Chapter 244: Chu Liumeng's Strategy
"We haven't done anything to promote in the school, maybe many people don't know that Chu Liumeng's senior sister has a performance......" The head of the Propaganda Department sighed, she thought that she had won steadily, so she didn't bother to advertise and put posters everywhere, "Moreover, the basic plate of the Outer Chinese Academy is bigger than ours, and the male protagonist of Romeo happens to be a handsome guy with blonde hair and blue eyes, plus the sword performance called Takuya Mochizuki...... The girls' tickets will go to them! ”
The corners of Chu Linshuang's eyes twitched, and at this moment there were only four words in her mind, and she was to blame.
She had no sympathy for these goods, and only thought that she deserved it.
In fact, when Wang Lianlian and the student unions of other faculties went to the student union to protest before, she probably heard about it, because the other party also found the history department at that time. It's just that the Department of History and the Department of Literature usually have a good relationship, and the student union of the School of History has basically given up this ranking, ready to wait for death, so I didn't join.
"Either I'm going to spread the word that Kyle is actually a......" Ellie muttered as she bit her fingers in hatred.
Hey, hey, hey, if you really hurt each other, it's you! And you look like a villain! Chu Liumeng complained in his heart.
"What's the matter, ladies and gentlemen." Wang Lianlian walked over with the members of the student council of the outer Chinese college, his face full of mockery and victorious smiles.
She had already inquired clearly, the Faculty of Arts had not prepared too many programs at all, and now that the ticket warehouse outside the school was locked, Chu Liumeng alone could not turn the tide.
"The ancients can't speak, and they can't be caught! The gentleman is ashamed of his words and deeds! Only the little ones will chirp at this time! ”
"Living in a group all day long, not being able to speak righteously, being good at doing little wisdom, it's difficult! Therefore, the gentleman is sensitive to words and deeds! Don't talk too much, you haven't won yet, so you run over to show off your majesty! ”
"The madness of the past is also unrestrained, and the madness of today is also swinging! It is the old gentleman who is proud but not arrogant, and the villain who is arrogant but not arrogant! Look at the way you villains are now, I really lament that the Tao does not exist, and the etiquette has collapsed to this point! ”
"Well frogs can't talk to the sea, and they are confined to nothingness. Summer insects can't talk to the ice, and they are committed to the time! Where do you get the confidence that you will win? ”
"The morning fungus does not know the obscurity, the cockroach does not know the spring and autumn, it is really ignorant and fearless!"
"Qiji can't be a tired donkey, and the phoenix is not a flock with the finches, and the sage is not in the same column as the unscrupulous! Can you get out quickly, you tired donkeys and chaffinch, don't stand in the same room as us! ”
The students of the Faculty of Arts will rush to the other side with a meal, and they will choke each other into speechlessness as soon as they look at each other.
Chu Linshuang looked at the fierce and vicious people in the Academy of Literature, and couldn't help but think of a sentence: lustful and inward-looking. For example, the villain, it is still the thief who wears the kiln!
"It turns out that you all use this to learn the words of the sages, admire." Chu Linshuang clenched her fists at Chu Liumeng, with an expression of admiration on her face, she was still wondering if these people were from the Academy of Liberal Arts, but now it seems that they are indeed talented women. All kinds of sages are at your fingertips.
The only question is, why do these people usually ignore these things without using the words of saints to regulate self-discipline, and when they are scolding, they can instantly think of picking up these remarks and turning them into cannons to frantically carry out personal attacks?
If the ancient sages knew that their words were being used like this, I am afraid that they would immediately climb out of the coffin board in anger!
Chu Liumeng also wanted to cover his face, he saw that Wang Lianlian's face was flushed, although he said a few words of dry irony, but his aura was obviously insufficient.
"It's not a family, it's not a family." Chu Linshuang concluded.
"I'm not a family with them!" Chu Liumeng quickly drew a line with this group of people, "The ears are attached, I have something to tell you." ”
Chu Liumeng whispered to Chu Linshuang for a while, and Chu Linshuang's face gradually became strange: "How can you be so shameless?" ”
Chu Liumeng sighed, "There's no way, although I don't really want to win, but it's disgraceful to lose and damage my image!" ”
The Chinese of the Academy was scolded away, and everyone in the Faculty of Arts had a victor's smile, but in the next second, they realized that even if they won the scolding battle, it was useless. It didn't help at all with the orientation party a few hours later.
"What about the welcome party?" The Minister of Culture quickly entered the state of salted fish again, and sat on the chair with his ass.
"Either I'm going to unplug the power in the auditorium of the Outer Chinese Academy!" The only male minister in the Faculty of Arts Student Council raised his hand.
Yan Rui, the president of the student union, glared at him: "Do you want to die?" The image of the goddess of our Faculty of Letters is still missing! ”
Jianye University has previously issued a questionnaire called "Which department do you admire the most?"
The Faculty of Arts, which has fewer than 200 students, is far ahead of more than 30 faculties, accounting for more than 20 percent. In addition to the fact that the Faculty of Arts is relatively small and mysterious, another important factor is that these seniors pretend to be dogs outside and actively maintain their image as goddesses......
Incidentally, the second place in the questionnaire was the School of Foreign Chinese, accounting for 15 percent, the third place was the Department of Communication, the proportion was also 10 percent, and the fourth place was the Business School, which accounted for 8 percent.
Well, it seems that OL's mature girl temptation is still not as good as the literary girl's smile.
The remaining 30 faculties together are only a pitiful 40 percent, and the worst is the School of Electronic Science and Engineering, and no one voted for them...... Anyway, is there really a girl in that department?
In short, such an upright thing must not be done.
But everyone discussed for a long time, and there was no other good way, and when they were complaining, Chu Liumeng pushed Chu Linshuang.
Chu Linshuang glared at Chu Liumeng, then walked out and coughed: "Have you ever seen Sun Tzu's Art of War?" ”
"What tricks does the senior sister have?" Yan Rui's eyes lit up, she didn't know Chu Linshuang, but when she saw that she and Chu Liumeng knew each other, she thought that she was also from the freshman College of Liberal Arts.
Chu Linshuang said: "Sun Tzu's Art of War: Those who are good at fighting are invincible, and they will not lose the defeat of the enemy. Therefore, it is said that the first is invincible, and the enemy can be defeated. We can't panic now, and we must stabilize our fundamentals first. ”
Propaganda Minister Nie Shengqiong sighed: "But our basic plate is only a little bit of people, and most of them are girls, and there is a possibility of anti-water." ”
Chu Linshuang's face was strange, and he glanced at Chu Liumeng: "...... Liumeng, you go change your clothes, I just discussed it with the seniors. ”
"Hmm." Chu Liumeng nodded and left.
(Sorry, this was yesterday, why have I been getting more and more procrastinating lately, and I'm also very irritable, and I always feel like I'm writing too fast and can't keep up with the update...... mmp)