The shouts of killing in the room shook the sky, but fortunately there were only two people outside the door. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

They are both Internet café owners, but Zhao Sihai and Nacheng look so different in style.

One dressed like an executive of a large conglomerate, and the other threw flip-flops almost the same as killing pigs and selling meat.

It's just the same that their expressions at this time are incomparable paparazzi and voyeurism/lewdness/fetish.

"Master Helmsman, it seems a little miserable?" The city still looks like a poet at this time, and at first glance it is a wet man.

Zhao Sihai picked up his feet from the slippers and picked them up, and then corrected: "Master, your words are inaccurate!" Where is this tragic, obviously it is intense, but it is still young! ”

The city nodded frantically, and the two old men looked at each other inappropriately and laughed.

…

"Don't kick your face, if you can't find your daughter-in-law, you give me a baby..."

Liu Xiaobao covered his face with his hand and glanced up habitually, the scenery above his head was really...!

Liu Xiaobao's first thought was that the peach blossoms of which house are still pink and black!

Liu Xiaobao, who was in a trance, held his head a little loosely, and Yao Binglan kicked just the last to come first...

At the same time as the nosebleed came out, Liu Xiaobao's clever plan of 'knowing is not knowing' came.

"Come on, raise your thighs a little higher, I just saw that it looks like it's really pink..."

"Ahh Yes! Yes!!! "Can't let him see it with his own eyes... The crazy Yao Binglan had to stop.

Angry, he grabbed Liu Xiaobao's undefended ear again: "If you dare to say it, I will definitely kill you!" ”

…

"Master Helmsman, listen, the thighs are raised a little more, and if you want to die or live, you still have to look at what color..."

"Master, is it useful for a man to have a big mouth? There are so many young people nowadays! ”

…

Liu Xiaobao, who was pulled by his ears and stood up, was very scared of this, Yao Binglan didn't bother to pay attention to him, who knew that he was kicking his nose in the face.

"What's so embarrassing, I'll tell you, I'm still wearing bright red pants..."

Yao Binglan just wanted to give him two more blows when she heard it, and this self-cooked goods began to give her orders like an uncle: "Don't be stunned, if it's cool enough, come and help Bao Ye wipe the nosebleed, and then restore the hairstyle, otherwise when people come in, they will see red... Don't you really think I'm being hehe... Whoa! ”

"You! Stinky rascals! "If it really can, Yao Bing's Bluetooth has been bitten many times, but for the sake of his own blood...

Liu Xiaobao himself can testify that Yao Binglan's kick really didn't hit his nose.

But how could Liu Xiaobao explain the facts by himself, seeing that Yao Binglan still didn't move, this guy simply pretended to be extremely injured.

Seeing this, Yao Binglan endured that her heart was frantically trampled by tens of thousands of grass and mud horses, and hurriedly took a piece of tissue paper and stuffed his nose first, then stretched out her hand and opened it as a comb, and poked Liu Xiaobao's hair several times very hard.

In this way, Liu Xiaobao's appearance was a little neater, and his combed appearance was extraordinarily sour, which also made Yao Binglan's anger disappear a little.

No, we'll have to wait a little longer... Yao Binglan had to calm down for a while before making plans.

…

"Master Helmsman, why is there no movement? Wasn't there a lot of movement just now? ”

"My master! A woman is also an animal, and animals need to be caressed... No, I'll have to ask your sister-in-law to introduce you to another wife! ”

"My helmsman, you spare my old bones that are about to go through a lot of wind and frost, you and your sister-in-law are young and strong, I can't stand forty like a wolf and a tiger!"

"The word that tuggs at the hair! Look at your soft-footed shrimp! By the way, Colonel Yao shouldn't be thirty years old, right? ”

"Well, I think it's twenty-seven or eight at most, right? I'm going to have two lungs, where is this like a wolf and a tiger, obviously like a dragon and a dragon..."

… Ten minutes, Yao Binglan was calm, but the two people waiting outside the door thought that she and Liu Xiaobao were still having an endless aftertaste.

When Zhao Sihai and Nacheng, who were handcuffed, were allowed to come in, Yao Binglan clearly felt that there was no need for Liu Xiaobao to go to the big mouth anymore, and the two old people squeezed their eyebrows at Liu Xiaobao enough to explain everything.

But she suddenly calmed down.

Although Liu Xiaobao always plays hooligan on her, he has to say whether he is a hooligan or not.

And the seemingly harmless old man in front of him is the undoubted hooligan leader.

With a tiger in the face and a slam on the table with one hand, Yao Binglan shouted: "Zhao Sihai, that city, your account hasn't started to be counted yet, get serious for me!" ”

Zhao Sihai and Nacheng were immediately honest, as if they were recruits who had been reprimanded by veterans, standing with their heads buried in their heads, and they didn't dare to take a breath in their atmosphere.

This play is sung like this, Liu Xiaobao is a little incomprehensible.

Zhao Sihai is not simple, and the city is not simple, Liu Xiaobao knows this.

Seeing that it was actually the two of them who were brought, and the two of them looked very familiar, Liu Xiaobao thought of a lot of things, but the key points could not be strung together.

"What's going on!?" If you don't understand, you have to ask, Liu Xiaobao is not embarrassed.

Of course, Yao Binglan didn't feel that she was so good with Liu Xiaobao that she could say nothing, and instead yelled at him: "You also give me a serious attitude!" ”

Liu Xiaobao, who was secretly observed by Zhao Sihai and the city, was very innocent, "I can't be serious, I held it for too long just now... I want to pee! ”

How long have you been holding it back?

You can tell me what you're holding back!

Why are you holding back?

Yao Binglan's general expression made Zhao Sihai and Nacheng, who were full of eyesight, unable to hold back any longer, and the rattling sound suddenly made a loud noise.

… Allowed Liu Xiaobao to go and shush, Yao Binglan stared at him until Zhao Sihai and Nacheng couldn't laugh anymore.

"Funny? Zhao Sihai, tell me where it's funny! Shout to report to the government before you speak! ”

"It's not funny anywhere to report to the government!"

"Then you're still laughing like a stupid donkey!"

Zhao Sihai had nothing to say, anyway, he didn't think he was a donkey, so he simply didn't answer.

The city went up: "Report to the government, I was tickling my helmsman just now!" ”

Zhao Sihai was anxious when he heard this, "My master didn't scratch me, I... I have air allergies and suddenly want to laugh! ”

"Do you think I'm a stupid ass!" Yao Binglan looked at the hands that were handcuffed and didn't move, and fire was about to erupt in her eyes, air allergies, what's wrong with the air, you have to be allergic! It's too much!

Zhao Sihai obviously couldn't agree with this, and muttered very quietly, "Donkeys don't have as much decibels and lung capacity as you..."

To tell the truth, Lao Zhao, who has always been rough, snorted like a mosquito, but the room was really too quiet, because Colonel Yao, whose ears were erected like a small radar, couldn't hear the truth!

Yao Binglan hated not having a high-explosive gun in his hand, and he could blow up this repentant but unclean goods in his mouth with one shot!