"Your ...... on a horse"

Hearing Chen Hao's words, the smug expression on Qian Qingfeng's face suddenly disappeared.

How could he not hear that Chen Hao was scolding him for not having ratings on the TV station in a different direction, and he had a light smile on his face from beginning to end, which made people feel very unhappy when they watched it.

"Okay, you can do it, you kid wait for me, I'll call someone over now!"

Qian Qingfeng scolded, took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call.

"You fight." Chen Hao yawned and said fearlessly.

Xia Qian tugged on Chen Hao's sleeve on the side, and whispered: "He's going to call someone, I think it's better to forget it, there are still a few empty parking spaces over there, I'll park the car there." ”

"It's okay, no matter how many people he calls, in the end, he will obediently give up the parking space."

Hearing Chen Hao's words, Qian Qingfeng pressed the dial button for a moment, and said with a sneer: "Boy, you can pretend to be able to ride a horse, why do you say that I will give up the parking space, just because of this ridiculous bullshit you blow?" ”

"I'll tell you the truth, I'll do divination." Chen Hao said seriously.

"Divination? Hahaha! ”

Qian Qingfeng glanced at the woman in the black dress beside him, and burst into a deafening laugh.

When he had laughed enough, he raised his eyebrows and said disdainfully: "You said that you can do divination, so why don't you calculate a hexagram for yourself, calculate that if you don't go out well today, you will be beaten up?" ”

"These eight characters haven't been skimmed yet, you have written the word turtle first."

Chen Hao smiled and pretended to be mysterious: "If you don't believe it, I'll calculate it for you." ”

Qian Qingfeng definitely didn't believe it, he saw Chen Hao's troubled appearance, and said with a sneer: "The acting is like the real thing, then you can tell me, what have you calculated?" ”

"Ahem."

Chen Hao coughed, stared at Qian Qingfeng's crotch twice, and then pretended to be surprised and shouted, "I wipe it?!" ”

Chen Hao's shout directly startled Qian Qingfeng, he stared at the beads of his eyes and scolded: "Startled by stepping on the horse, you say quickly, what have you calculated?" ”

"Hey~"

Chen Hao sighed, pretended to be worried and said, "I'll rub it, it's not good!" ”

Qian Qingfeng's face was confused: "What's wrong?" ”

"I calculated, you often feel kidney deficiency recently, especially after overwork, your waist and legs are sore, and your energy is low, as if your body has been hollowed out, I suggest that you should buy a few more boxes of Huiyuan Kidney Treasure Tablets to make up for all the kidney overdraft."

"Paralyzed."

Qian Qingfeng only heard it now that he was tricked by Chen Hao.

But think about it carefully, what Chen Hao said is not wrong, in recent years, he obviously felt that when he was doing errands in bed, his physical strength was not as good as before, and after finishing his errands, these symptoms were indeed very consistent with what Chen Hao said.

However, he is only in his forties, so even if he really has kidney deficiency, he will not admit it in front of outsiders.

"That's nonsense!"

Chen Hao smiled and continued: "Isn't divination just a requirement to tell the truth? I'll be honest, you're still angry. ”

"What kind of truth is this? You kid is oily and slippery, see if I don't find someone to kill you! ”

"The recent ratings of your orange station are not very good, and there are frequent hosts who change jobs, I don't mind counting you again, and calculating the future of your station."

Hearing Chen Hao mention the orange platform, Qian Qingfeng's hand on the phone was another one.

Anyway, he is not in a hurry to kill people for a while, he really wants to hear what Chen Hao can pretend to be forced this time.

"Then you should do the math, if you talk nonsense again, then I will find someone to kill you immediately!"

"Yes." Chen Hao smiled and nodded.

Xia Qian, who was on the side, pulled Chen Hao's arm with some concern, and asked uncertainly, "Eh, do you really know divination?" Isn't that thing superstitious, how can it be believed? ”

"Trust me."

Chen Hao stared at Xia Qian's clear eyes for two seconds, and then said to Qian Qingfeng: "But before I give you divination, I need to sing a song first." ”

"Singing? What song to sing? Qian Qingfeng was completely stunned by what Chen Hao said.

If you want to do divination, hurry up, say a lot of bells and whistles, and now you say that you want to sing, isn't this just a joke?

Chen Hao coughed, cleared his throat, and then sang in front of Xia Qian and the others.

"Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of little stars.

Put it in the sky and shine brightly, like the stars blinking~"

If it weren't for the skills given by the system that were too cheating, if he had to sing the last song "Little Star" before using the divination skills, Chen Hao would definitely not be able to sing it.

After all, when he sang this childish children's song, he himself felt a pain in the egg.

"Finished?" After Chen Hao finished singing, Qian Qingfeng asked mockingly.

Originally, he thought that Chen Hao's behavior of suddenly coming to sing a song was already very stupid, but now when he heard that the song he was going to sing was actually a childish children's song, the smile on his face couldn't stop for a second.

As soon as the song was finished, when Chen Hao looked at Qian Qingfeng again, the corners of his mouth hooked slightly.

"Now, I'm going to start divining you."

"Say, I'm going to see what you can make up this time!" Qian Qingfeng said disdainfully.

Chen Hao smiled and pretended to be sympathetic and said, "There is unfortunate news. ”

"What unfortunate news?"

"You've got a certain green hat on your head."

Qian Qingfeng didn't react to what Chen Hao's words meant for a while, he specially raised his hand, touched the top of his head, and said disdainfully: "Hmph, there is a fart hat, it's complete nonsense!" ”

The woman in the black dress on the side had a slightly unsightly face, and she reminded in a low voice: "Director, what he means by this is that you are green......"

"Being green, how is that possible? My wife and I have always had a good relationship. Qian Qing's face was full of disbelief.

Chen Hao pointed to the mobile phone in Qian Qingfeng's hand, and said with a smile: "If you don't believe it, you can call your wife now to confirm." ”

"Hmph, hit it!"

Qian Qingfeng said and called his wife.

"Hey, wife, where are you, why is there a man's panting sound on the side?"

"Oh, you're in the gym, are you on the treadmill right now?"

Qian Qingfeng looked at Chen Hao, his eyes full of showing off.

Then, he continued to say into the phone: "It's okay, I'm just asking, you just went to get your hair done yesterday, and you went to the gym today, don't be tired." ”

In the next second, Qian Qingfeng's hand holding the mobile phone suddenly trembled, and his face turned an ugly pig liver color.

"Are you really on a treadmill? You think I can't hear ......"

He was about to say something into the phone, but the other end of the phone had hung up, leaving Qian Qingfeng standing alone in place, almost crying in public.

I calculated that the cuties who rewarded today can pick up money and girlfriends when they go out~

(End of chapter)