Chapter 43: The Mysterious Visitor
"Who? Who, exactly, is in my house? Get out of here, or I'll call the police!" Although his legs were trembling with fright, Pansic still pretended to be calm. As he spoke, he quietly held the mop placed against the wall next to him in his hand, so as to deal with possible unexpected situations at any time.
"I said, do you understand people's words? Didn't you wipe the first? Having lived together for so long, you will always be so sloppy. A mysterious voice rang out.
"Stayed together for so long? What do you mean, you've been in my house for a long time? Pansic felt a chill, could it be that his home had been invaded? And it's not a short time to listen to that meaning, and I didn't even notice it at all.
"Yes, we've been in your house for a long time, and according to your time on Earth, it should be half a year."
"Wait, you guys? Could it be that there is more than one person in my house? Pansiqi was about to go crazy, and his grip on the mop tightened again. Originally, he thought that it should be okay to deal with one person, but now that he heard that there was more than one person, he instantly felt that his situation was not good.
After analyzing the situation at the scene, Pan Xiqi felt that it was not appropriate for him to have a head-on conflict with the other party at the moment, after all, a gentleman would not suffer immediate losses. Glancing at the bathroom door, he decided to run away as soon as the opportunity was right, and then called the police to let the police take the other party.
Just as Pansiqi was about to raise his legs and run towards the door, the mysterious figure spoke again: "Hey, Pansiqi, where are you going in the middle of the night?" Didn't you just die in pain, could it be so soon? ”
Pansiqi had just arrived at the bathroom door, and stopped instantly after hearing this. He shuddered and asked, "You, who are you?" How do I know my specific situation? Are you spying on me? ”
Pan Xiqi seriously recalled the situation at home in the past six months, and there was nothing abnormal at all. My house is not big, and there are not many places to hide people, not to mention that there is more than one person. Once someone is moving around the house, they will definitely be aware of it. Suddenly, he thought of a possibility, his face suddenly turned pale, his legs trembled violently, and he couldn't even speak clearly.
"You, you, you, you're not going to be ghosts, are you? If you want to say that I, Pansiqi, have not done anything bad in my life, please do well, let me go, and go out of my house. I will definitely burn more gold and silver paper money for you, and if you want beautiful women to talk to me too, I will burn a few more for you. As he spoke, he clasped his hands together and kept clasping them, and he almost knelt down.
"Who's the hell! Anyway, you are still a college student in the new era, why are you so feudal and superstitious? After the founding of the People's Republic of China, even animals can't become sperm, don't you know? The other party was obviously very upset, and scolded him with his head and face.
"Not a ghost? So who are you? How is it that I haven't noticed anything about living in my house for so long? Pansiqi asked.
"We're not ghosts, but to be precise, we're not human, at least not the same species as you earth humans."
"We earth humans? Are you aliens?" Pansic felt that this answer was more difficult for him to believe than if the other party was a ghost.
"Yes, we come from a galaxy far away, and there is our beautiful homeland there. For Earth, we are indeed what you call extraterrestrial life. ”
"Aliens? Lived in my house for half a year? I must have gone insane from the pain I just had. Pansiqi thought she must be hallucinating.
"Why don't you believe what I'm saying? By the way, isn't it strange that your tennis level has suddenly improved so much? The mystery man asked.
"What? You even know about it? Pansiqi was completely shocked, and the other party seemed to know everything about his life.
"Isn't this nonsense? The sudden mutation of your body, but our masterpiece, how could we not know it? The mysterious man said proudly.
"You guys? It turned out that you guys made my tennis better. But why should I believe you? Pansiqi was still a little incredulous.
"Hey, you're so suspicious. Well, let me explain this to you from the beginning. ”
"Our civilization is a super civilization that is many times more advanced than the civilization of the earth, and we have developed science and technology beyond the imagination of the people of the earth a long time ago. The earth is like a baby in our eyes, and humans are as weak as ants.
"Although our hometown is unparalleled in its beauty, my companions and I are born with a strong sense of adventure, and the far-flung depths of the universe have a fatal attraction for us. That's why many years ago I went on an interstellar journey with my companions, visiting one unknown galaxy after another. ”
"Who knew that after entering your galaxy, we were hit by a severe dark matter storm, and although we were lucky enough to escape, our ship was also badly damaged. In desperation, we can only choose the nearest living Earth to dock in order to collect energy to repair the spaceship. And your home is the place we chose to stop. ”
"You're saying that two aliens are piloting a damaged spaceship in my house for repairs? Oh my god, that's the funniest joke I've ever heard this year! Pansic felt that the other party was completely playing tricks on himself.
