-178- There's nothing wrong with admitting to being a lolicon
The first thing they clicked on was naturally OP's platinum disco, which is the OST soundtrack, and there is no MV, so after the prelude sounded, the two looked at the lyrics and began to listen attentively, and they didn't listen to the OP from the perspective of the animation audience, but from the perspective of the editor and the original author, so their expressions were very serious when they listened, and they didn't dare to let go of any detail.
Soon, the platinum disco prelude sounded.
"Ahh
"Ahh
Yes, when they heard the intro, Natsuki and Kyotori were completely sure that this should be a moe style, and then as the prelude ended, the beginning of the main song part also verified their guesses.
"Look at a world of platinum~"
"Let's take a step forward~"
"With the never-ending ~"
"This heart throbs, let's dance together~"
How to say it, Xia Mu has no opinion on this style, especially as a lolita, he likes Li Xiaoci's early song "Four Articles of the Constitution of the Son of Heaven", and even that song has been in his playlist to this day, and now Mo Shao has come up with this style of her earliest music, which seems to be the feeling of meeting her first love again...... I couldn't be more satisfied!
On the other hand, Jingniao, who is an editor, also likes this song very much, and there is no special reason, just because I think this song is quite good, plus "The Love Story of the Southern Cockroach" is indeed a love light comedy, and the hero's sister is also soft and cute with playfulness, and using this song as an OP is a match made in heaven.
In fact, although Platinum Disco is similar to the first song of Li Xiaoci's first song, the Four Articles of the Constitution of the Son of Heaven, it is different from the Four Articles of the Constitution of the Son of Heaven...... Platinum Disco has a very terrifying brainwashing ability.
To put it simply, after listening to this song, your head will keep looping the song in a single song, and your mind will be full of its melody, and the degree of brainwashing is several times that of a normal song.
If a student listens to Platinum Disco a few times before the exam, then he basically doesn't have to take the exam, because when he writes the paper, his brain will keep echoing this song, just like a concert, and finally the whole person will be alone in the exam room and want to die, like a demon in his heart, and he will fall deeper and deeper, and even unable to extricate himself.
But......
After all, Natsuki and Kyotori had only just finished listening to it for the first time, so they hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem yet.
"Wait a minute, I'll go to the bathroom." Teacher Natsuki said.
Then he got up and walked to the toilet in the editorial office, and Kyotori naturally stayed where he was and waited for him.
However, while Kyo was waiting for Natsuki to go to the toilet, his head unconsciously began to automatically play the animated OP that he had just listened to for the first time, and the two legs under the table began to shake involuntarily.
The most terrifying thing is that Kyotori himself completely did not notice all this.
So, he looked out the window in a daze, the platinum disco in his brain was automatically brainwashed in a cycle, and his feet were still shaking and shaking, looking like he was having a seizure.
A few minutes later.
"What are you shaking?" Natsuki.
He just came back from the toilet, and he saw Jing Niao shaking his legs here, the key is that this person is not in any rhythmic songs, he is obviously quietly in a daze, why is he still shaking so happy?
"Huh? I shake ...... Oh it!! ”
Hearing Natsuki's reminder, Kyotori finally reacted......
It was as if his head had been repeating the same melody!!
Damn! Shouldn't my mind have gone blank just now?
Why do you subconsciously loop this song and you don't realize it at all?
After coming back to his senses, Jingniao also told Natsuki about his discovery, and Natsuki's side, after being stunned for a few seconds, also reacted: "I'm tired!" If you hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't have noticed that I was playing this song all the time! ”
That's right, at this time, Xia Mu suddenly remembered, not to mention Kyotori, he himself seems to have been brainwashed by this song, when he was in the toilet, all he thought about was the content of the animation sample, but he always felt that it was a little wrong, and now he reacted, there was a song in his head that was looping in the background single, and it never turned off! After listening to the song for so many years, it seems that it is the first time he has encountered this powerful brainwashing and cute voice!
Yes, it was only at this moment that the two realized what was truly terrifying about the song Platinum Disco!
Of course!
After vaguely realizing the horror of Platinum Disco, the next thing is naturally to continue listening to the animation ED, and to be honest, they can't turn off the song Platinum Disco anymore, just like being hit by a virus, you have to listen to some other songs to forcibly get rid of brainwashing, it's a big deal to fight poison with poison.
