"It's not hard to save you, but you have to sign a contract?" The man said with two unusually long nose hairs.

"Well, the contract?" When Liu Tianqi heard that he was going to sign a contract, he became vigilant and asked, "What contract?" ”

The man didn't answer, waved his hand, and a beautiful woman in professional clothes walked over, and when she saw this professional beauty Liu Tianqi, her eyes straightened.

I saw that this beauty in professional clothes looked fair-skinned, had a good face, and was capable, and a black professional dress wrapped the woman in a patchwork of shapes, with turbulent waves on her chest, and the thin black suit seemed to be unable to support her behemoth.

Liu Tianqi swallowed his saliva, Liu Tianqi swore that he was not a lustful person, but everyone has a love for beauty, especially this kind of superb OL should be seen a few more times.

"Mr. Liu, please see the contract." The woman slowly came to Liu Tianqi, and the sound of pimples in her high heels made Liu Tianqi's heart itch.

"Oooh......"

Liu Tianqi picked up the contract and opened it and looked at it from top to bottom.

Prefectural employment contract

Party A: Hades

Party B:

Liu Tianqi looked up at the man when he saw this and said, "Are you fooling me?" ”

"Hey, how could I fool you?" The man looked at Liu Tianqi and said with a strange and cute look.

"You didn't fool me, your name is Hades?" Liu Tianqi looked at the man in front of him helplessly and asked.

"That's right, I'm the king of Hades, like a fake!" The man who called himself Hades said very unhappily.

"Hehehe...... Don't make trouble, if you are Lord Yama, I will still be the Jade Emperor, hahaha......" Liu Tianqi looked at Lord Yama and laughed.

After listening to Liu Tianqi's words, Lord Yan frowned and said, "You don't believe it? ”

"I believe you are a big-headed ghost, I have long felt that something is wrong here, let's say, are you the trust of the female ghost, in order to torture me, everything is fake for you, you are still Lord Yama, look at your bear-like, black like a piece of coal, small like a potato, nothing to do and fiddling with your two nose hairs, you think you are a cricket."

"You ......" Lord Yama trembled angrily, but the beautiful female secretary on the side snorted.

Liu Tianqi saw the female secretary laughing, the man's little bit of grumbling came up, looked at the beautiful secretary and said: "I have been on the eighteenth floor, just look at the young lady, you are pleasing to the eye, you said that you look so beautiful and it is very boring to be with a briquette every day, listen to the advice of the little brother, stay away from this coal, by the way, young lady, do you have WeChat?" Scan the code! ”

The beautiful secretary listened to Liu Tianqi's words and smiled like a flower, stretched out her fingers like green onions and hooked them to let Liu Tianqi come over with her ear, Liu Tianqi stepped forward with her ear, and the beautiful secretary said angrily: "If you had said this two years earlier, I would have agreed to have a relationship with you." ”

"Well, why was it two years ago, why can't it be now?"

"I just had a car accident two years ago, giggle......"

"I'm grass." Liu Tianqi woke up suddenly, his real sperm worm was in his brain, if this is the accomplice of the faceless female ghost, then this beautiful secretary is also a female ghost, Liu Tianqi, your heart is really big, and you are here to pick up the female ghost.

"Okay, how the hell do you believe I'm Hades?" The man had a dark face, looking at Liu Tianqi's fierce eyes, if he hadn't asked Liu Tianqi for help, the man really wanted to send him to the eighteenth layer of hell to try the torture there!

"Hey, you're not done, aren't you, and you still say that you are the Lord of Yama, okay, aren't you the Lord of Yama, if you have the ability to call out my dead grandmother, I will believe it!"

"Okay, that's what you said!" The man waved his hand, and a black hole appeared in the air, and after a while, the black hole disappeared, and an old lady with silver hair and a kind face appeared in front of Liu Tianqi.

"Grandson."

"Grandma?" Liu Tianqi's heart tightened, but he immediately shook his head and sneered: "Trick." ”

"What do you say, grandson? What a trick, I'm grandma. The old lady looked at Liu Tianqi and said kindly.

Liu Tianqi's nose was sour, although he felt that the grandmother in front of him was a trick, but Liu Tianqi couldn't help but feel sad, but Liu Tianqi had a lot more endurance after exercising in the past two days.

"Grandson, what's wrong with you, why don't you recognize grandma?"

"You said you were my grandmother, do you have any proof?" Liu Tianqi looked at the kind grandmother and said.

"I'm your grandmother, what evidence do you want......"

"Stop, without evidence, I won't admit that you are my grandmother!"

"Oh, you little bunny, you're still losing your temper!" Grandma is also a violent temper, and she will beat people when she rolls up her sleeves.

"Hey, I warn you, if you're really my grandma, don't call me a bunny, it's not good for you genetically!"

Grandma laughed angrily when she heard this: "Okay, don't you want evidence, I'll tell you about it." ”

"Do you still remember, that year you just went to kindergarten, winter vacation to grandma's house to play, grandma's house has a big iron door, the number nine cold winter is terrible, the iron door is piercing to the touch, you kid doesn't know what evil he has committed, he actually used his tongue to add an iron door, but the tongue froze on the iron door, and then I used hot water to melt it for you, you forgot?"

As soon as grandma finished saying this, Liu Tianqi already believed eight points, because grandma knew about this matter alone, and even his parents themselves didn't let grandma say it.

"And that time when you took the math test at the end of the first grade of elementary school, you were very afraid of being beaten by your father, and you actually used a pencil to add a zero to the end of the ten, if it wasn't for grandma and me to stop you, you would have been whipped by your father's big mouth, and that will ......"

"Hey, stop, stop grandma is really you, I miss you so much!" Liu Tianqi hugged his grandmother and cried, and his grandmother also hugged Liu Tianqi and cried at this time, grandma died of a sudden myocardial infarction, and Liu Tianqi had just gone to college when he died, and now it has been three years in a flash.

"Okay, crying and crying, now believe that I am Lord Yama." Seeing that the situation was almost over, Lord Yama waved his hand and disappeared into a gust of wind.

"Grandma'......"

"Okay, your grandmother has accumulated good deeds and virtues all her life, and she will be reincarnated as a good person in the next life."

Hearing this, Liu Tianqi wiped his tears, looked at the little black fat man with heavy nose hair in front of him again, and said: "I really didn't expect Lord Yama to grow like this, it's really a matter of hearing and seeing is believing!" ”

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, you look at the contract now, you can sign it, you can't sign it, I find that I'm getting more and more annoyed with you!" Lord Yan was choked by Liu Tianqi, and said a word angrily, sitting at his big desk, twisting his two nose hairs, sulking.

Liu Tianqi smiled bitterly, picked up the contract he had just read, and browsed it from beginning to end, slowly Liu Tianqi's eyes became brighter and brighter, and finally slapped the table and shouted: "I signed this contract!" ”