Chapter 423: Knocking on Heaven's Gate (Final Chapter)
"Nonsense, the He clan is from the Yanhuang Republican Alliance, but Aoi Koku belongs to all mankind in the universe! Why, I heard that Aoi Koku was sent to your Yanhuang Women's Prison last month for reform? It's a waste of your public resources, it's better to..."
"Why don't I give it to you? Yes, if you exchange a unicorn for a unicorn, you don't need anyone else to agree, I can promise you the Lord, and promise to do it for you. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"I'm afraid this won't work... Let's put it on another level..."
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When men talk about such topics, it is probably similar to how women talk about cosmetics or Oba TV series, and they don't stop chatting tirelessly, until an unmanned terrain vehicle encounters a unicorn, and Liu Xiaobao and Arshavin stop the super-fantasy arrangement of historical romantic characters between them, which may be enough to constitute defamation.
"So handsome, I guess it's a male!" Liu Xiaobao was taken aback.
"Isn't it obvious that it's a male!"
Arshavin looked at the unicorn on the screen, and Ding Ding was not the kind that was one size smaller than Balotelli, so he naturally remembered that Liu Xiaobao, a slut, used the unicorn Ding Ding to disgust his stubble, and he was a little crazy and roared so lowly, and then the intimate Liu Xiaobao introduced the behemoth that appeared on the picture.
"This guy's name is Bass, not necessarily the most combative second-generation unicorn, but it must be the most troublesome second-generation unicorn, because it is really not afraid of death."
"A strong life doesn't need a reason, and this can be seen from the scars on its body."
Liu Xiaobao whistled, his first impression of Bass was good, so his admiration for Bass was of course heartfelt, while Arshavin obviously had a different opinion.
"It's obviously full of scars, you really think he's handsome? Unfortunately, the female unicorns probably don't think so... I say this because Buzz is the only second-generation unicorn who has never had a partner so far. ”
The Buzz that appears on the screen looks more like a cluster of moving ruins, like a huge and incomparable chameleon hidden in the countless ruins of the dungeon, but Liu Xiaobao, who has already learned some information about unicorns, knows that it will show such an effect in the human eye, precisely because of the many biochemical modifications that unicorns have received, including the genetic modification of chameleons.
"Huh? Isn't it handsome? The scar is a male's medal, is it good, if it doesn't have a partner, it doesn't know a friend like me to guide him reasonably, otherwise it is guaranteed to be the most charming male in the eyes of female unicorns... Bass was the name you gave him? ”
"It's its own human name, if you don't believe it, you can ask it yourself."
Arshavin was not interested in discussing with Liu Xiaobao how to instigate the unicorn pickle girl's idle eggs, so he simply said something that Liu Xiaobao might be more interested in.
"How do you ask? Can it talk? Liu Xiaobao's eyes lit up and said, as Arshavin thought, he was really interested in bragging and chatting with different intelligent creatures.
"It's simple, it can be like a phone call."
Arshavin first turned on the communication equipment on the unmanned terrain vehicle, and then handed a headset to Liu Xiaobao, who still couldn't fully understand.
"Uh..."
The sound of Liu Xiaobao's forehead when he put on the headset made Buzz suddenly alert, and its tense body made it look more majestic than just now, such a change made Liu Xiaobao understand that it should have heard his own voice.
"That, this..."Liu Xiaobao, who can usually speak well, behaved like a turtle who called for the first time hundreds of years ago, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
"Chinese, you are Yan Huang!?"
Liu Xiaobao first heard Buzz hum a few times, and then, he actually heard an electronic synthesized sound in his ears that made him feel a little ghostly.
"You know Yanhuang?"
Although the electronic synthesized sound has no emotional color, but Buzz's humming voice is mixed with strong emotional color, and he combines the two to conclude that Buzz is actually a little excited because he is a Yanhuang person?
"If you can talk to me, it means that you are not far from me, and you should be within the seventh block, and since you can come to the dungeon and enter the seventh block, you should know that we unicorns have enough intelligence to compete with you humans, but you can't survive..."Buzz muttered, and then continued to explain his logic to Liu Xiaobao completely, "Although the knowledge in the dungeon is a bit outdated, it is also very vast, I am almost a hundred years old, if I don't even know Yan Huang, unless I am mentally retarded." ”
"It makes sense that you have a longer lifespan than humans, supposedly up to three hundred years old? Whoever lived to be 300 years old would be an ordinary person with an average IQ would be a living encyclopedia, and there must be amazing intellect among your unicorns, so it only stands to reason that you can come up with the equipment to translate your language into synthesized sounds. ”
"You're very smart, so you should know by now that I'm not stupid, just say it for any purpose, don't go around here and there."
"I heard your name is Bass? You gave yourself the name? I'm a little curious about this, so I wanted to ask you. ”
"Yes, what's so strange, in order to make it easier to deal with you humans, we unicorns will give ourselves a human name, and we will also give a unicorn name to every machine we think is a threat to us, such as the captain of the tsar, the unicorn name we gave him, translated into your human language, is probably equivalent to the meaning of feces."
Liu Xiaobao laughed directly, and Bas actually shouted as if he was very happy, as for Arshavin, who was listening to the two people's phone call', he didn't know what to say for a long time, so he could lie down, and he obviously had a drunken feeling of drinking a large bottle of ultra-high vodka in one gulp.
"Does it mean anything special to you by naming yourself Bath?" Liu Xiaobao asked after laughing enough.
"Bath is a small city of your human race, located in the east of Avonshire, England, in the history of your human race, and there is a female writer named Jane Austen who has a lot of fate with this small city."
"Female writers? Sorry, I haven't had time to study literature yet, what books has she written? ”
"Pride and Prejudice is her most famous book, and if you haven't read it, you've probably heard it... When I was a child, I loved to play with another little unicorn, and like any other little unicorn, we learned all sorts of things from Mr. Jose, the wise man of the clan. ”
"Does it have anything to do with your name being Bass? You like that unicorn, right? I don't read much, don't lie to me, that little unicorn is also male. ”
"In your human language, it's a gentle girl, and when I was ten years old, Mr. José told us about the writer and the book, and then he told me that if he needed a human name in the future, it would be called Jane, but then it died of biotransformation, and later... I gave myself a human name called Bass. ”
Liu Xiaobao clearly saw a moment of pitiful despair flashing in the eyes of the male man covered in medals, and he thought of a lot.
Liu Xiaobao has not read "Pride and Prejudice", but just from the literal meaning of the name, you can roughly understand what kind of complex emotions Bas has in his heart.
At least, Liu Xiaobao was extremely sure at this time that if there was no pride and prejudice, this dungeon might not have appeared at all.
"Well... I've heard it, it's a pleasure to meet you Bass, my name is Liu Xiaobao. ”
"Liu Xiaobao... I can't tell you what kind of mood I'm feeling right now, anyway, boy, welcome to hell. ”
Buzz didn't give Liu Xiaobao a chance to speak again, its forefeet covered the picture of unmanned driving like a dark cloud covering the sky, and it was pitch black in front of him, but Liu Xiaobao felt that he had just knocked on a door that could see heaven.
Bath's childhood was there...