Chapter 426: Brother, You're Really Slow
Qianlong Zaitian has become one of the few people who wants to get into the screen and beat Chen He violently.
Chen He didn't care about how much hatred she had, she continued with a thunderbolt, "By the way, how old are you, Xiaolong?" ”
"Twenty." The hidden dragon said in the sky.
"It's so big." Chen He let out a meaningful sigh.
Qianlong heard the sound of his endurance breaking in the sky, and he almost popped out a few words from between his teeth, "I mean age, age!" ”
"yes, otherwise what are you talking about?" Chen He was exceptionally innocent.
The hidden dragon almost crushed his back teeth in the sky.
What did he do wrong to be sent over to bring the crazy little teddy to farm monsters, he knew that it was so difficult, and he was willing to kill a hundred members of the majestic wind for the sake of the force.
The members of the still majestic force suddenly shuddered collectively.
Without hearing the answer of the hidden dragon in the sky, Chen He said again, "Actually, it's quite a coincidence." ”
"You're twenty too?" Qianlong Zaitian couldn't help but ask.
"No, I mean, we're all men." Chen He said.
Qianlong was silent in the sky for a longer time, so long that Chen He almost thought that he was directly opening the hanging monster, and when the hidden dragon finally opened his mouth, "You are a ladyboy?" ”
"It's a man." Chen He insisted.
"Voice changer?" Although the hidden dragon is obsessed with the battlefield, he has vaguely heard of this magical existence.
After the updated version of the Great Wilderness can speak face-to-face, the competitive pressure in the shemale industry has increased sharply, and it was originally only necessary to rely on emojis to sell cuteness, because voice has become very difficult.
Fortunately, because this industry chain is too large, the witty shemale brothers have joined forces to make a voice changer that can be used in the game, that is, a kind of plug-in.
"yes." Chen He said.
The hidden dragon stood up in the sky, "Not sealed?" ”
The blow to the big wilderness is particularly serious.,Since there was a studio that used a hook to open a hundred numbers like a street brush.,There's almost no plug-in.。
There are just some plug-ins like timers, but in the official professional arena, these plug-ins are not allowed to be used, and once discovered, they will be banned from the game, or even from participating in the professional league of the Great Wilderness for life.
Professional players can only rely on precise calculations and superhuman intuition for their own skills and those of their opponents.
In other words, not everyone has what it takes to become a pro.
"Hahaha, scare you." Chen He suddenly slapped the table, "Do you really believe it?" ”
Qianlong thought quietly in the sky: I'll go to your uncle's.
"This number belongs to my friend, I borrowed it for fun." Chen He said, "The owner is a boy." ”
Before Qianlong Zaitian knew what the meaningful "oh" in Chen He's words meant, he already felt that his mind was occupied by her slightly uplifted and obscene tone.
It was as if someone was holding a tape recorder and recording the last word of Chen He, and then kept playing it back in his ear.
It's even more annoying than starling.
"Aren't you excited?" Chen He asked.
The Hidden Dragon in the Sky: "??? ”
"By the way, he asked me to ask you, do you have a girlfriend?" Chen He said.
As soon as these words came out, not only Qianlong was stunned for a moment, but even Wei Du, who was sitting next to Chen He, suddenly looked over, raised his eyebrows, and lowered his voice, "You me?" ”
"Why are you talking so dirty?" Chen He pushed away Wei Du's head in disgust.
Qianlong Zaitian contacted the previous text, and used the reading ability he had discarded many years ago, and paid more focused energy than in the college entrance examination, and after studying every word Chen He said, he replied cautiously, "No." ”
After speaking, Qianlong Zaitian felt that this sentence was a little ambiguous, and quickly added, "Not for the time being, but I don't mind." ”
"Is it so free-flowing?" Chen He smiled, and finally asked the question he used when he destroyed the sinking boat, "Then do you mind having a boyfriend?" ”
"Your friend is a!" The hidden dragon didn't hold back for a while, and scolded in a low voice.
From the moment Qianlong Zaitian noticed that something was wrong, he was wary of what Chen He said, and he always felt that the male friend she suddenly mentioned was a little strange, but he didn't expect that in a few words, Chen He actually asked this question.
Could it be that the crazy little Teddy is just here to find a "boyfriend"?
Wei Dupi stared at Chen He with a smile.
Chen He said with a big grin, "No, no, don't be nervous, I'll just ask casually." ”
Damn, can this not be nervous!
Qianlong secretly cursed another swear word in the sky.
Chen He's words not only did not make Qianlong Zaitian relax his vigilance, but instead forced him to do everything he could, not to mention his most luxurious equipment, and even took several drugs in a row.
I can't wait for my own miraculous skills, so I quickly wave my hands and knock down the little monsters in this area, so that I can leave the crazy little teddy early.
Crazy little Teddy dropped a few bombshells and then fell eerily silent.
The hidden dragon hadn't noticed it at the beginning of the day, and after a while, he didn't hear the voice of the little teddy, so he was a little curious.
He deliberately sped up his speed to kill the monster.
Crazy little Teddy came over on time when the monster health dropped to 20%, and shamelessly rubbed the experience.
Actually, it's in.
The hidden dragon raised an eyebrow in the sky, but why not talk to himself?
The hidden dragon subconsciously grabbed a handful of his hair in the world, looking a little irritable.
When the crazy little Teddy spoke, the hidden dragon felt annoying to her again, and now she was silent, and the hidden dragon began to jump suddenly again in the sky's heart.
After a moment of silence, the hidden dragon came back to his senses, which was probably like every time he brushed up a dungeon, the boss would always be very calm before he went berserk.
The hidden dragon watched the crazy little teddy follow silently, and then stepped forward, rubbed the experience and retreated, and couldn't help but feel more and more weak, not understanding what the crazy little teddy was holding back.
After brushing silently for more than ten minutes, the hidden dragon asked casually in the sky, "Little Teddy?" ”
Crazy little Teddy moved as if in response to him.
"You look at your experience bar, how many percent it is, I'll see how long we have to brush it." After speaking, Qianlong Zaitian added again, "Mingmei is asking." ”
"Eighty-three percent." A calm male voice came from inside the headphones.
The hidden dragon opened its mouth wide in the sky.
The next moment, something happened that made the hidden dragon's mouth open wider in the sky.
The man who spoke out chuckled very arrogantly and arrogantly, "If you weren't too slow, I would have had enough experience, little brother, you're really slow." ”
The hidden dragon was still about to speak in the sky, and the man said like a machine gun, "By the way, I asked Mingmei, and she said that she didn't ask you about our progress." ”
The hidden dragon was exposed to the lie in front of him, and his face turned red for a moment, and then turned iron blue again.
Is this little teddy really crazy?