"Do you think you're making a Hollywood blockbuster? Make up this set of godlike things with me. Are you fooling me? Pansizzy said angrily.
"For us, you earthlings are about the same as fools, except for those people. If we hadn't been cautious enough, we would have caught them," the alien said, with some trepidation.
"Stop, stop! What a mess. I'm telling you, if I don't show up with your companion again, I'll call the police right now, and it's a crime to break into a house. Pansiqi was somewhat enraged.
"You still don't believe me all I said? How do you believe what I say? The alien asked.
"I'd be a fool if I believed you. If you have the ability, you will show up and let me see what virtues the so-called aliens have. ”
"Okay, that's what you said. As long as I appear in front of you, you believe what I say? ”
"Yes, I'd like to see how you're going to make up for this ridiculous lie."
Before Pansiqi finished speaking, suddenly the bathroom was shrouded in a strong yellow light, and the dazzling light made Pansiqi subconsciously block it with his hand. As he got used to the bright light, he looked at it and found that the source of the light was actually coming from his own toilet.
Next, the toilet tank lid suddenly rose into the air under the strong light, as if it was supported by an invisible hand, and after leaving the water tank, it slowly landed on the ground under Pansiqi's stunned gaze.
"Okay, come and have a look, we're living in the tank." Aliens speak.
From the moment he saw the tank lid rise into the air, Pansic had somewhat believed the other party's words. If the other party is even lying to him, then this deception is too real.
"What are you doing in a daze, come here, we'll have to sleep in a while, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here." The alien urged.
"Leave him alone, and die to die." Pansy mustered his courage and moved to the toilet bowl where the lid had been lost. Coming to the toilet, he slowly shifted his gaze to the cistern. When he finally saw what was inside, his eyes were bigger than a bull's eye, and he had a hellish look on his face.
"So this is an alien? How does it feel completely different from what I imagined, shouldn't I look like ET? But now it looks a little cute. Pansiqi couldn't help but blurt out.
At this time, in his eyes, he saw two hairballs sitting in the tank. One is green all over, the other is blue throughout. The round body looked fleshy, and with fluffy hair, if he hadn't known beforehand, Pansiqi would have thought it was two big balls of yarn.
In addition, there are also a pair of huge eyes on the faces of the two hair balls, with round eyes and round bodies, and the eyes are flickering, which is almost cute.
"Hey, have you seen enough? The first time you saw a noble alien life, how could you, a humble earthling, show such an expression? Aren't you impressed by our handsome appearance? Seeing that Panci had been looking at him with a stupid expression, the blue furball shouted angrily.
"Yiwu Yiwu Yiwu Obligation 。。。。。。" The green furball also opened his mouth, but Pansiqi did not understand the words at all.
"Come on, you're still noble and handsome? Don't you know you've got a ball? Hahahaha! After a moment, Pansic laughed.
"You dare to insult us, see if I don't clean you up." The blue furball was completely angry, and suddenly its big cute eyes became round, and a yellow light spit out from its mouth and pounced on Pansiqi.
Pan Xiqi only cared about laughing, and when he didn't pay attention for a while, he was smashed by the ball of light.
"Ahh As if he had been electrocuted, Pansic screamed in an instant, and at the same time there was a burning smell in his hair. But fortunately, it seems that the blue furball is just to teach Pansiqi a lesson, and the electricity contained in the yellow light cluster is not very strong, and it didn't take long for Pansiqi to stop shouting.
"Wow, wow,,, you, you, this, this little thing, why do you electrify people if you don't agree with each other?" Pansizzy stuttered in pain.
"Hehe, see if you dare to be disrespectful to us. This time is just a lesson, and if there is a next time, it will be more than that. The blue furball said proudly, and the green furball on the side was also very happy to see Pansiqi being straightened, and kept grimacing on the side.
"Don't dare, don't dare." It seems that the temper of these two alien creatures is not very good, and the heroes do not suffer immediate losses, and Pan Xiqi hurriedly apologizes.
"Now that we're in front of you, it's time for you to believe what I said, right?" Satisfied with Pansiqi's attitude, Blue Furball asked.