Chapter 53: Abducting Little Lori
"Come on, I'm just peeling off the package for you." Lu Yu handed over the lollipop that had not finished peeling the wrapping paper to the goth little Lori, and in an instant, the two big eyes of the little Lori were misty, and she bit the lollipop and did not let go.
Lu Yu looked at her with relief.
Yes, it shouldn't be difficult as long as it's abducted, I don't know if the barter merchants in the other world need this kind of little Lori, we can sell this one.
Lu Yu has already begun to think about how to maximize the value of little Lori's personal value, whether it is sold to another world or put it now, it should be a good account.
"Well, I said... Millie, if you were in the world before me and met me at that time, you would probably die. Lu Yu said meaningfully.
"What do you mean?" Millie nibbles on a lollipop like a squirrel nibbling on her own food... He even swallowed the stick, and licked the corner of his mouth with his little tongue very temptingly, "Hmph, stinky dragon, even if you come to buy me, I can't tell you anything again!" β
You've told me all about it, right?
Lu Yu looked at the gothic little Lori, and said in his mouth: "Do you know that the mouth [beep--], the vibration [beep--], the self-[beep-], and the inner [beep--]?" She burst out a bunch of harmonious words without any feeling, and Bai Xiaomeng next to her was shocked.
In order not to let the goth little Lori repeat her mistakes, Bai Xiaomeng hurriedly said: "Little sister, you better hurry home... Otherwise, you might be in danger..."
"What do you mean, and... What are my dangers? Gothic little Lori's little mouth sucked on the lollipop, her face was innocent and romantic, "This garbage snack is so delicious~"
It's so naΓ―ve, no, she can't be tarnished!
Bai Xiaomeng wanted to say something more, but Lu Yu took the first step to speak: "Mouth [beep-] ah, it's a liquid that is almost as delicious as the sweet water that melts the lollipop in your mouth, that liquid is white and a little viscous, but I can tell you that kind of thing is very sweet, you will definitely like it." β
"Really?" Hearing that there was something as delicious as a lollipop, the big eyes of the goth little Lori instantly straightened, "Then give it to me quickly!" β
The goth little Lori didn't see the corners of Bai Xiaomeng's twitching mouth and the expression of wanting to stop talking.
"I can't give it to you right now." Lu Yu smiled mysteriously, and then said, "It's just that the vibration [beep--], since [beep--], I can give it to you." β
"What do you mean by vibrators and self-Γ?" The goth little Lori is very curious, but she doesn't know that she has been turned on a point of no return, but now she is still ignorant and innocent.
"To vibrate [beep-] and self-[beep--ah] is to put a vibrating thing into one's body." Lu Yu leaned into the ear of the goth little Lori and said softly, "It's very cool, do you want to try it, that taste is a hundred times better than eating lollipops, if you try it once, you can't help but have a second time, and then you will always live in heaven." β
Tsk, it's really a pure white paper, it has a sense of achievement when it is tarnished, and sure enough, reading is really useful.
At the same time, Lu Yu experienced a sense of pleasure from the yearning look of the goth little Lori, so cool, it's really cool to play with the pure spirit of the little Lori.
Goth little Lori didn't know that she had fallen into a trap full of yellow breath, and she took the first step towards the trap, "Then give it to me!" β
Millie is a saint among vampires, she has a physique that is not afraid of sunlight, and she also knows some blood magic, but the higher education of European nobles she received since she was a child and the deliberate guidance of the earl make her unable to accept these things in normal times, so when Lu Yu said these words, she didn't even know what the other party said, and could only be understood literally.
"You have to go to my house to get it." "There are delicious potato chips, burgers, fries, lollipops and other snacks, I can't eat them alone, all of them are piled up in my backyard, the size of a hill, he's a pity, I can only let them be scrapped." β
Hearing this, Bai Xiaomeng had already covered her cheeks and knew the result.
"I want it, I can eat it, I can eat it all!" Millie, the goth little Lori, not only has the spirit of curiosity, but also the spirit of frugality, what a cute little girl.
"Then come with me to my house." Lu Yu sends out an invitation to hell.
"Okay!" Goth Lori happily agreed, but after thinking about it, she hesitated, "But Boss Smith said you can't go home with strangers..."
"Cut, damn you can't go home with strangers." Lu Yu took a sip and read in a low voice.
"Forget it." Lu Yu actually gave up, she put the box of lollipops in her hand on the ground, turned around and made a gesture of leaving, sighed leisurely, deep regret, "It's just a pity that those snacks are gone, no one wants them, so they can only be cruelly put into the garbage bin, and the garbage truck will take them away without leaving any of them, and at the same time they will be cremated in the recycling factory and turned into a pile of coke, so pitiful..."
The narrative is quite miserable, as if the pile of non-existent hills of snacks is really in the backyard of the road, and is about to face a tragic fate, so it is extremely pitiful.
"Humph! Let's go, this princess will be kind enough to eat those snacks for you! Gothic little Lori's face turned white when she heard this, and she was proud of her flat chest and generous appearance.
As a result, Lu Yu finally abducted this little Lori, hey, it's so simple, it's so simple, there is such a simple thing in the world!
It's just that she looks like she's only five years old, and she's only five years old, although her actual age may be far more than that, but at least she looks like this.
What can I do when I go home? I'm so excited, I'm so excited!
Lu Yu looked at the goth little Lori with a blueberry-flavored lollipop in her mouth full of kindness and innocence, and thought in her heart.
I!
Little house!
Dark!
Shame!
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