It's just that after having such a surprise as Platinum Disco that exceeded psychological expectations, the two of them have become completely Buddhist, not to mention that they can maintain the level later, even if the ED quality collapses and becomes a dead song and sings a requiem in anger, Natsuki and Kyotori can also live with a Shiba Inu-like smile, strong, hard-working, happy, and stubborn.
But......
Soon, as the song of ED Love Cycle sounded, the Buddhist expressions of the two were broken again.
Among them, Mr. Natsuki's expression is very excited, and this song is full of cute and cute feelings the moment it enters the ear, and it suddenly exposes the nature of Lori control that he has hidden for many years.
In contrast, Kyotori was more shocked...... Because he's not a Lolita at all, he's about to fall into this song!
No way!
This is obviously impossible!
"Sai~Nuo~"
"De so~send the bag home~dabaa~"
"Some~send the bag home~Huh~"
"Koukoulou Wow Heart Kasu Road Yo ~ A certain capital ~ a certain oh all"
When he heard this, Mr. Natsuki silently closed his eyes and showed a look of enjoyment.
On the other hand, Jing Niao, the editor in charge who resolutely refuses to admit that he is Lolita, is gritting his teeth and resisting hard.
You must know that he is a very principled man.,He rarely looks at Lori Ben when he reads the book.,How can you bow your head easily? It's death, jumping from the upstairs, and he definitely shouldn't be a Lori control!
……
This is followed by a rap in the main song.
"Oral, you're vulgar, ki, ehashi, anti-ke, Nala"
"Mouth, I'm ke, color, bar, chair, dei"
"Oh so-and-so dei him, oh ship class dei him"
"Big ke, ah~~Bag card card no card~"
"Senli no Mickey a certain cut Kara, a hit no have you Kata a pine that hit"
"You have some kind of vinegar, you have to know something."
"Xinu Kide, one Ninu Kide"
At this point, the part of the main song ends.
At this time, the corners of Mr. Natsume's mouth, who was enjoying with his eyes closed, had been slightly raised, revealing a smile like an idiot. In the singing, he seemed to see that he was in a profession that he had been haunted by and longed for...... That's right, it's the kindergarten principal.
And the other side......
Kyotori is still struggling on the edge of the cliff that has fallen into lolicon.
In fact, in the second half of the main song, he already wants to admit defeat, the big husband can bend and stretch, so why not be a Loli control. However, Natsuki next to him reminded him with a gentlemanly smile that he should not bow his head when he went, unless you want to become a pervert like Natsume-sensei.
But in the end, Kyotori gave up.
Because at the moment when the chorus "Fuwa Fuwa Li ~ Fuwa Fuwa Road ~" sounded, he suddenly found ......
There's nothing wrong with admitting that you're a lolicon!
Don't forget, Leo Tolstoy said that Lori is not cute because she is beautiful, but beautiful because she is cute; Turgenev said, believe in yourself first, and then Lori will believe in you; Copernicus said that man's vocation lies in the courage to explore lori; Even Edison said that Lolita is 99% hentai, plus 1% true love. You see, in the long river of history, so many ancestors rushed to use their lives to pave the way for future generations of lolicons, what does this mean? It shows that Lori is the ladder of human progress, and Loli control is the inevitable result of the development of civilization!
Well, Kyotori admits that it's all nonsense above.
Because these words were all said by Lu Xun.
But!
From OP's platinum disco to ED's love cycle, these two songs of Mo Shao are definitely the biggest surprises he has ever encountered in his life, except for the fact that the other party took out the big baby from under the crotch when he met with a female netizen!
……
In short, after saving the two songs in their respective local single loops, as the copyright owner, Kyotori also quickly expressed his affirmation of the quality of the sample and praise for OP and ED, the words are so gorgeous that even Derpy himself is embarrassed to see it.
But......
And that's all.
At least in the eyes of Natsuki and Kyotori, these are just two very nice cute songs, which can add points to the entire animation, but you said that it should be popular all over the house, and it is so popular that it can attract popularity for the animation...... To be honest, the two of them didn't think about it at all.
After all, there are a lot of good songs, but there are very few songs that are good and can become popular, and there are too many good songs that eventually become unpopular, so whether a good song can become popular in the end is no longer judged from whether it is good or not, it is metaphysics.
However, Li Xiaoci has a honey confidence that is difficult for others to understand.
After all, she doesn't talk about metaphysics at all, she just hangs up.