraid of the wind, she continued to ask questions.

But the strange thing was that the man was quiet instead, and even the mage who was constantly beating stood motionless beside Chen He, stupid.

Chen He waited for a long time, and suddenly felt a little inexplicably deflated.

Looking at the defenseless-looking mage, Chen He wondered if he should secretly open his eyes and stab him to death.

As a nurse who has dreamed of being a mage since childhood, Chen He secretly drove his trumpet more than once to find Feng Bu to learn, but without exception, he was ravaged to death.

Holding his breath, Chen He sneaked around behind Feng Bu Wai.

Chen He was hesitating which angle to start from to succeed, when he heard his door slammed open, and a white figure pounced like a whirlwind.

"Trembling, where's the great god?" Yuzu squeezed directly to Chen He's side and occupied half of her seat.

Yuzu and the power lord were all met by Chen He in the game, they were both in the same city, and over time, Yuzu and the power lord became frequent visitors to Chen He's Internet café.

Yuzu didn't find a job after graduating from university, so he simply worked as a network administrator in Chen He's Internet café.

Chen He was squeezed aside by Yuzu, she rubbed her shoulders that were hurt, raised her chin and pointed to the screen, "There are corpses lying on the ground." ”

"Damn, it's so cold on the ground, why don't you pull the great god up." Before Yuzu could speak, he had already used three shakes to pull the wind up.

Chen He didn't even have a chance to stop it.

[Current] the wind does not disperse: shake the girl.

Yuzu pushed the keyboard to Chen He, "Quick, hook up with the great god." ”

Chen He glanced at Yuzu speechlessly, "You can do it yourself." ”

Yuzu covered her face, "I'm afraid I can't control what I shouldn't say." ”

"Didn't you want to hook up with him, humiliate him, and ravage him a long time ago?" Chen He was indifferent.

"But I think the great god is straight." Yuzu sighed, "And, this is your ......"

Chen He grabbed the keyboard.

[Current] after peeing and shaking three times: I'm leaving.

The wind does not disperse: so fast?

[Current] three shakes after urinating: Didn't you say that if you go to bed earlier now, menopause may come a few years later?

The wind will not disperse: but it will come eventually.

"Chen He is a good nurse, a good nurse doesn't kill people casually." After silently reciting this sentence in his heart a hundred times, Chen He decided to show affection for the wind and understand it.

[Current] after peeing and shaking: I have other things.

[Current] Wind Blows: Is There No Other Excuse?

[Current] three shakes after peeing: I mean it.

[Current] the wind does not disperse: every time a girl is out looking for another man, she says so.

[Current] three shakes after peeing: Do I have to find a fresh excuse?

[current] wind does not disperse: um (shy) (shy) (shy).

[Current] after peeing and shaking three times: I'm afraid you have something else......

After a sentence that was so dumbfounded that Chen He quickly clicked on the teleportation stone and fled.

[Private chat] the wind does not disperse: add a friend.

The wind does not disperse, and it is really a ghost.

[Private chat] shake three times after peeing: Don't.

The wind does not disperse: You just saved me.

[Private chat] shake three times after peeing: ......

[Private chat] the wind does not disperse: the grace of saving lives should be repaid by springs.

[Private chat] shake three times after peeing: I'm used to being alone.

The wind does not disperse: I am not human.

[Private chat] shake three times after peeing: ......

The wind does not disperse: beasts!

[Private chat] shake three times after peeing: Huh?

Chen He found that he had some thoughts that couldn't keep up with the wind.

The wind does not disperse: You always send your egg cells to seduce me!

"This is the great god...... Chen He shook his head, staring at Yuzu with hatred, "Ideological corruption, low-level flirting sister, can't you have some other pursuits?" ”

"My pursuit is to give the great god milk, crazy milk him. Tremble, this is a living god. Yuzu was still immersed in the excitement of seeing the wind that never went away.

"When you came over, he was still dead." Chen He did not forget to remind the grapefruit.

Yuzu's eyes rolled, and she didn't know what the hell she was thinking.

Chen He pushed him away, "Okay, the great god has also seen it, go to sleep." ”

Yuzu was immersed in his fantasies, and was pushed all the way to the door by Chen He without noticing, and it took him a long time before he came back to his senses, "Trembling, great god he-"

"Bang-"

Chen He directly closed the door from the inside.

The noisy room suddenly fell silent.

All that remains is the humming sound of the case's electric fan turning.

Chen He tossed for a long time, and didn't want to play the game anymore, so he simply quit the customer service and turned off the computer.

The phone screen is still on.

Lu Shouheng's message lay alone in the dialog box.

Damn, I'll come back when I come back, it's hard to ask me to pull the banner to pick up the plane.

Chen He grabbed the phone irritably, and was about to reply, when the phone vibrate.

"I've heard that you're telling people everywhere that I'm dead."

The expression on Chen He's face froze suddenly.